randomjsa: Well I do know that the response to it hasn't been any better than Katrina. There are just as many if not more people crying out for help that didn't get there as quickly as they like.But unlike Katrina we're pretending that Obama is doing a wonderful job simply by showing up and walking around a bit.Oh and he's also admitted that government is ineffective and inefficient and will do his best to temporarily solve that problem just for this emergency before it goes back to normal again.
bwilson27: Even after Obama KICKS MAJOR ASS on Tuesday, these willfully ignorant, blatant RACISTS will still be here, crying about dirty election tricks and so forth, screaming and crying as they drive their pickups down to 7-11 for more beer, smokes and beef jerky.
dugitman: So semi-seriously... what amount of energy would it take to manipulate a storm the size of Sandy? Meteorologists or some smarty-pants scientists can make quantitative guesses at this I would think. I mean it's probably on the scale of eleventy billion jigowatts, but there has to be a number out there. Anyone know about these things?
Pants full of macaroni!!: the801: dickfreckle: Infowars: Officially the dumbest site on the internet.there are 1,247,020 posts in the infowars/prisonplanet forums. here's a tasty sample:The NWO/Illuminati/high-degreed freemasonry cabal crafting N.A. for the past two centuries plus, for their dictatorial, anti-human rights one world gov't & Luciferian one world religion, did have the advantage of crafting their Masonic wives, female children and sisters to being their ENABLERS in one way or other. What many 33rd degree freemasonic Satanist respected-in-their-professions fathers apparently in N.A. did was they in the past 100 years in N.A. gave their children, both male & FEMALE over to TAVISTOCK trauma-based/SRA-based mind control programming, so these child-MC-slaves-cum-adult-professional WOMEN could be controlled by the in-charge contemporary MALE high-degreed freemasons. These kind of power hunger, Masonic fathers made sure their little MC slave girls became the JUDGES, DOCTORS and political MINISTERS (say over Education or SK Social Services, etc.) and they were then the puppets, MK ULTRA puppets like many of the males were/are like current U.S. President Barack Obama of the New World Order high-degreed freemasonic males in N.A. & the English-speaking COMMONWEALTH countries, with the British Illuminati red Queen Elizabeth II, as the supreme druid witch-queen she is, TRUMPING them all in power.That's a mighty hefty serving of word salad.
Coelacanth: I'm beginning to wonder if FEMA was mishandled on purpose during Hurricane Katrina to push along this privatization nonsense.
gilgigamesh: dickfreckle:[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x340]
CapeFearCadaver: Wait, the Freemasons are Satanists now? I farkin' KNEW it!
alaric3: So info wars believes Obama to be a god.
Mugato: wippit: Just so I have this right here...1. Weather Control is real2. Moon landing is fake.I got that right?I know you're joking but there are people who do actually believe that and they have a lot more faith in our government''s ability to pull off shiat and get away with it than I do.
dugitman: bwilson27: Even after Obama KICKS MAJOR ASS on Tuesday, these willfully ignorant, blatant RACISTS will still be here, crying about dirty election tricks and so forth, screaming and crying as they drive their pickups down to 7-11 for more beer, smokes and beef jerky.And so are you
tenpoundsofcheese: He did say that the ocean levels would start lowering and the planet would be healedThat obviously hasn't happened
dickfreckle: I love how this sh*t juggler uses the idea of "us against them" to sell his entire site. "What they don't want you to know [and here's some 'evidence' I just pulled out of my ass to convince the 150 million Americans who don't think critically]."I'm in the wrong line of work. Jesus, I can write better than any columnist I've seen there. And I'm not even particularly intelligent - but I am an asshole and a cynic, so at this stage in my life, I feel it's time to start fleecing rubes. I'm tired of working for a living. Screw this whole "real job" scene./don't actually mean this, but damn it must be nice to get rich from ignorance. Fish in a barrel.
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