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(Info Wars)   "Obama Created Hurricane Sandy". Well that didn't take long. HAARP DERP HERP   (infowars.com) divider line 221
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2012-11-04 09:50:40 AM

St_Francis_P: Mrtraveler01: Is this one of those crappy metaphors where we're supposed to "find the Hurricane Sandy in all of us" or some similar BS?

"Catch the Eye of your Inner Storm, and it will Rock You Like a Hurricane!"


I'm sooo using that as a pick up line!
 
2012-11-04 09:51:47 AM
i48.tinypic.com


You people are just too lazy to study it out.
 
2012-11-04 09:53:05 AM

randomjsa: Oh and he's also admitted that government is ineffective and inefficient and will do his best to temporarily solve that problem just for this emergency before it goes back to normal again.


Well duh. Why do you think he built the hurricane and steered it towards Jersey in the first place?
 
2012-11-04 09:54:27 AM

Snarfangel: dugitman: So semi-seriously... what amount of energy would it take to manipulate a storm the size of Sandy? Meteorologists or some smarty-pants scientists can make quantitative guesses at this I would think. I mean it's probably on the scale of eleventy billion jigowatts, but there has to be a number out there. Anyone know about these things?

First, you will need a butterfly...


... Then you will need to change it's intended course ...
 
2012-11-04 09:54:37 AM
Obama Ordered DHS to Control Hurricanes

LOL, what a bunch of nutballs. Everyone knows HUD controls the hurricane machine. DHS controls the tsunami machine. If they can't simple facts right, why should we trust their analysis?
 
2012-11-04 09:54:45 AM

randomjsa: Well I do know that the response to it hasn't been any better than Katrina. There are just as many if not more people crying out for help that didn't get there as quickly as they like.

But unlike Katrina we're pretending that Obama is doing a wonderful job simply by showing up and walking around a bit.

Oh and he's also admitted that government is ineffective and inefficient and will do his best to temporarily solve that problem just for this emergency before it goes back to normal again.


You obviously haven't seen the response in the affected areas. It is nothing like Katrina.

We don't expect a cowpoke like you to know what's going on in Northeast.
 
2012-11-04 09:55:06 AM

dugitman: randomjsa: Oh and he's also admitted that government is ineffective and inefficient and will do his best to temporarily solve that problem just for this emergency before it goes back to normal again.

Well duh. Why do you think he built the hurricane and steered it towards Jersey in the first place?


Clearly Obama is not a fan of The Boss. 

That or he doesn't like Jersey Shore as much as the rest of us. Which makes sense because he also slammed Staten Island and Long Island where those toolbags actually came from.
 
2012-11-04 09:55:10 AM

NewportBarGuy: You people are just too lazy to study it out.


I wish someone had invited her on a nationally-televised morning show to let her lay out her points. Maybe The View, Elisabeth Hasselbeck could have tried to side with her and look even dumber than normal.
 
2012-11-04 09:55:24 AM

spelletrader: Great now Obama has a weather machine to use in conjunction with his magical time machine.

You guys are gonna be soooooo pissed!


His Magical Time Machine has settings to transport bad weather from other times and places to the here and now.

History's.
Greatest.
Monster.
 
2012-11-04 09:56:37 AM

Mrtraveler01: Is this one of those crappy metaphors where we're supposed to "find the Hurricane Sandy in all of us" or some similar BS?


If you gaze into the eye of a hurricane, the eye of a hurricane gazes also into you.
 
2012-11-04 09:57:54 AM

theorellior: [mimg.ugo.com image 480x360]


Viva la Jose Chung!
 
2012-11-04 09:59:00 AM

St_Francis_P: spelletrader: Great now Obama has a weather machine to use in conjunction with his magical time machine.

You guys are gonna be soooooo pissed!

His Magical Time Machine has settings to transport bad weather from other times and places to the here and now.

History's.
Greatest.
Monster.


I knew it! If only someone would study it out and expose all the lies.
 
