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(Info Wars)   "Obama Created Hurricane Sandy". Well that didn't take long. HAARP DERP HERP   (infowars.com) divider line 46
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2012-11-04 07:40:50 AM
8 votes:
More likely explanation:
andreafeczko.com
2012-11-04 09:43:11 AM
6 votes:

dugitman: So semi-seriously... what amount of energy would it take to manipulate a storm the size of Sandy? Meteorologists or some smarty-pants scientists can make quantitative guesses at this I would think. I mean it's probably on the scale of eleventy billion jigowatts, but there has to be a number out there. Anyone know about these things?


First, you will need a butterfly...
2012-11-04 11:58:58 AM
4 votes:

Shrugging Atlas: My brother-in-law. For the 15 years I've known him he's insisted on the fake moon landing thing. Other than that, he was pretty normal.

Then the black guy gets elected and the farking wheels just came off. We can't get to the moon, but we can use nanites for weather control


That equipment that everyone with a telescope can see on the moon? That was planted there. After Stanley Kubrick made the fake moon landing movie, they took all the props, flew to the moon, landed there and planted all those props so it looked like we actually landed on the moon.
2012-11-04 09:37:43 AM
4 votes:
i291.photobucket.com
2012-11-04 08:02:15 AM
4 votes:
Infowars: officially the dumbest site on the internet.

You might be inclined to say, "But dickfreckle, what about freepers, Stormfront, and The Blaze?" To which I'll respond,

Infowars: Officially the dumbest site on the internet.
2012-11-04 09:40:53 AM
3 votes:
Hate to rain on anyone's parade, but I think we're all overlooking the most important aspect of this article:

Paul and Steve Watson reported on October 14, 2055

We've got time travel!
2012-11-04 08:00:43 AM
3 votes:

edmo: Do not underestimate their powers. It's mind boggling to comprehend a storm that will keep only one type of voter from the polls while others have no issues. This is truly sophistication beyond the realm.

I'm not saying it's aliens...


AND because you can't just effect the voters of one party, why would the President point it at the NE, where you have most of the states locked up? Unless it wasn't the president, it was som... hang on there's a knock at the door.
2012-11-04 07:47:59 AM
3 votes:
Mom, get off the internet!
2012-11-04 12:42:50 PM
2 votes:

Oldiron_79: So how many people saying this is derp was screaming that Bush used his weather dominator to cause Katrina


ALL OF THEM.
2012-11-04 11:33:14 AM
2 votes:

Generation_D: This guy. he was predicting biblical overthrow of earth by way of aliens before it was cool 

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Barney Miller was played by the not-late great Hal Linden. Not the same.

I suspect you knew that.


Maaaaaaaaybe.
2012-11-04 09:54:37 AM
2 votes:
Obama Ordered DHS to Control Hurricanes

LOL, what a bunch of nutballs. Everyone knows HUD controls the hurricane machine. DHS controls the tsunami machine. If they can't simple facts right, why should we trust their analysis?
2012-11-04 09:53:05 AM
2 votes:

randomjsa: Oh and he's also admitted that government is ineffective and inefficient and will do his best to temporarily solve that problem just for this emergency before it goes back to normal again.


Well duh. Why do you think he built the hurricane and steered it towards Jersey in the first place?
2012-11-04 09:45:35 AM
2 votes:

dickfreckle: Infowars: Officially the dumbest site on the internet.


there are 1,247,020 posts in the infowars/prisonplanet forums. here's a tasty sample:

The NWO/Illuminati/high-degreed freemasonry cabal crafting N.A. for the past two centuries plus, for their dictatorial, anti-human rights one world gov't & Luciferian one world religion, did have the advantage of crafting their Masonic wives, female children and sisters to being their ENABLERS in one way or other. What many 33rd degree freemasonic Satanist respected-in-their-professions fathers apparently in N.A. did was they in the past 100 years in N.A. gave their children, both male & FEMALE over to TAVISTOCK trauma-based/SRA-based mind control programming, so these child-MC-slaves-cum-adult-professional WOMEN could be controlled by the in-charge contemporary MALE high-degreed freemasons. These kind of power hunger, Masonic fathers made sure their little MC slave girls became the JUDGES, DOCTORS and political MINISTERS (say over Education or SK Social Services, etc.) and they were then the puppets, MK ULTRA puppets like many of the males were/are like current U.S. President Barack Obama of the New World Order high-degreed freemasonic males in N.A. & the English-speaking COMMONWEALTH countries, with the British Illuminati red Queen Elizabeth II, as the supreme druid witch-queen she is, TRUMPING them all in power.
2012-11-04 09:38:43 AM
2 votes:

bwilson27: Even after Obama KICKS MAJOR ASS on Tuesday, these willfully ignorant, blatant RACISTS will still be here, crying about dirty election tricks and so forth, screaming and crying as they drive their pickups down to 7-11 for more beer, smokes and beef jerky.



I will most likely being celebrating Obama's victory Tuesday as I drive my pickup down to 7-11 for more beer, smokes and beef jerky
2012-11-04 08:47:26 AM
2 votes:
I love how this sh*t juggler uses the idea of "us against them" to sell his entire site. "What they don't want you to know [and here's some 'evidence' I just pulled out of my ass to convince the 150 million Americans who don't think critically]."

