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(CNN)   Police charge UK man with giving children cocaine for Halloween. And you thought kids on a Halloween candy sugar high were bad   (cnn.com ) divider line
    More: Scary, tootsie rolls, Greater Manchester Police, treating, Oldham, cocaine  
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2012-11-04 10:15:52 AM  
news.3yen.com
 
2012-11-04 10:18:15 AM  
Is cocaine still expensive? What actually was the point of doing that?
 
2012-11-04 10:18:36 AM  
I had one trick or treater this year. It was a buddy of my roommate and his daughter. I didn't have any candy so Dad got a beer.
 
2012-11-04 10:20:20 AM  
angryfuckingrant.com
 
2012-11-04 10:20:22 AM  

Arthur Jumbles: Is cocaine still expensive? What actually was the point of doing that?


This

/yes it's expensive enough not to just give away
//imagine he must have cut the shiat outta it
///hell of a drug
 
2012-11-04 10:24:34 AM  
This Halloween candy smells great!
 
2012-11-04 10:24:50 AM  
i.qkme.me
 
2012-11-04 10:30:01 AM  
2 costume night.

/Maybe 3.
 
2012-11-04 10:32:01 AM  
This Halloween I didn't even get a roach.
 
2012-11-04 10:34:02 AM  
cdn.hahajk.com
 
2012-11-04 10:40:55 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-11-04 10:41:37 AM  
I only gave out Snickers and Cadbury Scream Eggs, I feel like such a cheapskate now.
 
2012-11-04 10:54:58 AM  
www.idolol.com
 
2012-11-04 11:01:09 AM  
Probably thought, "man, why is my courier wearing that weird ass costume."
 
2012-11-04 11:02:14 AM  
I'm beginning to remember where my name came from

/I'm told that I was in highschool for five years
 
2012-11-04 11:05:45 AM  
What kind of an idiot would waste perfectly good cocaine on a bunch of snot nosed kids.
 
2012-11-04 11:13:28 AM  
This has the makings of a "Best Halloween EVER" article for High Times.
 
2012-11-04 11:17:10 AM  
images.clipartof.com
 
2012-11-04 11:26:52 AM  
i know some kids that just lost their love for pixie sticks
 
2012-11-04 11:32:20 AM  
i105.photobucket.com
I got a rock. 

/whole new meaning.
 
2012-11-04 11:37:05 AM  
lenfromak:

One and done!
 
2012-11-04 11:38:35 AM  
Parents need to firmly tell their children that shouting "Crack or treat!" when a person opens their door is wrong.
 
2012-11-04 11:40:29 AM  
If this was in the US they would have followed the kids home and looted the place of property. Clearly the ten year old is running a crack empire if he has a baggie in his trick or treat pillowcase.
 
2012-11-04 11:56:54 AM  
remember it's only legal if it's coated with high fructose corn syrup en.grasscompany.com
 
2012-11-04 11:57:08 AM  

Arthur Jumbles: Is cocaine still expensive? What actually was the point of doing that?


The first hit's always free.
 
2012-11-04 12:09:37 PM  
I just gave out Skittles and bullet-proof vests.
 
2012-11-04 12:16:06 PM  
www.starscolor.com

Wrote a song about it.
 
2012-11-04 12:23:58 PM  
FYI Sugar doesn't make kids hyper. At all.

/It makes some kids sleepy in fact.
 
2012-11-04 12:24:37 PM  
Tax Boy: [angryfarkingrant.com image 280x210]

(breaks out guitar and starts playing I'm just a rock and roll clown)
 
2012-11-04 01:24:21 PM  

LavenderWolf: FYI Sugar doesn't make kids hyper. At all.

/It makes some kids sleepy in fact.


Bath salts, on the other hand...
 
2012-11-04 01:25:21 PM  

LavenderWolf: FYI Sugar doesn't make kids hyper. At all.

/It makes some kids sleepy in fact.


but they're hyper when they're craving sugar. therefore it makes kids hyper.
 
2012-11-04 01:33:19 PM  

Ed Finnerty: LavenderWolf: FYI Sugar doesn't make kids hyper. At all.

/It makes some kids sleepy in fact.

Bath salts, on the other hand...


Kids are always trying to eat your face already, so how can you tell the difference?

/they should get off my lawn, with their moaning and bleeding everywhere
 
2012-11-04 01:49:32 PM  
Mommy! This candy tastes bad and I can't feel my mouth anymore!
 
2012-11-04 02:09:45 PM  
Viral marketing.
 
2012-11-04 05:06:28 PM  

jaktripper: What kind of an idiot would waste perfectly good cocaine on a bunch of snot nosed kids.


I know, right? They're far too young to appreciate it.
 
2012-11-04 05:42:09 PM  
Who can make the sun rise?

Was it one of these guys?
 
2012-11-04 06:13:11 PM  

jaktripper: What kind of an idiot would waste perfectly good cocaine on a bunch of snot nosed kids.


THIS!
 
2012-11-04 06:29:55 PM  

FatherChaos: [www.starscolor.com image 850x573]

Wrote a song about it.

sp. JJ Cale
 
2012-11-04 09:49:11 PM  
What a terrible headline. No use of 'nose candy'? Come on.
 
2012-11-04 10:15:35 PM  

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 300x187]
I got a rock. 

/whole new meaning.


LOL
 
2012-11-04 10:32:49 PM  

FatherChaos: Wrote a song about it.


Eddie Van Halen?
 
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