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(US Magazine)   It's that time of year again when Leonardo DiCaprio trades in the old and busted model for the new hotness   (usmagazine.com) divider line 18
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2012-11-04 05:50:53 PM  
5 votes:
i48.tinypic.com

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2012-11-04 11:02:44 AM  
5 votes:

thespindrifter: Clearly you haven't seen him without makeup lately; I'm starting to wonder if so much of this Top Shelf Ass is walking away from him, not the other way around. Sure, he might occasionally realize that a whiny child is so much bullshiat to put up with when you're old enough to be daddy, but at the end of the day he's looking more and more haggard, and his inability to pick a life partner says more about his instability and issues than anything else. This is mid-life crisis material right here. He's waking up in the morning and seeing those dark circles under his eyes and the ever-growing wrinkles and ridges, and it's tearing him apart. He has the star power to keep getting roles, but it takes more and more spackle and paint to make him look like the pedantic brats he dates.

I really hope he finds someone he can relate to soon. The end of the pussy train starts to turn into depressive drinking and general misery, followed by bitterness and jaded psychoactives abuse, but there isn't enough booze or enough antidepressives to wash away that sorrow. Only a good woman closer to his age will bring him contentment, not trying to regain his youth through another youth.


Exactly. If Decaprio doesn't do something right now to change his life, he'll end up like George Clooney, living in an Italian villa balls deep in Stacy Kiebler.
2012-11-04 10:49:12 AM  
5 votes:
Haters gonna hate!

weknowmemes.com
2012-11-04 06:21:52 PM  
3 votes:
i48.tinypic.com

posted in wrong thread..oh well...
2012-11-04 10:17:22 AM  
3 votes:
Whipping out his penis is considered currency in over 50 countries.
2012-11-04 10:16:44 AM  
3 votes:
Someone needs to get Leo, Clooney, Jeter, Timberlake, Jagger, John Mayer, Colin Farrell, and Charlie Sheen in a room just so they can all swap stories.
2012-11-04 01:34:13 PM  
2 votes:
His penis is blessed by God!

24.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-04 11:09:02 AM  
2 votes:
All icing and no cake ... eventually makes you throw up.
2012-11-04 10:34:23 AM  
2 votes:

ruta: 37 years old and he still looks like a Keebler elf. I suppose some years have passed since Titanic but he always looks like he's just going through puberty. It's very puzzling how his soft unmanliness is attractive to certain women. Justin Bieber has the same uncanny powers.


Ye$, who know$ why...
2012-11-04 10:00:17 AM  
2 votes:
What's the bookie line on the next contestant?
2012-11-04 09:57:05 AM  
2 votes:
His penis is a national treasure.
2012-11-05 09:35:20 AM  
1 votes:
img55.imageshack.us

For Sale: Can't afford to maintain anymore... Working in film on location. High mileage,
worn out interior, loud, lots of modifications, used to be fun but now its
boring, not very reliable, but stands up to a pounding, test drivers welcome.
Best offer. Call Leo @ (905)822-XXXX, or if you want the car call (416)754-XXXX
2012-11-04 05:53:53 PM  
1 votes:

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i1096.photobucket.com
2012-11-04 05:00:47 PM  
1 votes:

SkylineRecords: Whipping out his penis is considered currency in over 50 countries.


I once saw him scissor kick Angela Lansberry.
2012-11-04 01:23:43 PM  
1 votes:

theflatline: Generation_D: Something fairly sad when you need to tell fark how great your wife is, and how many girls you banged before marrying her, and how you didn't marry her for her looks....

idk man.

I met my wife when she was dressed like the swiss miss, wearing a baggy uniform, her hair in a bun, no makeup, and a hairnet. I asked her out because she had kind eyes and blushed easily. I had no idea she was beautiful. I asked her out because she was a good person, the looks department was a bonus, and when she met me for our first date, I did not recognize her because her hair was down and she was in street clothes.

I did bang a lot of women before my wife, and she knows that. Cannot hide my past, old whores(me) die hard.


24.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-04 12:53:40 PM  
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com

Too Old
2012-11-04 10:35:16 AM  
1 votes:

ruta: 37 years old and he still looks like a Keebler elf. I suppose some years have passed since Titanic but he always looks like he's just going through puberty. It's very puzzling how his soft unmanliness is attractive to certain women. Justin Bieber has the same uncanny powers.


Clearly you haven't seen him without makeup lately; I'm starting to wonder if so much of this Top Shelf Ass is walking away from him, not the other way around. Sure, he might occasionally realize that a whiny child is so much bullshiat to put up with when you're old enough to be daddy, but at the end of the day he's looking more and more haggard, and his inability to pick a life partner says more about his instability and issues than anything else. This is mid-life crisis material right here. He's waking up in the morning and seeing those dark circles under his eyes and the ever-growing wrinkles and ridges, and it's tearing him apart. He has the star power to keep getting roles, but it takes more and more spackle and paint to make him look like the pedantic brats he dates.

I really hope he finds someone he can relate to soon. The end of the pussy train starts to turn into depressive drinking and general misery, followed by bitterness and jaded psychoactives abuse, but there isn't enough booze or enough antidepressives to wash away that sorrow. Only a good woman closer to his age will bring him contentment, not trying to regain his youth through another youth.
2012-11-04 10:01:59 AM  
1 votes:
It's the pre-holiday break up.
Happens like clockwork, particularly in college.

"This piece of a$$ isn't worth going through holiday rituals together. buying presents, taking to meet the relatives, etc. See ya!"
 
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