2012-11-04 09:59:20 AM

randomjsa: Well I do know that the response to it hasn't been any better than Katrina. There are just as many if not more people crying out for help that didn't get there as quickly as they like.

But unlike Katrina we're pretending that Obama is doing a wonderful job simply by showing up and walking around a bit.

Oh and he's also admitted that government is ineffective and inefficient and will do his best to temporarily solve that problem just for this emergency before it goes back to normal again.


Yea I'm in the heart of Sandyland here in New Jersey. You are so full of BS it's coming out your years.
 
2012-11-04 10:00:12 AM

dickfreckle: Infowars: officially the dumbest site on the internet.

You might be inclined to say, "But dickfreckle, what about freepers, Stormfront, and The Blaze?" To which I'll respond,

Infowars: Officially the dumbest site on the internet.


oh, I'm not so sure about that

http://www.timecube.com/

/I'm sorry
 
2012-11-04 10:00:19 AM
s1ugg0
Yea I'm in the heart of Sandyland here in New Jersey. You are so full of BS it's coming out your years.


Or ears. You know. Which ever.
 
2012-11-04 10:03:16 AM
I realize that I'm hungover and not thinking clearly but to what end would Obama want to start a hurricane? Why would he want to make it more difficult for people to get out to vote in states he has locked up? I guess if he creates a Katrina- like situation and doesn't completely fark it up like Bush did, it would make him look more Presidential but that seems like a lot of work. Is Lex Luthor from the first Superman movie his campaign manager?
 
2012-11-04 10:04:23 AM

impaler: Obama Ordered DHS to Control Hurricanes

LOL, what a bunch of nutballs. Everyone knows HUD controls the hurricane machine. DHS controls the tsunami machine. If they can't simple facts right, why should we trust their analysis?


Can you imaging if Jim Cantore was in charge of the tornado machine?

/shudders
 
2012-11-04 10:04:44 AM
i373.photobucket.com
PROUD
 
2012-11-04 10:05:40 AM

mainstreet62: impaler: Obama Ordered DHS to Control Hurricanes

LOL, what a bunch of nutballs. Everyone knows HUD controls the hurricane machine. DHS controls the tsunami machine. If they can't simple facts right, why should we trust their analysis?

Can you imaging if Jim Cantore was in charge of the tornado machine?

/shudders


It would probably be like me and the tornado button on SimCity.
 
2012-11-04 10:05:46 AM

mainstreet62: impaler: Obama Ordered DHS to Control Hurricanes

LOL, what a bunch of nutballs. Everyone knows HUD controls the hurricane machine. DHS controls the tsunami machine. If they can't simple facts right, why should we trust their analysis?

Can you imaging if Jim Cantore was in charge of the tornado machine?

/shudders


Imagine. Damned auto correct.

/cable still down, using iPhone.
 
2012-11-04 10:06:07 AM

dickfreckle: Infowars: officially the dumbest site on the internet.

You might be inclined to say, "But dickfreckle, what about freepers, Stormfront, and The Blaze?" To which I'll respond,

Infowars: Officially the dumbest site on the internet.


I watched a gem of a conversation on FreeRepublic unfold a week ago. The linked article talked about why there were undecided voters this late in the elections. The Freepers started grunting how only a socialist who didn't understand the Constitution and hated freedom could be undecided at this point. Then the conversation further devolved into conspiracy theories about Solyndra and Benghazi. It's like watching a dying fish laying on a dock and gasping for air.
/So I'll have to disagree
//FreeRepublic is far and away the worst site on the intertubz
 
2012-11-04 10:07:22 AM

Snarfangel: dugitman: So semi-seriously... what amount of energy would it take to manipulate a storm the size of Sandy? Meteorologists or some smarty-pants scientists can make quantitative guesses at this I would think. I mean it's probably on the scale of eleventy billion jigowatts, but there has to be a number out there. Anyone know about these things?

First, you will need a butterfly...


