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(Info Wars)   "Obama Created Hurricane Sandy". Well that didn't take long. HAARP DERP HERP   (infowars.com) divider line 221
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2012-11-04 10:47:49 AM  

randomjsa: Well I do know that the response to it hasn't been any better than Katrina. There are just as many if not more people crying out for help that didn't get there as quickly as they like.

But unlike Katrina we're pretending that Obama is doing a wonderful job simply by showing up and walking around a bit.

Oh and he's also admitted that government is ineffective and inefficient and will do his best to temporarily solve that problem just for this emergency before it goes back to normal again.


I missed the part where Craig Fugate didn't bother to find out about the ongoing massive public emergency until he happened to read a text from one of his deputies that people were dying in the streets and that he was just forced to take a shiat in a bucket.
 
2012-11-04 10:52:33 AM  

Shrugging Atlas:
Can't wait to see him over Thanksgiving after Obama's won reelection. They'll probably have him in a straight jacket.


No Thanksgiving is complete without a family member in a straight jacket. My dad is the conspiracy nut in my family, luckily he lives a few thousand miles away. He actually surprised me the other day by posting something absolutely ridiculous from Breitbart and saying "Look how crazy this shiat right here is." - so maybe he is growing out of it now that he's in his 60's.
 
2012-11-04 10:53:42 AM  

the801: dickfreckle: Infowars: Officially the dumbest site on the internet.

there are 1,247,020 posts in the infowars/prisonplanet forums. here's a tasty sample:

The NWO/Illuminati/high-degreed freemasonry cabal crafting N.A. for the past two centuries plus, for their dictatorial, anti-human rights one world gov't & Luciferian one world religion, did have the advantage of crafting their Masonic wives, female children and sisters to being their ENABLERS in one way or other. What many 33rd degree freemasonic Satanist respected-in-their-professions fathers apparently in N.A. did was they in the past 100 years in N.A. gave their children, both male & FEMALE over to TAVISTOCK trauma-based/SRA-based mind control programming, so these child-MC-slaves-cum-adult-professional WOMEN could be controlled by the in-charge contemporary MALE high-degreed freemasons. These kind of power hunger, Masonic fathers made sure their little MC slave girls became the JUDGES, DOCTORS and political MINISTERS (say over Education or SK Social Services, etc.) and they were then the puppets, MK ULTRA puppets like many of the males were/are like current U.S. President Barack Obama of the New World Order high-degreed freemasonic males in N.A. & the English-speaking COMMONWEALTH countries, with the British Illuminati red Queen Elizabeth II, as the supreme druid witch-queen she is, TRUMPING them all in power.


Wait, the Freemasons are Satanists now? I farkin' KNEW it!
 
2012-11-04 10:57:45 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: Wait, the Freemasons are Satanists now? I farkin' KNEW it!


All evidence that Obama is a muslin or a satinist has been fabricated.
 
2012-11-04 10:59:09 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: the801: dickfreckle: Infowars: Officially the dumbest site on the internet.

there are 1,247,020 posts in the infowars/prisonplanet forums. here's a tasty sample:

The NWO/Illuminati/high-degreed freemasonry cabal crafting N.A. for the past two centuries plus, for their dictatorial, anti-human rights one world gov't & Luciferian one world religion, did have the advantage of crafting their Masonic wives, female children and sisters to being their ENABLERS in one way or other. What many 33rd degree freemasonic Satanist respected-in-their-professions fathers apparently in N.A. did was they in the past 100 years in N.A. gave their children, both male & FEMALE over to TAVISTOCK trauma-based/SRA-based mind control programming, so these child-MC-slaves-cum-adult-professional WOMEN could be controlled by the in-charge contemporary MALE high-degreed freemasons. These kind of power hunger, Masonic fathers made sure their little MC slave girls became the JUDGES, DOCTORS and political MINISTERS (say over Education or SK Social Services, etc.) and they were then the puppets, MK ULTRA puppets like many of the males were/are like current U.S. President Barack Obama of the New World Order high-degreed freemasonic males in N.A. & the English-speaking COMMONWEALTH countries, with the British Illuminati red Queen Elizabeth II, as the supreme druid witch-queen she is, TRUMPING them all in power.

