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(US Magazine)   It's that time of year again when Leonardo DiCaprio trades in the old and busted model for the new hotness   (usmagazine.com) divider line 14
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2012-11-04 11:02:44 AM
4 votes:

thespindrifter: Clearly you haven't seen him without makeup lately; I'm starting to wonder if so much of this Top Shelf Ass is walking away from him, not the other way around. Sure, he might occasionally realize that a whiny child is so much bullshiat to put up with when you're old enough to be daddy, but at the end of the day he's looking more and more haggard, and his inability to pick a life partner says more about his instability and issues than anything else. This is mid-life crisis material right here. He's waking up in the morning and seeing those dark circles under his eyes and the ever-growing wrinkles and ridges, and it's tearing him apart. He has the star power to keep getting roles, but it takes more and more spackle and paint to make him look like the pedantic brats he dates.

I really hope he finds someone he can relate to soon. The end of the pussy train starts to turn into depressive drinking and general misery, followed by bitterness and jaded psychoactives abuse, but there isn't enough booze or enough antidepressives to wash away that sorrow. Only a good woman closer to his age will bring him contentment, not trying to regain his youth through another youth.


Exactly. If Decaprio doesn't do something right now to change his life, he'll end up like George Clooney, living in an Italian villa balls deep in Stacy Kiebler.
2012-11-04 04:29:54 PM
2 votes:

hundreddollarman: No pictures of said Victoria's Secret model? Fark, I am disappoint.


I don't think there's an immediate replacement on deck... resumes are currently being compiled, and auditions start Wednesday.

But here's the outgoing model:
www.myindianmovie.com
xaxor.com
3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-04 01:23:43 PM
2 votes:

theflatline: Generation_D: Something fairly sad when you need to tell fark how great your wife is, and how many girls you banged before marrying her, and how you didn't marry her for her looks....

idk man.

I met my wife when she was dressed like the swiss miss, wearing a baggy uniform, her hair in a bun, no makeup, and a hairnet. I asked her out because she had kind eyes and blushed easily. I had no idea she was beautiful. I asked her out because she was a good person, the looks department was a bonus, and when she met me for our first date, I did not recognize her because her hair was down and she was in street clothes.

I did bang a lot of women before my wife, and she knows that. Cannot hide my past, old whores(me) die hard.


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2012-11-04 11:54:54 AM
1 votes:

ruta: Justin Bieber has the same uncanny powers.


No he doesn't. He's not even close to 37 yet. When Justin Bieber turns 37 and he's still pulling the pricey tail, call me. I think it's more likely he'll be living like Danny Bonaduce, myself.
2012-11-04 11:14:36 AM
1 votes:
my granpa looks hotter than Leo:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/02/article-2227056-15D198A2000 0 05DC-606_634x491.jpg

/and gramps is dead
2012-11-04 10:57:54 AM
1 votes:
He and Clooney have a top-shelf ass contest going on.
2012-11-04 10:49:12 AM
1 votes:
Haters gonna hate!

weknowmemes.com
2012-11-04 10:35:16 AM
1 votes:

ruta: 37 years old and he still looks like a Keebler elf. I suppose some years have passed since Titanic but he always looks like he's just going through puberty. It's very puzzling how his soft unmanliness is attractive to certain women. Justin Bieber has the same uncanny powers.


Clearly you haven't seen him without makeup lately; I'm starting to wonder if so much of this Top Shelf Ass is walking away from him, not the other way around. Sure, he might occasionally realize that a whiny child is so much bullshiat to put up with when you're old enough to be daddy, but at the end of the day he's looking more and more haggard, and his inability to pick a life partner says more about his instability and issues than anything else. This is mid-life crisis material right here. He's waking up in the morning and seeing those dark circles under his eyes and the ever-growing wrinkles and ridges, and it's tearing him apart. He has the star power to keep getting roles, but it takes more and more spackle and paint to make him look like the pedantic brats he dates.

I really hope he finds someone he can relate to soon. The end of the pussy train starts to turn into depressive drinking and general misery, followed by bitterness and jaded psychoactives abuse, but there isn't enough booze or enough antidepressives to wash away that sorrow. Only a good woman closer to his age will bring him contentment, not trying to regain his youth through another youth.
2012-11-04 10:34:23 AM
1 votes:

ruta: 37 years old and he still looks like a Keebler elf. I suppose some years have passed since Titanic but he always looks like he's just going through puberty. It's very puzzling how his soft unmanliness is attractive to certain women. Justin Bieber has the same uncanny powers.


Ye$, who know$ why...
2012-11-04 10:26:59 AM
1 votes:
37 years old and he still looks like a Keebler elf. I suppose some years have passed since Titanic but he always looks like he's just going through puberty. It's very puzzling how his soft unmanliness is attractive to certain women. Justin Bieber has the same uncanny powers.
2012-11-04 10:16:44 AM
1 votes:
Someone needs to get Leo, Clooney, Jeter, Timberlake, Jagger, John Mayer, Colin Farrell, and Charlie Sheen in a room just so they can all swap stories.
2012-11-04 10:01:59 AM
1 votes:
It's the pre-holiday break up.
Happens like clockwork, particularly in college.

"This piece of a$$ isn't worth going through holiday rituals together. buying presents, taking to meet the relatives, etc. See ya!"
2012-11-04 10:00:17 AM
1 votes:
What's the bookie line on the next contestant?
2012-11-04 09:57:05 AM
1 votes:
His penis is a national treasure.
 
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