A tangentially related "What if..." article from XKCD, involving nuclear explosions at the bottom of the sea as a method of weather manipulation.
 
2012-11-04 10:08:05 AM
Used to feel sorry to little Alex, back in the days when he had a show on Austin community tv and the cops just north of Austin got a kick out of him driving by.

Now. Not so much.

Just shows the power of finding advertisers and fat cat loose cannons.

Used to feel sorry about little Drew . . AD++000DT++%#&^0 . . . .
 
2012-11-04 10:08:27 AM

randomjsa: Well I do know that the response to it hasn't been any better than Katrina. There are just as many if not more people crying out for help that didn't get there as quickly as they like.

But unlike Katrina we're pretending that Obama is doing a wonderful job simply by showing up and walking around a bit.

Oh and he's also admitted that government is ineffective and inefficient and will do his best to temporarily solve that problem just for this emergency before it goes back to normal again.


It must be difficult and exhausting to be you day in and day out.
 
2012-11-04 10:09:24 AM
If Obama was controlling Sandy's path, wouldn't it have made more sense to direct it to Florida, or NC/VA/PA? That way the "President does Presidential things during a disaster" boost would affect undecided states, instead of solid blue ones like NY, NJ, DE and MA?
 
2012-11-04 10:11:03 AM

DontBeSoDigital: randomjsa: Well I do know that the response to it hasn't been any better than Katrina. There are just as many if not more people crying out for help that didn't get there as quickly as they like.

But unlike Katrina we're pretending that Obama is doing a wonderful job simply by showing up and walking around a bit.

Oh and he's also admitted that government is ineffective and inefficient and will do his best to temporarily solve that problem just for this emergency before it goes back to normal again.

It must be difficult and exhausting to be you day in and day out.


I LOL'd and I don't do that often from a post.
 
2012-11-04 10:14:45 AM

the801: dickfreckle: Infowars: Officially the dumbest site on the internet.

there are 1,247,020 posts in the infowars/prisonplanet forums. here's a tasty sample:

The NWO/Illuminati/high-degreed freemasonry cabal crafting N.A. for the past two centuries plus, for their dictatorial, anti-human rights one world gov't & Luciferian one world religion, did have the advantage of crafting their Masonic wives, female children and sisters to being their ENABLERS in one way or other. What many 33rd degree freemasonic Satanist respected-in-their-professions fathers apparently in N.A. did was they in the past 100 years in N.A. gave their children, both male & FEMALE over to TAVISTOCK trauma-based/SRA-based mind control programming, so these child-MC-slaves-cum-adult-professional WOMEN could be controlled by the in-charge contemporary MALE high-degreed freemasons. These kind of power hunger, Masonic fathers made sure their little MC slave girls became the JUDGES, DOCTORS and political MINISTERS (say over Education or SK Social Services, etc.) and they were then the puppets, MK ULTRA puppets like many of the males were/are like current U.S. President Barack Obama of the New World Order high-degreed freemasonic males in N.A. & the English-speaking COMMONWEALTH countries, with the British Illuminati red Queen Elizabeth II, as the supreme druid witch-queen she is, TRUMPING them all in power.


That's a mighty hefty serving of word salad.
 
2012-11-04 10:14:46 AM

Bendal: If Obama was controlling Sandy's path, wouldn't it have made more sense to direct it to Florida, or NC/VA/PA? That way the "President does Presidential things during a disaster" boost would affect undecided states, instead of solid blue ones like NY, NJ, DE and MA?


It did skirt the Atlantic Coast of Florida.

Obviously Obama needs to work on his aim some more.
 
2012-11-04 10:16:02 AM
This guy. he was predicting biblical overthrow of earth by way of aliens before it was cool 

balladeer.files.wordpress.com 


Barney Miller was played by the not-late great Hal Linden. Not the same.

I suspect you knew that.
 