Wait, the Freemasons are Satanists now? I farkin' KNEW it!


That was the craziest thing you pulled out of that rant? Wow.

FWIW, the Freemasonists as satanists tinfoilhattery is nothing new. Something about their symbol is purported to be satanic imagery.

/My 2 cents: Elizabeth as 'supreme druid witch queen' was the topper.
 
2012-11-04 11:01:06 AM  

Snarfangel: All evidence that Obama is a muslin or a satinist has been fabricated.


What about the claim that he is an empty suit?
 
2012-11-04 11:02:45 AM  

gilgigamesh: FWIW, the Freemasonists as satanists tinfoilhattery is nothing new.


I know, I was being facetious.

/read a lot of R.A.W.
 
2012-11-04 11:06:23 AM  

s1ugg0: Yea I'm in the heart of Sandyland here in New Jersey. You are so full of BS it's coming out your years.


Pro-tip: When you're actually in the storm area and a bunch of idiots want to armchair-quarterback the situation -

Just close the tab and make a drink. I went through this in 2005.

Actually, that's not true. I went on profanity-laden diatribes. Many of them deleted. Then I made drinks. But don't you be like me.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-04 11:09:51 AM  

dickfreckle: Actually, that's not true. I went on profanity-laden diatribes. Many of them deleted. Then I made drinks. But don't you be like me.


I made drinks, then went on profanity laden diatribes. Many of them directed at walls.

It was a rough year.
 
2012-11-04 11:15:25 AM  

Unoriginal_Username: Unoriginal_Username: dickfreckle: Infowars: officially the dumbest site on the internet.

You might be inclined to say, "But dickfreckle, what about freepers, Stormfront, and The Blaze?" To which I'll respond,

Infowars: Officially the dumbest site on the internet.

oh, I'm not so sure about that

Link

/I'm sorry

/ftfm


dammit. I may have an infection now.
 
2012-11-04 11:16:04 AM  

gilgigamesh: dickfreckle: Actually, that's not true. I went on profanity-laden diatribes. Many of them deleted. Then I made drinks. But don't you be like me.

I made drinks, then went on profanity laden diatribes. Many of them directed at walls.

It was a rough year.


Yeah, that was a bad year. I wasn't myself until I saw Krewe de Vieux, and finally the Saints humiliating the Falcons.

But we made it, brother. We made it.
 
2012-11-04 11:16:14 AM  

gilgigamesh: dickfreckle: Actually, that's not true. I went on profanity-laden diatribes. Many of them deleted. Then I made drinks. But don't you be like me.

I made drinks, then went on profanity laden diatribes. Many of them directed at walls.

It was a rough year.


random lives in my area of NC, he's seen plenty of storm disasters. He's just being... random...

/do we really need reasons to make drinks and curse at walls?
 
2012-11-04 11:17:45 AM  

Endive Wombat: TiiiMMMaHHH: I've heard all kinds of derp...

The thing that I find to be so interesting about these conspiracy theories is that if you look at the logistical side of
trying to manipulate gas delivery...well shiat, it is just tough. You are talking literally thousands of people involved in the production, delivery, clean up efforts, restoration of power, etc.


See, my friend, you are approaching this with what i would consider illogical logic. It's not about a conspiracy to withhold, it's about a 'conspiracy' to not conspire. Not to conspire to bring in an exponential amount of gas in advance, not to conspire to put all resources into recovery of a major metropolitan area..

Sometimes, the conspiracy is simply a convenient inaction to achieve a self-conceived 'greater good' politically. Ask a Katrina survivor about FEMA's (in)action if you need citations.
 
2012-11-04 11:18:01 AM  

randomjsa: Well I do know that the response to it hasn't been any better than Katrina


That's self-evidently not true. Not even Fox is trying to pretend that, and their response to Christie praising Obama over his handling of the disaster has been to treat him in much the same fashion as scientology treats ex-members.

How does this benefit you? Lying in so blatant a fashion a child wouldn't believe you?
 