I'm in the wrong line of work. Jesus, I can write better than any columnist I've seen there. And I'm not even particularly intelligent - but I am an asshole and a cynic, so at this stage in my life, I feel it's time to start fleecing rubes. I'm tired of working for a living. Screw this whole "real job" scene.

/don't actually mean this, but damn it must be nice to get rich from ignorance. Fish in a barrel.
2012-11-04 08:39:24 AM
2 votes:
There's a Libertarian in my office that gets his news from this site. He honestly thinks it's on par with any other source, which makes sense in a way, because he thinks every opinion is on par with the rest. He is truly a product of the modern American media. The ironic thing is that he thinks by dumbing himself down to an unrecognizable lack of intellect, he is somehow a subversive champion of truth and free will. This is how the corporations will rule us. This is...Holy sh*t what's happening to me!?
2012-11-04 07:34:09 AM
2 votes:

Barfmaker: Article is from October 26?


HAARP and Obama silenced them soon after; they were lucky to get this out.
2012-11-04 04:30:39 PM
1 votes:

lantawa (farkied: Is that Swahili for "knucklehead"?): What if I promise you that not only am I not a shill, but I am also not a Republican.


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You could accurately say that I'm a Fark Independent who proudly herps and derps a good hurr-durr

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2012-11-04 02:10:27 PM
1 votes:
2012-11-04 01:33:32 PM
1 votes:

lantawa:

10 reasons NOT to vote for Obama that are NOT from little boys who make up stories:

• $6 trillion in new national debt under Obama...after he promised to decrease the deficit.

• Obamacare - A massive and incredibly convoluted bill which exponentially increases the federal government's control over our personal lives...which neither Obama nor a single Democrat even read before passing, and which will likely bankrupt the nation.

• In both the 2008 and 2012 presidential elections, the Obama campaign purposely disabled the credit card verification system for its Web site donations, allowing anyone from any foreign country to donate with no limit and no proof of identity; in both elections it was demonstrated that people overseas and people with obviously false identities were able to donate to Obama campaign, in direct violation of several laws. To this day it is not known what percentage of Obama's campaign funds are illegally obtained, since there is no documentation.

• Billions of taxpayer dollars gambled on "green" companies like Solyndra, NextEra, Ener1, Solar Trust and many others - all of which went bankrupt.

• An intentional refusal to enforce federal immigration laws.

• Unemployment at or above 8% for almost his entire term in office (which was actually closer to 15% actual unemployment).

• Operation Fast & Furious - a government-sponsored illegal gun-running scheme designed to purposely go awry so as to induce public outcry for gun control.

• Spent 20 years listening to a racist anti-America ...

 

You forgot the biggest reason of all time:

BEEEEENNNNNNGGGGGHHHHHAAAAAZZZZZiiiiIIIiiiiiIIIIIiiiI!
2012-11-04 12:16:14 PM
1 votes:

sno man: AND because you can't just effect the voters of one party, why would the President point it at the NE, where you have most of the states locked up? Unless it wasn't the president, it was som... hang on there's a knock at the door.


If Obama was really controlling the weather, he should have gone for a 2004 repeat.

www.bartcop.com
2012-11-04 12:10:38 PM
1 votes:
There's no war on for MY mind. My mind is a sort of vacant no-man's land.

images.sodahead.com
2012-11-04 11:59:06 AM
1 votes:

Tax Boy: Meanwhile .... inside the White House

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i.chzbgr.com
2012-11-04 11:57:09 AM
1 votes:

dickfreckle: Infowars: officially the dumbest site on the internet.

You might be inclined to say, "But dickfreckle, what about freepers, Stormfront, and The Blaze?" To which I'll respond,

Infowars: Officially the dumbest site on the internet.


Infowars makes freepers look like commies. That is all.
2012-11-04 11:55:17 AM
1 votes:
Meanwhile .... inside the White House

cokyday.files.wordpress.com
cdn.mos.totalfilm.com
2012-11-04 11:55:00 AM
1 votes:
pingounica.com


Why didn't Obama just fly around the earth the opposite direction, then reverse time and prevent Mitt Romney from being born?

Simple.
2012-11-04 11:51:17 AM
1 votes:

ignatius_crumbcake: Yes, because if Obama had a hurricane or earthquake machine he would surely use it to wreak havoc on two democratic states. I'd like to think Obama has seen Under Siege 2 and can come up with better uses for such a machine.


You're missing the point. He has these machines but farked up using them like he's farked up everything else!! Way to go Failbongo!
2012-11-04 11:24:51 AM
1 votes:
t3.gstatic.com

/hot
2012-11-04 11:18:39 AM
1 votes:

dickfreckle: Yeah, that was a bad year. I wasn't myself until I saw Krewe de Vieux, and finally the Saints humiliating the Falcons.

But we made it, brother. We made it.


25.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-04 11:16:04 AM
1 votes:

gilgigamesh: dickfreckle: Actually, that's not true. I went on profanity-laden diatribes. Many of them deleted. Then I made drinks. But don't you be like me.

