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(Info Wars)   "Obama Created Hurricane Sandy". Well that didn't take long. HAARP DERP HERP   (infowars.com) divider line 27
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2012-11-04 08:47:26 AM
4 votes:
I love how this sh*t juggler uses the idea of "us against them" to sell his entire site. "What they don't want you to know [and here's some 'evidence' I just pulled out of my ass to convince the 150 million Americans who don't think critically]."

I'm in the wrong line of work. Jesus, I can write better than any columnist I've seen there. And I'm not even particularly intelligent - but I am an asshole and a cynic, so at this stage in my life, I feel it's time to start fleecing rubes. I'm tired of working for a living. Screw this whole "real job" scene.

/don't actually mean this, but damn it must be nice to get rich from ignorance. Fish in a barrel.
2012-11-04 08:02:15 AM
3 votes:
Infowars: officially the dumbest site on the internet.

You might be inclined to say, "But dickfreckle, what about freepers, Stormfront, and The Blaze?" To which I'll respond,

Infowars: Officially the dumbest site on the internet.
2012-11-04 09:54:45 AM
2 votes:

randomjsa: Well I do know that the response to it hasn't been any better than Katrina. There are just as many if not more people crying out for help that didn't get there as quickly as they like.

But unlike Katrina we're pretending that Obama is doing a wonderful job simply by showing up and walking around a bit.

Oh and he's also admitted that government is ineffective and inefficient and will do his best to temporarily solve that problem just for this emergency before it goes back to normal again.


You obviously haven't seen the response in the affected areas. It is nothing like Katrina.

We don't expect a cowpoke like you to know what's going on in Northeast.
2012-11-04 09:46:14 AM
2 votes:

bwilson27: Even after Obama KICKS MAJOR ASS on Tuesday, these willfully ignorant, blatant RACISTS will still be here, crying about dirty election tricks and so forth, screaming and crying as they drive their pickups down to 7-11 for more beer, smokes and beef jerky.


I think you're confused. Alex Jones and his ilk aren't conservatives. They're anti-government conspiracy theorists. They don't care who's in charge.
2012-11-04 09:43:11 AM
2 votes:

dugitman: So semi-seriously... what amount of energy would it take to manipulate a storm the size of Sandy? Meteorologists or some smarty-pants scientists can make quantitative guesses at this I would think. I mean it's probably on the scale of eleventy billion jigowatts, but there has to be a number out there. Anyone know about these things?


First, you will need a butterfly...
2012-11-04 07:40:50 AM
2 votes:
More likely explanation:
andreafeczko.com
2012-11-04 04:23:42 PM
1 votes:

Pants full of macaroni!!: the801: dickfreckle: Infowars: Officially the dumbest site on the internet.

there are 1,247,020 posts in the infowars/prisonplanet forums. here's a tasty sample:

The NWO/Illuminati/high-degreed freemasonry cabal crafting N.A. for the past two centuries plus, for their dictatorial, anti-human rights one world gov't & Luciferian one world religion, did have the advantage of crafting their Masonic wives, female children and sisters to being their ENABLERS in one way or other. What many 33rd degree freemasonic Satanist respected-in-their-professions fathers apparently in N.A. did was they in the past 100 years in N.A. gave their children, both male & FEMALE over to TAVISTOCK trauma-based/SRA-based mind control programming, so these child-MC-slaves-cum-adult-professional WOMEN could be controlled by the in-charge contemporary MALE high-degreed freemasons. These kind of power hunger, Masonic fathers made sure their little MC slave girls became the JUDGES, DOCTORS and political MINISTERS (say over Education or SK Social Services, etc.) and they were then the puppets, MK ULTRA puppets like many of the males were/are like current U.S. President Barack Obama of the New World Order high-degreed freemasonic males in N.A. & the English-speaking COMMONWEALTH countries, with the British Illuminati red Queen Elizabeth II, as the supreme druid witch-queen she is, TRUMPING them all in power.

That's a mighty hefty serving of word salad.


What's scary is that this person is probably out there, has a job, goes to the grocery store, comes back to their house or apartment or whatever, you would never know it...then sits down at their ancient 386 computer and logs into AOL to read their daily FW FW FW FW YOU MUST READ THIS!!!! helping of email and watches History Channel "I'm not saying it's aliens" guy, has a snack of Banquet TV dinner and wilted broccoli. Then goes to bed under a crucifix mobile and tinfoil shelter to protect their brains from Illuminati brainwaves with a loaded shotgun under the pillow and sixteen hand grenades under the mattress. Only to do it all again tomorrow.

And all the neighbors will say, when he/she finally runs amok and kills half of them in their little complex, "But they seemed like such a nice quiet person..."
2012-11-04 04:10:56 PM
1 votes:

Coelacanth: I'm beginning to wonder if FEMA was mishandled on purpose during Hurricane Katrina to push along this privatization nonsense.


