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(Columbus Dispatch)   Vandals admit muffin-crystal-thingie assault on Serpent Mound historical site was designed to lift the vibration of the planet   (dispatch.com) divider line 17
    More: Weird, Serpent Mound, Adams County, National Register of Historic Places, systems design, Taj Mahal, planets, Infraction  
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2012-11-04 11:09:46 AM  
4 votes:
I think it's disgraceful that some weirdos with made up spirituality that no one follows or believes in would desecrate an effigy to a much older spirituality that no one follows or believes in. That mound of dirt is just totally ruined now.
2012-11-04 10:45:51 AM  
3 votes:
From the comments: "It's very interesting to see a unique feat of astronomy and engineering that a civilization built around the time of Christ."

Yes, it's an amazing feat of...making a huge pile of dirt. Some Roman is sticking his head out of his multi-story stone building with running water, saying, "Oh, what a nice pile of dirt. Very clever indeed."
2012-11-04 01:50:58 PM  
2 votes:

the lord god: forgotmydamnusername: the lord god: raerae1980: Wow, it's not even friggin 7AM and I'm already pissed, PISSED after reading this. I just....I need coffee.

Why? Its just a pile of dirt and nothing was changed or harmed.

Are you an archaeologist?

As a matter of fact.......yes.


Sweeping up dessicated dog turds in your living room does not qualify you as an archaeologist.
2012-11-04 11:12:12 AM  
2 votes:
What a coincidence. Serpent Mound is the nickname for my wife's vagina.
2012-11-04 11:08:19 AM  
2 votes:

spentmiles: I was up in Ohio for my aunt's funeral last year. I had some down time after the viewing so I visited Serpent Mound. There isn't much to see of course, pretty lame actually, but I enjoyed walking around in the sunshine after being shut up in the musky mortuary all morning. After a bit of walking, I sat against the mound and ate a sub for lunch. I have both Type 1 and Type 2 diabetes, so I fell asleep after I ate.

I'm usually a deep sleeper. I never remember my dreams. If I don't write down something before I fall asleep then it is gone forever. But while I was asleep on the mound, I had the most vivid hallucination - more than a simple dream.

I was completely naked, standing on the mound, with a shadow. The shadow said, "it's prepared." Then a female deer walked atop the mound in front of me. I spread her legs and her vagina began to contract. After several minutes of me stroking her back as her vagina made sucking and belching sounds, a small hairless fawn was born into my hands. The shadow said, "now eat." I thought that I didn't know what to do, but I automatically began pushing the bloodied fawn into my mouth. Inch by inch, I drew the fawn's hind legs into my mouth. Then my jaw unhinged as I cleared the hips. The wet baby deer slid gradually down my throat until the last tip of hoof disappeared. The umbilical cord was still hanging out of my mouth; the other side hung from the deer's sore vagina. I slurped and sucked, inch by inch, devouring not only the cord but also the mother deer. After much complaining and walking along the mound, I lay down in the sun with a fat, distended stomach still moving with the death quivers of the animals.

Then the shadow laid down on top of me. A feeling of great cold, like an arctic death exhale descended over me. I fell asleep in the dream but immediately awoke in the real world.

It was dark and I was covered in dead, wet leaves. I'd been asleep for almost six hours - a death sentence for a double diab ...


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2012-11-04 11:04:39 AM  
2 votes:
I was up in Ohio for my aunt's funeral last year. I had some down time after the viewing so I visited Serpent Mound. There isn't much to see of course, pretty lame actually, but I enjoyed walking around in the sunshine after being shut up in the musky mortuary all morning. After a bit of walking, I sat against the mound and ate a sub for lunch. I have both Type 1 and Type 2 diabetes, so I fell asleep after I ate.

I'm usually a deep sleeper. I never remember my dreams. If I don't write down something before I fall asleep then it is gone forever. But while I was asleep on the mound, I had the most vivid hallucination - more than a simple dream.