2012-11-04 11:18:39 AM  

dickfreckle: Yeah, that was a bad year. I wasn't myself until I saw Krewe de Vieux, and finally the Saints humiliating the Falcons.

But we made it, brother. We made it.


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2012-11-04 11:20:03 AM  
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2012-11-04 11:20:32 AM  

dickfreckle: But I can troll the fw FW FW and Facebook crowd. You know, useful idiots.


I've occasionally been tempted to do this, but most of my friends know that I'm too sensible* to believe in this sort of stuff, and thus if I pretend to go along with it in any way then I must be joking. Although fairly recently, while discussing the death penalty, I (unintentionally) got a mutual friend so angry that he wished death upon my family.

* I use the word "sensible", but of course anyone who actually believes that stuff would probably use a word like "sheeple". (Is there an adjective form of "sheeple?)
 
2012-11-04 11:23:47 AM  

Gunther: randomjsa: Well I do know that the response to it hasn't been any better than Katrina

That's self-evidently not true. Not even Fox is trying to pretend that, and their response to Christie praising Obama over his handling of the disaster has been to treat him in much the same fashion as scientology treats ex-members.

How does this benefit you? Lying in so blatant a fashion a child wouldn't believe you?


In randoms defense - trolling for bites isn't exactly the same as lying. Alex Jones does it for the money, random does it to fill his pockets with lulz.
 
2012-11-04 11:24:51 AM  
t3.gstatic.com

/hot
 
2012-11-04 11:25:43 AM  

randomjsa: Well I do know that the response to it hasn't been any better than Katrina


You're on the scene then? A first responder?

How many people did you rescue so far? Or have you lost count?
 
2012-11-04 11:28:10 AM  
Last week World Nut Daily told us the hurricane was punishment from god for not building more Israeli condos on Palestinian land.

If the country is filled crazies, we should at least keep our crazy stories straight.
 
2012-11-04 11:31:45 AM  
In all fairness, he did it using the same satellites that Bush used to destroy the WTC. Don't give him all the credit.
 
2012-11-04 11:31:46 AM  

dickfreckle: dickfreckle: /don't actually mean this, but damn it must be nice to get rich from ignorance. Fish in a barrel.

Sorry to quote myself, but the more I think of it, the more I realize I'm approaching 40 and need something that will provide a real retirement. I did mean the part about me not being particularly intelligent, but when I know I'm being paid to write (as opposed to posting drunk and without spellcheck or the preview button on Fark), I can shine all types of turds. It's sorta what I do.

Dilemma: Contributing to our already dumbed-down discourse, or being able to afford that liver transplant I'll probably need in 10-15 years?


I doubt this guy is getting rich, probably he's just making a living. The way to make a million dollars is to start a religion...
 
2012-11-04 11:33:14 AM  

Generation_D: This guy. he was predicting biblical overthrow of earth by way of aliens before it was cool 

[balladeer.files.wordpress.com image 400x668] 


Barney Miller was played by the not-late great Hal Linden. Not the same.

I suspect you knew that.


Maaaaaaaaybe.
 
2012-11-04 11:34:38 AM  
And people look at me like I have 3 eyes when I say Alex Jones (Info wars, prison planet, disinfo.com, etc, all of which sell survivalist gear in their sidebars) isn't to be trusted.
 
2012-11-04 11:34:55 AM  

gilgigamesh: dickfreckle:


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Lol, thanks.You and I both know what these folks are dealing with. And yeah, the storm is being politicized by idiots. All my comments regarding Sandy were of the "I empathize" variety. It's a special, virulent breed of 'nozzle who takes a catastrophe and tries to carpetbag points from it.

We're all Americans, dammit. In the end, we all stand together. 

To all of affected: EIP. If here is anything I understand and can counsel about, it's this.
 
2012-11-04 11:35:49 AM  

malaktaus: I doubt this guy is getting rich, probably he's just making a living. The way to make a million dollars is to start a religion..


Difference is?
 