2012-11-04 10:17:20 AM

the801: dickfreckle: Infowars: Officially the dumbest site on the internet.

there are 1,247,020 posts in the infowars/prisonplanet forums. here's a tasty sample:

The NWO/Illuminati/high-degreed freemasonry cabal crafting N.A. for the past two centuries plus, for their dictatorial, anti-human rights one world gov't & Luciferian one world religion, did have the advantage of crafting their Masonic wives, female children and sisters to being their ENABLERS in one way or other. What many 33rd degree freemasonic Satanist respected-in-their-professions fathers apparently in N.A. did was they in the past 100 years in N.A. gave their children, both male & FEMALE over to TAVISTOCK trauma-based/SRA-based mind control programming, so these child-MC-slaves-cum-adult-professional WOMEN could be controlled by the in-charge contemporary MALE high-degreed freemasons. These kind of power hunger, Masonic fathers made sure their little MC slave girls became the JUDGES, DOCTORS and political MINISTERS (say over Education or SK Social Services, etc.) and they were then the puppets, MK ULTRA puppets like many of the males were/are like current U.S. President Barack Obama of the New World Order high-degreed freemasonic males in N.A. & the English-speaking COMMONWEALTH countries, with the British Illuminati red Queen Elizabeth II, as the supreme druid witch-queen she is, TRUMPING them all in power.


What is this I don't...
 
2012-11-04 10:17:35 AM

Mrtraveler01: Bendal: If Obama was controlling Sandy's path, wouldn't it have made more sense to direct it to Florida, or NC/VA/PA? That way the "President does Presidential things during a disaster" boost would affect undecided states, instead of solid blue ones like NY, NJ, DE and MA?

It did skirt the Atlantic Coast of Florida.

Obviously Obama needs to work on his aim some more.


Obviously Obama prefers to shoot first aim later...
 
2012-11-04 10:19:19 AM

max_pooper: Mrtraveler01: Bendal: If Obama was controlling Sandy's path, wouldn't it have made more sense to direct it to Florida, or NC/VA/PA? That way the "President does Presidential things during a disaster" boost would affect undecided states, instead of solid blue ones like NY, NJ, DE and MA?

It did skirt the Atlantic Coast of Florida.

Obviously Obama needs to work on his aim some more.

Obviously Obama prefers to shoot first aim later...


What a maverick!
 
2012-11-04 10:19:42 AM
Just so I have this right here...


1. Weather Control is real
2. Moon landing is fake.

I got that right?
 
2012-11-04 10:21:54 AM

Mrtraveler01: Bendal: If Obama was controlling Sandy's path, wouldn't it have made more sense to direct it to Florida, or NC/VA/PA? That way the "President does Presidential things during a disaster" boost would affect undecided states, instead of solid blue ones like NY, NJ, DE and MA?

It did skirt the Atlantic Coast of Florida.

Obviously Obama needs to work on his aim some more.


Floridians don't really care about hurricanes. I mean we prepare for them but for the most part we don't lose our shiat over them. The only people shiatting themselves over the one during the republican convention for example were out of towners. Although admittedly we haven't had one as bad as what's going on up there, at least in my lifetime.
 
2012-11-04 10:22:04 AM

dickfreckle: Infowars: officially the dumbest site on the internet.

You might be inclined to say, "But dickfreckle, what about freepers, Stormfront, and The Blaze?" To which I'll respond,

Infowars: Officially the dumbest site on the internet.


I admit, there is a certain raw power to the stupid there, but even infowars cannot best the true title holder:

YouTube - Because none of us are as stupid as all of us
 
2012-11-04 10:24:29 AM

wippit: Just so I have this right here...


1. Weather Control is real
2. Moon landing is fake.

I got that right?


I know you're joking but there are people who do actually believe that and they have a lot more faith in our government''s ability to pull off shiat and get away with it than I do.
 
2012-11-04 10:26:06 AM

NewportBarGuy: Mom, get off the internet!


Ummmm....lulz.

Even Haley Barbour was sort of hinting at Sandy being an act of God to prevent Romney from winning.