There's a rule for this. Something about not trying to explain something is related to malice when incompetence is the simpler solution.
2012-11-04 12:13:55 PM
1 votes:
I'm voting for the guy who can control the weather *and* has a time machine. All Romney has is a bunch of secret bank accounts in the Cayman Islands.
2012-11-04 11:34:55 AM
1 votes:

gilgigamesh: dickfreckle:


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Lol, thanks.You and I both know what these folks are dealing with. And yeah, the storm is being politicized by idiots. All my comments regarding Sandy were of the "I empathize" variety. It's a special, virulent breed of 'nozzle who takes a catastrophe and tries to carpetbag points from it.

We're all Americans, dammit. In the end, we all stand together. 

To all of affected: EIP. If here is anything I understand and can counsel about, it's this.
2012-11-04 11:34:38 AM
1 votes:
And people look at me like I have 3 eyes when I say Alex Jones (Info wars, prison planet, disinfo.com, etc, all of which sell survivalist gear in their sidebars) isn't to be trusted.
2012-11-04 11:24:51 AM
1 votes:
t3.gstatic.com

/hot
2012-11-04 11:20:03 AM
1 votes:
img28.imageshack.us
2012-11-04 10:57:45 AM
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: Wait, the Freemasons are Satanists now? I farkin' KNEW it!


All evidence that Obama is a muslin or a satinist has been fabricated.
2012-11-04 10:35:04 AM
1 votes:

alaric3: So info wars believes Obama to be a god.


Allah. Believes he's Allah.
2012-11-04 10:31:33 AM
1 votes:
So info wars believes Obama to be a god.
2012-11-04 10:26:45 AM
1 votes:

Mugato: wippit: Just so I have this right here...


1. Weather Control is real
2. Moon landing is fake.

I got that right?

I know you're joking but there are people who do actually believe that and they have a lot more faith in our government''s ability to pull off shiat and get away with it than I do.


They are also the same people that believe government can't do anything right.

The U.S. Federal Government - simultaneously capable of, and terrible at, everything and anything
2012-11-04 10:09:24 AM
1 votes:
If Obama was controlling Sandy's path, wouldn't it have made more sense to direct it to Florida, or NC/VA/PA? That way the "President does Presidential things during a disaster" boost would affect undecided states, instead of solid blue ones like NY, NJ, DE and MA?
2012-11-04 09:43:36 AM
1 votes:
"Sandy's timing has many people speculating that the storm's path is an engineered event."

These jokers are just having fun at this point. They have to be laughing themselves silly when they write this cr@p.
2012-11-04 09:38:57 AM
1 votes:

dugitman: bwilson27: Even after Obama KICKS MAJOR ASS on Tuesday, these willfully ignorant, blatant RACISTS will still be here, crying about dirty election tricks and so forth, screaming and crying as they drive their pickups down to 7-11 for more beer, smokes and beef jerky.

And so are you


Herp.
2012-11-04 09:38:43 AM
1 votes:

bwilson27: Even after Obama KICKS MAJOR ASS on Tuesday, these willfully ignorant, blatant RACISTS will still be here, crying about dirty election tricks and so forth, screaming and crying as they drive their pickups down to 7-11 for more beer, smokes and beef jerky.



I will most likely being celebrating Obama's victory Tuesday as I drive my pickup down to 7-11 for more beer, smokes and beef jerky
2012-11-04 09:35:54 AM
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: He did say that the ocean levels would start lowering and the planet would be healed
That obviously hasn't happened


You're interrupting my enjoyment of a conspiracy-kook thread.
2012-11-04 09:30:57 AM
1 votes:

dickfreckle: I love how this sh*t juggler uses the idea of "us against them" to sell his entire site. "What they don't want you to know [and here's some 'evidence' I just pulled out of my ass to convince the 150 million Americans who don't think critically]."

I'm in the wrong line of work. Jesus, I can write better than any columnist I've seen there. And I'm not even particularly intelligent - but I am an asshole and a cynic, so at this stage in my life, I feel it's time to start fleecing rubes. I'm tired of working for a living. Screw this whole "real job" scene.

/don't actually mean this, but damn it must be nice to get rich from ignorance. Fish in a barrel.


Making money off the mentally weak and willfully ignorant is a time-honored American tradition.

Worked out pretty well for L Ron Hubbard, Ayn Rand, Hal Lindsey, and that big haired idjit on history channel attributing everything to ALIENS.
2012-11-04 09:07:44 AM
1 votes:
You would have to put a crapton of energy into the system especially for a hurricane. This wouldn't be a very secret project.
2012-11-04 07:47:59 AM
1 votes:
Mom, get off the internet!
2012-11-04 07:18:49 AM
1 votes:
Article is from October 26?
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-11-04 06:37:06 AM
1 votes:
Sometimes I think Infowars must be a joke. Even in the picture of the dude on the right it looks like he is having trouble keeping a straight face.
 
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