I was completely naked, standing on the mound, with a shadow. The shadow said, "it's prepared." Then a female deer walked atop the mound in front of me. I spread her legs and her vagina began to contract. After several minutes of me stroking her back as her vagina made sucking and belching sounds, a small hairless fawn was born into my hands. The shadow said, "now eat." I thought that I didn't know what to do, but I automatically began pushing the bloodied fawn into my mouth. Inch by inch, I drew the fawn's hind legs into my mouth. Then my jaw unhinged as I cleared the hips. The wet baby deer slid gradually down my throat until the last tip of hoof disappeared. The umbilical cord was still hanging out of my mouth; the other side hung from the deer's sore vagina. I slurped and sucked, inch by inch, devouring not only the cord but also the mother deer. After much complaining and walking along the mound, I lay down in the sun with a fat, distended stomach still moving with the death quivers of the animals.

Then the shadow laid down on top of me. A feeling of great cold, like an arctic death exhale descended over me. I fell asleep in the dream but immediately awoke in the real world.

It was dark and I was covered in dead, wet leaves. I'd been asleep for almost six hours - a death sentence for a double diabetic like me. But somehow, I wasn't at all hungry. I tested my blood sugar back at the car and it was within the range I'd expect had I just eaten a protein rich meal. And the oddest part - I could taste cord blood on the back of my tongue.
2012-11-04 11:03:51 AM  
2 votes:
So the "Light Warriors" did this? Looks like these dudes are going to jail:
www.hardmode.org

Someone should have told them to buy silver swords when they were in the elf village.
2012-11-04 10:54:43 AM  
2 votes:
dashie.mylittlefacewhen.com

Somebody say "muffin"?
2012-11-04 01:40:25 PM  
1 votes:

ruta: ladyfortuna: I've been rewatching the X-Files lately, and this seems like exactly the kind of thing the real whackjobs on that show (so you know, 1995ish) would have done. I was really hoping that the lack of press on new-agers meant maybe that crap was dying down.

Alas, no. If anything, it's gotten worse thanks to the internet and Oprah. If Oprah did a show about how organites are all you need to bring your life in tune with the universe and make all your wishes come true, everyone would be snapping them up. Oh wait, she already did that, but it was a book called The Secret.

Boy I wish I didn't have scruples so that I could make a shiat-ton of money off of these fools.


If I could "earn" what Rush Limbaugh "earns" by spewing his hateful, dishonest gibberish, I'd do it. For one year.Then I'd end my show by telling all my dildohead followers, for three straight hours, that they are the stupidest, most gullible form of human garbage and they should be ashamed of themselves, and they need to seek psychiatric help.

Then I'd donate most of the money to a worthy cause. I'd keep some of it, 'cause I gotta eat, too.

Just not as much as Limbaugh eats.
2012-11-04 12:51:49 PM  
1 votes:

the lord god: raerae1980: Wow, it's not even friggin 7AM and I'm already pissed, PISSED after reading this. I just....I need coffee.

Why? Its just a pile of dirt and nothing was changed or harmed.


Are you an archaeologist? How the fark do you know that? Personally, stuff like this makes me want to head down to Haight St. and knock the first hippie I see unconscious. They did, after all, originate the sort of ignorant nonsense under discussion, even if they are no longer the sole practitioners.
2012-11-04 12:42:46 PM  
1 votes:
profile.ak.fbcdn.net
2012-11-04 11:30:34 AM  
1 votes:
i1182.photobucket.com

Those aren't muffins...
2012-11-04 11:11:26 AM  
1 votes:
Way to fark with future archaeologists!
2012-11-04 11:08:39 AM  
1 votes:
Vandals admit muffin-crystal-thingie assault on Serpent Mound historical site was designed to lift the vibration of the planet.

And what did the Goths, Visigoths and Saxons have to say?
2012-11-04 10:57:55 AM  
1 votes:
If they don't stop it, I'm going to fence in their chickens and not tell them.
2012-11-04 10:13:47 AM  
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: Idiots.


Exactly:

resin objects, embedded with aluminum foil and quartz crystals,


Everyone knows that the aluminum foil will block the Orgone wave energy. This is why we wear it on our heads.
2012-11-04 09:50:47 AM  
1 votes:
Wow, it's not even friggin 7AM and I'm already pissed, PISSED after reading this. I just....I need coffee.
 
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