RTed from Phil Drumm @phild1214:

So - act of God? @scarylawyerguy @LOLGOP RT @jhseher: Haley Barbour on CNN: "The hurricane is what broke Romney's momentum."

If Obama wins Tuesday...will the religious right blame God for Romney losing? Film at 11.
 
2012-11-04 10:26:45 AM

Mugato: wippit: Just so I have this right here...


1. Weather Control is real
2. Moon landing is fake.

I got that right?

I know you're joking but there are people who do actually believe that and they have a lot more faith in our government''s ability to pull off shiat and get away with it than I do.


They are also the same people that believe government can't do anything right.

The U.S. Federal Government - simultaneously capable of, and terrible at, everything and anything
 
2012-11-04 10:27:00 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: The NWO/Illuminati/high-degreed freemasonry cabal crafting N.A. for the past two centuries plus, for their dictatorial, anti-human rights one world gov't & Luciferian one world religion, did have the advantage of crafting their Masonic wives, female children and sisters to being their ENABLERS in one way or other. What many 33rd degree freemasonic Satanist respected-in-their-professions fathers apparently in N.A. did was they in the past 100 years in N.A. gave their children, both male & FEMALE over to TAVISTOCK trauma-based/SRA-based mind control programming, so these child-MC-slaves-cum-adult-professional WOMEN could be controlled by the in-charge contemporary MALE high-degreed freemasons. These kind of power hunger, Masonic fathers made sure their little MC slave girls became the JUDGES, DOCTORS and political MINISTERS (say over Education or SK Social Services, etc.) and they were then the puppets, MK ULTRA puppets like many of the males were/are like current U.S. President Barack Obama of the New World Order high-degreed freemasonic males in N.A. & the English-speaking COMMONWEALTH countries, with the British Illuminati red Queen Elizabeth II, as the supreme druid witch-queen she is, TRUMPING them all in power.


Pfft. Obviously.
 
2012-11-04 10:31:33 AM
So info wars believes Obama to be a god.
 
2012-11-04 10:32:18 AM
Dear FARK, you're about two weeks late on this story. Get your shiat together!!
 
2012-11-04 10:35:04 AM

alaric3: So info wars believes Obama to be a god.


Allah. Believes he's Allah.
 
2012-11-04 10:36:40 AM

Shostie: bwilson27: Even after Obama KICKS MAJOR ASS on Tuesday, these willfully ignorant, blatant RACISTS will still be here, crying about dirty election tricks and so forth, screaming and crying as they drive their pickups down to 7-11 for more beer, smokes and beef jerky.

I think you're confused. Alex Jones and his ilk aren't conservatives. They're anti-government conspiracy theorists. They don't care who's in charge.


You're so completely wrong - you clearly haven't been there... ever. Every single news event they ecnounter is percieved through a ridiculous prism of conservative libertarian christian lunacy. Everything to them is a giant conspiracy of the left against 'freedom'.
 
2012-11-04 10:37:41 AM

the801: dickfreckle: Infowars: Officially the dumbest site on the internet.

there are 1,247,020 posts in the infowars/prisonplanet forums. here's a tasty sample:

The NWO/Illuminati/high-degreed freemasonry cabal crafting N.A. for the past two centuries plus, for their dictatorial, anti-human rights one world gov't & Luciferian one world religion, did have the advantage of crafting their Masonic wives, female children and sisters to being their ENABLERS in one way or other. What many 33rd degree freemasonic Satanist respected-in-their-professions fathers apparently in N.A. did was they in the past 100 years in N.A. gave their children, both male & FEMALE over to TAVISTOCK trauma-based/SRA-based mind control programming, so these child-MC-slaves-cum-adult-professional WOMEN could be controlled by the in-charge contemporary MALE high-degreed freemasons. These kind of power hunger, Masonic fathers made sure their little MC slave girls became the JUDGES, DOCTORS and political MINISTERS (say over Education or SK Social Services, etc.) and they were then the puppets, MK ULTRA puppets like many of the males were/are like current U.S. President Barack Obama of the New World Order high-degreed freemasonic males in N.A. & the English-speaking COMMONWEALTH countries, with the British Illuminati red Queen Elizabeth II, as the supreme druid witch-queen she is, TRUMPING them all in power.


