thespindrifter: Clearly you haven't seen him without makeup lately; I'm starting to wonder if so much of this Top Shelf Ass is walking away from him, not the other way around. Sure, he might occasionally realize that a whiny child is so much bullshiat to put up with when you're old enough to be daddy, but at the end of the day he's looking more and more haggard, and his inability to pick a life partner says more about his instability and issues than anything else. This is mid-life crisis material right here. He's waking up in the morning and seeing those dark circles under his eyes and the ever-growing wrinkles and ridges, and it's tearing him apart. He has the star power to keep getting roles, but it takes more and more spackle and paint to make him look like the pedantic brats he dates.I really hope he finds someone he can relate to soon. The end of the pussy train starts to turn into depressive drinking and general misery, followed by bitterness and jaded psychoactives abuse, but there isn't enough booze or enough antidepressives to wash away that sorrow. Only a good woman closer to his age will bring him contentment, not trying to regain his youth through another youth.
ruta: 37 years old and he still looks like a Keebler elf. I suppose some years have passed since Titanic but he always looks like he's just going through puberty. It's very puzzling how his soft unmanliness is attractive to certain women. Justin Bieber has the same uncanny powers.
Haliburton Cummings: [i48.tinypic.com image 660x495]what top shelf pussy looks like
SkylineRecords: Whipping out his penis is considered currency in over 50 countries.
theflatline: Generation_D: Something fairly sad when you need to tell fark how great your wife is, and how many girls you banged before marrying her, and how you didn't marry her for her looks....idk man.I met my wife when she was dressed like the swiss miss, wearing a baggy uniform, her hair in a bun, no makeup, and a hairnet. I asked her out because she had kind eyes and blushed easily. I had no idea she was beautiful. I asked her out because she was a good person, the looks department was a bonus, and when she met me for our first date, I did not recognize her because her hair was down and she was in street clothes.I did bang a lot of women before my wife, and she knows that. Cannot hide my past, old whores(me) die hard.
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