2012-11-04 11:36:43 AM  

max_pooper: I will most likely being celebrating Obama's victory Tuesday as I drive my pickup down to 7-11 for more beer, smokes and beef jerky


I will be celebrating Washington state legalizing the commercial production and use of cannabis.

/alcohol and tobacco are the two most dangerous natural drugs in the world
//alcohol makes you fat and stupid: just how uncle sam wants you!
///flame on... fatties
 
2012-11-04 11:40:11 AM  
Yes, because if Obama had a hurricane or earthquake machine he would surely use it to wreak havoc on two democratic states. I'd like to think Obama has seen Under Siege 2 and can come up with better uses for such a machine.
 
2012-11-04 11:42:36 AM  
So, should Hurricane Sandy be added to the List of People Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefore, America (LOPCATGOPATA for short) ?

I'd do it myself, but the most recent one I found didn't mention Chris Christie, nor hurricane relief fundraisers, which I presume have made it onto the list by now.
 
2012-11-04 11:43:05 AM  

urban.derelict: And people look at me like I have 3 eyes when I say Alex Jones (Info wars, prison planet, disinfo.com, etc, all of which sell survivalist gear in their sidebars) isn't to be trusted.


Maybe if you didn't talk to lunatics. Just saying.
 
2012-11-04 11:44:11 AM  
HaarpStatus describes itself as "a real-time sensor network from over 28 sensors placed in rural areas across the United States."

So, 28 crazy bomb-shelter dwellers from Jesusland?
 
2012-11-04 11:46:26 AM  

belgianguy: So, should Hurricane Sandy be added to the List of People Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefore, America (LOPCATGOPATA for short) ?

I'd do it myself, but the most recent one I found didn't mention Chris Christie, nor hurricane relief fundraisers, which I presume have made it onto the list by now.


Please Add Hurricane Sandy to the list.
 
2012-11-04 11:51:17 AM  

ignatius_crumbcake: Yes, because if Obama had a hurricane or earthquake machine he would surely use it to wreak havoc on two democratic states. I'd like to think Obama has seen Under Siege 2 and can come up with better uses for such a machine.


You're missing the point. He has these machines but farked up using them like he's farked up everything else!! Way to go Failbongo!
 
2012-11-04 11:55:00 AM  
pingounica.com


Why didn't Obama just fly around the earth the opposite direction, then reverse time and prevent Mitt Romney from being born?

Simple.
 
2012-11-04 11:55:17 AM  
Meanwhile .... inside the White House

cokyday.files.wordpress.com
cdn.mos.totalfilm.com
 
2012-11-04 11:57:09 AM  

dickfreckle: Infowars: officially the dumbest site on the internet.

You might be inclined to say, "But dickfreckle, what about freepers, Stormfront, and The Blaze?" To which I'll respond,

Infowars: Officially the dumbest site on the internet.


Infowars makes freepers look like commies. That is all.
 
2012-11-04 11:57:40 AM  
Oops, seems "Hurricanes" made it into a previous version! To contribute something, I've added 538 and Nate Silver

List of People Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefore, America
(LOPCATGOPATA for short):
Liberals
Democrats
Socialists
Community Organizers
Geologists
Biologists
Meteorologists
Climatologists
Atheists
Muslims
Jews
Satan
ABC
NBC
CNN
CBS
PBS
All of cable news except FNC
The New York Times
The LA Times
The Washington Post
The Associated Press
Reuters
BBC
The Guardian
Black People
Mexicans
Human Rights Activists
SCOTUS
Europe
Movie Industry
Television Industry
Environmentalists
ACLU
The United Nations
Labor Unions
Colleges
Teachers (including kindergarten teachers)
Professors
ACORN
National Endowment for the Arts
Gays
Judges
NPR
Paleontologists
Astrophysicists
Museums (*except Creationism Museum)
WHO
WTO
Inflated tires
The Honolulu Advertiser
The Star Bulletin
Teletubbies
Sponge Bob and Patrick
Nobel Prize Committee
US Census Bureau
NOAA
Sesame Street
Comic Books
Little Green Footballs
Video Games
The Bible
CBO
Bruce Springsteen
Pennies
The Theory of Relativity
Comedy Central
Young People
whatever the hell a Justin Beiber is
Small Business Owners
Math
CPAC
Navy SEALs
The Economist
The Muppets
Iowa Republicans
Low-Flow Toilets
Breast Cancer Screenings
Chrysler
Clint Eastwood.
Robert Deniro
Tom Hanks
Glenn Frey
Norman Rockwell
James Cameron
Dr. Seus
Nuns
Supreme Court Justice John Roberts
Jonathan Krohn at age 17
Fact Checkers
Australia
Mitt Romney
Rasmussen
Fox News
Lockheed Martin
Bureau of Labor Statistics
Paul Ryan
Debate moderators
Ben Stein
Soup kitchens
Chris Christie
Hurricanes
538
Nate Silver
 
