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(US Magazine)   It's that time of year again when Leonardo DiCaprio trades in the old and busted model for the new hotness   (usmagazine.com) divider line 79
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2012-11-04 01:17:00 PM
And you forgot Axl F*CKING Rose
 
2012-11-04 01:23:43 PM

theflatline: Generation_D: Something fairly sad when you need to tell fark how great your wife is, and how many girls you banged before marrying her, and how you didn't marry her for her looks....

idk man.

I met my wife when she was dressed like the swiss miss, wearing a baggy uniform, her hair in a bun, no makeup, and a hairnet. I asked her out because she had kind eyes and blushed easily. I had no idea she was beautiful. I asked her out because she was a good person, the looks department was a bonus, and when she met me for our first date, I did not recognize her because her hair was down and she was in street clothes.

I did bang a lot of women before my wife, and she knows that. Cannot hide my past, old whores(me) die hard.


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2012-11-04 01:34:13 PM
His penis is blessed by God!

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2012-11-04 01:36:35 PM
He's lucky women like him because he couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag.
 
Skr
2012-11-04 01:58:16 PM
I was going to say that hopefully he can find someone his age and at his own maturity level.... but don't know how mature he is.

For all I know during sex he could stick his dick in and and start crying like a retard that just killed a grasshopper in the mail box.

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maybe that turns some ladies on, I don't know.
 
2012-11-04 02:20:10 PM

skinink: Haters gonna hate!

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Oh for heaven's sake- is no one else's gaydar ringing like a bell?

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-11-04 03:50:00 PM
I would bang the hell out of him.

I do not look like a Victoria's Secret model
 
2012-11-04 03:52:27 PM
i wonder what his longtime boyfriend thinks?
 
2012-11-04 04:20:34 PM
It's that time of year again? A Sunday that falls on an even-numbered date?
 
2012-11-04 04:20:57 PM
No pictures of said Victoria's Secret model? Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2012-11-04 04:29:54 PM

hundreddollarman: No pictures of said Victoria's Secret model? Fark, I am disappoint.


I don't think there's an immediate replacement on deck... resumes are currently being compiled, and auditions start Wednesday.

But here's the outgoing model:
www.myindianmovie.com
xaxor.com
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-04 04:56:34 PM
Well, if Leo D has to be "alone" in life...then that's a great way to be alone...
 
2012-11-04 05:00:47 PM

SkylineRecords: Whipping out his penis is considered currency in over 50 countries.


I once saw him scissor kick Angela Lansberry.
 
2012-11-04 05:09:10 PM

theflatline:
I am not a traditionally good looking man


You ain't kidding about that.
 
2012-11-04 05:46:28 PM

911Jenny: I would bang the hell out of him.

I do not look like a Victoria's Secret model


hey i just called 867 5309 and you didn't pickup..what gives?
 
2012-11-04 05:50:53 PM
i48.tinypic.com

what top shelf pussy looks like
 
2012-11-04 05:53:53 PM

Haliburton Cummings: [i48.tinypic.com image 660x495]

what top shelf pussy looks like



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2012-11-04 06:03:49 PM

theflatline: whatgble brag brag blah balh


are you twelve years old? because if so, you have some Blade Runner kinda progeria goin on.

sad that your wife doesn't see you for being a sexist ass...



/top shelf pussy
//piece of ass

...jesus... grow up
 
2012-11-04 06:21:52 PM
i48.tinypic.com

posted in wrong thread..oh well...
 
2012-11-04 06:27:54 PM

Generation_D: think you're projecting just a wee bit much.


As a man who has been happily married for 13 years, I got a good chuckle out of this.
 
2012-11-04 09:49:02 PM
I'll say what I say every time Leo dumps a girlfriend: "Must be nice to be him."
 
2012-11-04 10:00:35 PM

LonMead: I don't think there's an immediate replacement on deck... resumes are currently being compiled, and auditions start Wednesday.


Well he has to look through all those binders of women! That's got to take a while.
 
2012-11-04 10:41:56 PM
Clooney will be hot til the day he dies Leo is starting to look like a petulant middle aged frump, and a bit feminine as though he's lost testosterone. I know he's rich, but on the basis of looks, he's got another 5 years.
 
2012-11-04 11:24:06 PM

voristrupp: Clooney will be hot til the day he dies Leo is starting to look like a petulant middle aged frump, and a bit feminine as though he's lost testosterone. I know he's rich, but on the basis of looks, he's got another 5 years.


yeah, i bet ol' Leo is really just looking for a partner he can swap bras with.
he looks fat most times too..and that giant Stewie Griffin head of his..sheesh..the things chicks like these days....
 
2012-11-05 02:16:01 AM
::cough::
BEARD
::cough::

(I used to know one of the previous ones...)
/csb
 
2012-11-05 07:21:11 AM

Killer Cars: LegacyDL: Someone needs to get Leo, Clooney, Jeter, Timberlake, Jagger, John Mayer, Colin Farrell, and Charlie Sheen in a room just so they can all swap stories.

Oh absolutely. Remember Jon Favreau's show Dinner for Five? That would be the perfect format.

Get them in a restaurant, booze them up a little bit, and just let them trade tales.


I could see Clooney and DiCaprio doing that in a Jameson's ad or something.
 
2012-11-05 09:02:22 AM

thespindrifter: As a man who has been happily married for 13 years, I got a good chuckle out of this.


Having been married for 16 years, I can say with some authority that there is no such thing as, "Happily Married". There are wavering levels between, "suicidal" and "contemplating homicide".

I'd trade all 16 years for one week of being this guy.
 
2012-11-05 09:35:20 AM
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For Sale: Can't afford to maintain anymore... Working in film on location. High mileage,
worn out interior, loud, lots of modifications, used to be fun but now its
boring, not very reliable, but stands up to a pounding, test drivers welcome.
Best offer. Call Leo @ (905)822-XXXX, or if you want the car call (416)754-XXXX
 
2012-11-05 03:12:02 PM

theflatline: I think he is projecting a bit, but there is some truth in his statement.

I am not a traditionally good looking man, though it has been said I am charming and that goes a long way with the ladies. I had a wonderfully long career of dating attractive women without being rich or famous, and until I was 39 was content to be a bachelor, because the "top shelf" pussy always came easy.

And I was content with my life, and then I met my wife, who is gorgeous, but hardly the best looking woman I have ever dated, no anywhere near a demon in the sack, but she is a wonderful person, makes me laugh, and stuck by me through thick and thin. So at the the ripe old age of 42 I got married.and while I do miss the different piece of ass I was getting every week, I do not miss the constant wearing of my game face and being on stage.

And even now when I get some hot young thing, or old hot thing, i politely decline(although i do think about it). But at the end of the day I am content. I would not give up my hot, young, wife for anything. Hot and young are secondary to the great person that she is.

But if I were Leo, I would tap that ass until I were 90.


I think you're right. Your wife is gorgeous. Too bad she married a dick.
 
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