I made drinks, then went on profanity laden diatribes. Many of them directed at walls.

It was a rough year.


Yeah, that was a bad year. I wasn't myself until I saw Krewe de Vieux, and finally the Saints humiliating the Falcons.

But we made it, brother. We made it.
2012-11-04 10:57:45 AM
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: Wait, the Freemasons are Satanists now? I farkin' KNEW it!


All evidence that Obama is a muslin or a satinist has been fabricated.
2012-11-04 10:35:04 AM
1 votes:

alaric3: So info wars believes Obama to be a god.


Allah. Believes he's Allah.
2012-11-04 10:31:33 AM
1 votes:
So info wars believes Obama to be a god.
2012-11-04 10:08:27 AM
1 votes:

randomjsa: Well I do know that the response to it hasn't been any better than Katrina. There are just as many if not more people crying out for help that didn't get there as quickly as they like.

But unlike Katrina we're pretending that Obama is doing a wonderful job simply by showing up and walking around a bit.

Oh and he's also admitted that government is ineffective and inefficient and will do his best to temporarily solve that problem just for this emergency before it goes back to normal again.


It must be difficult and exhausting to be you day in and day out.
2012-11-04 09:55:10 AM
1 votes:

NewportBarGuy: You people are just too lazy to study it out.


I wish someone had invited her on a nationally-televised morning show to let her lay out her points. Maybe The View, Elisabeth Hasselbeck could have tried to side with her and look even dumber than normal.
2012-11-04 09:51:47 AM
1 votes:
i48.tinypic.com


You people are just too lazy to study it out.
2012-11-04 09:47:36 AM
1 votes:
mimg.ugo.com
2012-11-04 09:41:11 AM
1 votes:
I just heard on CNN what sounds like the excuse that will be used for Mitt's loss. Mitt had unstoppable momentum until the hurricane coverage took away news coverage of Obama's policies.
2012-11-04 09:40:31 AM
1 votes:

Mrtraveler01: Is this one of those crappy metaphors where we're supposed to "find the Hurricane Sandy in all of us" or some similar BS?


Nah...they said there'd be sandwiches.
2012-11-04 09:38:40 AM
1 votes:

Generation_D: dickfreckle: I love how this sh*t juggler uses the idea of "us against them" to sell his entire site. "What they don't want you to know [and here's some 'evidence' I just pulled out of my ass to convince the 150 million Americans who don't think critically]."

I'm in the wrong line of work. Jesus, I can write better than any columnist I've seen there. And I'm not even particularly intelligent - but I am an asshole and a cynic, so at this stage in my life, I feel it's time to start fleecing rubes. I'm tired of working for a living. Screw this whole "real job" scene.

/don't actually mean this, but damn it must be nice to get rich from ignorance. Fish in a barrel.

Making money off the mentally weak and willfully ignorant is a time-honored American tradition.

Worked out pretty well for L Ron Hubbard, Ayn Rand, Hal Lindsey, and that big haired idjit on history channel attributing everything to ALIENS.

 

Hey, I never fleeced anyone.
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2012-11-04 09:36:34 AM
1 votes:

bwilson27: Even after Obama KICKS MAJOR ASS on Tuesday, these willfully ignorant, blatant RACISTS will still be here, crying about dirty election tricks and so forth, screaming and crying as they drive their pickups down to 7-11 for more beer, smokes and beef jerky.


And so are you
2012-11-04 09:35:54 AM
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: He did say that the ocean levels would start lowering and the planet would be healed
That obviously hasn't happened


You're interrupting my enjoyment of a conspiracy-kook thread.
2012-11-04 09:33:00 AM
1 votes:

dickfreckle: dickfreckle: /don't actually mean this, but damn it must be nice to get rich from ignorance. Fish in a barrel.

Sorry to quote myself, but the more I think of it, the more I realize I'm approaching 40 and need something that will provide a real retirement. I did mean the part about me not being particularly intelligent, but when I know I'm being paid to write (as opposed to posting drunk and without spellcheck or the preview button on Fark), I can shine all types of turds. It's sorta what I do.

Dilemma: Contributing to our already dumbed-down discourse, or being able to afford that liver transplant I'll probably need in 10-15 years?


I love watching farkthread Inception in real-time.  
2012-11-04 09:30:02 AM
1 votes:
Is this one of those crappy metaphors where we're supposed to "find the Hurricane Sandy in all of us" or some similar BS?
2012-11-04 08:44:59 AM
1 votes:

edmo: Do not underestimate their powers. It's mind boggling to comprehend a storm that will keep only one type of voter from the polls while others have no issues. This is truly sophistication beyond the realm.

I'm not saying it's aliens...


Oh? Oh? And I suppose you THINK the hardest hit borough in New York City, Staten Island just HAPPENS to be the ONLY borough with REPUBLICAN voters? Wake UP!
2012-11-04 07:48:51 AM
1 votes:
Do not underestimate their powers. It's mind boggling to comprehend a storm that will keep only one type of voter from the polls while others have no issues. This is truly sophistication beyond the realm.

I'm not saying it's aliens...
 
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