2012-11-04 11:58:58 AM  

Shrugging Atlas: My brother-in-law. For the 15 years I've known him he's insisted on the fake moon landing thing. Other than that, he was pretty normal.

Then the black guy gets elected and the farking wheels just came off. We can't get to the moon, but we can use nanites for weather control


That equipment that everyone with a telescope can see on the moon? That was planted there. After Stanley Kubrick made the fake moon landing movie, they took all the props, flew to the moon, landed there and planted all those props so it looked like we actually landed on the moon.
 
2012-11-04 11:59:06 AM  

Tax Boy: Meanwhile .... inside the White House

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i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-11-04 12:00:30 PM  
West Texas desperately needs rain, yet there hasn't been a hurricane pass through there since Bush was in office in 2008.

Coincidence? Suuurrre...!

/derp
 
2012-11-04 12:03:51 PM  
I thought the headline was an exaggeration... but it wasn't. WOW. How do these people function in our society if they are this idiotic?

The ongoing obsession with HAARP is mind boggling. They publish all their research publicly and even allow civilians to tour the entire facility once a year. That's not exactly the greatest recipe for keeping their work secret...
 
2012-11-04 12:06:06 PM  
Oh sure, now President Obama is a weather messiah.
 
2012-11-04 12:07:21 PM  
/sarcasm on

Obama...failed to marshal the full weight and power of the U.S. military onto a 2 sq. mile patch of Libya in a matter of hours.

Obama...successfully marshaled the might and fury of one of the most destructive forces of nature over a span of days.

He's either an abject failure....or a friggin' god.

//sarcasm off
 
2012-11-04 12:08:47 PM  

missiv: Oh sure, now President Obama is a weather messiah.


So you're admitting he's not a citizen of the U.S. then?

/I've got my eye on you...
 
2012-11-04 12:09:53 PM  
I got into an Internet Argument with a friend last week over InfoWars being "censored" by Google by not being included in Google News searches.

I wish pointing to something like this would be explanatory enough, but sadly I think it would only make him more sure that there is a malicious coverup afoot.
 
2012-11-04 12:10:38 PM  
There's no war on for MY mind. My mind is a sort of vacant no-man's land.

images.sodahead.com
 
2012-11-04 12:12:51 PM  

belgianguy: List of People Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefore, America


As much as I love this list, I suggest that we stop posting in interest of smartphone users .We've all seen it.

This is just an opinion.
 
2012-11-04 12:13:07 PM  

Mugato: Mrtraveler01: Bendal: If Obama was controlling Sandy's path, wouldn't it have made more sense to direct it to Florida, or NC/VA/PA? That way the "President does Presidential things during a disaster" boost would affect undecided states, instead of solid blue ones like NY, NJ, DE and MA?

It did skirt the Atlantic Coast of Florida.

Obviously Obama needs to work on his aim some more.

Floridians don't really care about hurricanes. I mean we prepare for them but for the most part we don't lose our shiat over them. The only people shiatting themselves over the one during the republican convention for example were out of towners. Although admittedly we haven't had one as bad as what's going on up there, at least in my lifetime.

??? Hurricane Andrew ring a bell?
 
2012-11-04 12:13:55 PM  
I'm voting for the guy who can control the weather *and* has a time machine. All Romney has is a bunch of secret bank accounts in the Cayman Islands.
 
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