My God, it's full of stars. Except the author probably isn't a real-life troll. He or she is probably just that batsh*t

What I want to do is earn a few million by appearing smart to my audience. But I can't troll at Fark with a straight face. Disclaimer, I actually respect this site, which is why I can't troll it and stay in character.

But I can troll the fw FW FW and Facebook crowd. You know, useful idiots.
 
2012-11-04 10:38:43 AM

spelletrader: They are also the same people that believe government can't do anything right.

The U.S. Federal Government - simultaneously capable of, and terrible at, everything and anything


The government does plenty right but getting away with things isn't one of them. Unless Watergate, Lewinskygate, Iran Contra, and their inability to plant WMDs in Iraq are all a part of a long con to make us think they can't get away with stuff, in which case I applaud them.
 
2012-11-04 10:39:48 AM

Generation_D: This guy. he was predicting biblical overthrow of earth by way of aliens before it was cool 

[balladeer.files.wordpress.com image 400x668] 



No aliens in Late Great Planet Earth, from what I remember, but it might as well have had them. His prophecies were neither Nice nor Accurate, but Lindsey was quite the nutter.

His books were an attempt to map all the incomprehensible Bible prophecies to 1960s-70s nations and current events. Stuff like Gog, Magog, whores of Babylon, beasts with seven heads and ten horns or maybe ten heads/seven horns. That last thing was an obvious reference to the European Union, to Lindsey and his followers.

And naturally, millions of people swallowed this whole.
 
2012-11-04 10:43:07 AM
Obama cocked, locked and loaded a weird-ass megastorm and pulled the trigger on a bunch of solid blue and swing states. Right. Don't you think if that were the case he would have pulled the trigger on the red-as-the-Chinese-flag Gulf and Southern states, that have long-neglected their infrastructures and emergency response programs because Socialism?

Of course, just wait until disaster relief efforts expire and it comes time to clean up and rebuild, and millions of jobs start getting created from it. The derp wing will fall over themselves claiming Romney created the hurricane as the October surprise to show the US the Romney jobs plan in action, in detail.
 
2012-11-04 10:44:36 AM

Unoriginal_Username: http://www.timecube.com/


We all know and love Timecube. But I'm talking the sort of trolling that nets millions. I have a degree (believe it or not), no felonies, and am on occasion handsome and charming. I'm not talking this weakauce Timecube BS. It has to at least appear to be written by an intelligent person, despite the lack of facts backing it up.

I'd make it count.
 
2012-11-04 10:46:39 AM

spelletrader: Mugato: wippit: Just so I have this right here...


1. Weather Control is real
2. Moon landing is fake.

I got that right?

I know you're joking but there are people who do actually believe that and they have a lot more faith in our government''s ability to pull off shiat and get away with it than I do.

They are also the same people that believe government can't do anything right.

The U.S. Federal Government - simultaneously capable of, and terrible at, everything and anything


My brother-in-law. For the 15 years I've known him he's insisted on the fake moon landing thing. Other than that, he was pretty normal.

Then the black guy gets elected and the farking wheels just came off. We can't get to the moon, but we can use nanites for weather control. We can't find and kill bin Laden as it was presented to us, but we can find and capture him without anyone knowing two years prior and ultimately fake his death in the manner we all believe to be true to try to start a war with Pakistan to "ensure reelection." Bin Laden? Yep, he's still alive and in Gitmo, along with 'political enemies' of the President which is why Gitmo remains open. Fear of being sent there as well is why friends/relatives of these individuals haven't come forward.

Can't wait to see him over Thanksgiving after Obama's won reelection. They'll probably have him in a straight jacket.
 
2012-11-04 10:46:58 AM
Why do you think it's called the National Weather Service??
 
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