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(Info Wars)   "Obama Created Hurricane Sandy". Well that didn't take long. HAARP DERP HERP   (infowars.com) divider line 221
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vpb [TotalFark]
2012-11-04 06:37:06 AM  
Sometimes I think Infowars must be a joke. Even in the picture of the dude on the right it looks like he is having trouble keeping a straight face.
 
2012-11-04 07:18:49 AM  
Article is from October 26?
 
2012-11-04 07:34:09 AM  

Barfmaker: Article is from October 26?


HAARP and Obama silenced them soon after; they were lucky to get this out.
 
2012-11-04 07:40:50 AM  
More likely explanation:
andreafeczko.com
 
2012-11-04 07:46:53 AM  
Weather modification? Yay for cray-cray people on the internet!!!
 
2012-11-04 07:47:59 AM  
Mom, get off the internet!
 
2012-11-04 07:48:51 AM  
Do not underestimate their powers. It's mind boggling to comprehend a storm that will keep only one type of voter from the polls while others have no issues. This is truly sophistication beyond the realm.

I'm not saying it's aliens...
 
2012-11-04 08:00:43 AM  

edmo: Do not underestimate their powers. It's mind boggling to comprehend a storm that will keep only one type of voter from the polls while others have no issues. This is truly sophistication beyond the realm.

I'm not saying it's aliens...


AND because you can't just effect the voters of one party, why would the President point it at the NE, where you have most of the states locked up? Unless it wasn't the president, it was som... hang on there's a knock at the door.
 
2012-11-04 08:02:15 AM  
Infowars: officially the dumbest site on the internet.

You might be inclined to say, "But dickfreckle, what about freepers, Stormfront, and The Blaze?" To which I'll respond,

Infowars: Officially the dumbest site on the internet.
 
2012-11-04 08:26:13 AM  
And exactly how big is this reverse radio telescope to effect the weather on that kind of scale?
 
2012-11-04 08:39:24 AM  
There's a Libertarian in my office that gets his news from this site. He honestly thinks it's on par with any other source, which makes sense in a way, because he thinks every opinion is on par with the rest. He is truly a product of the modern American media. The ironic thing is that he thinks by dumbing himself down to an unrecognizable lack of intellect, he is somehow a subversive champion of truth and free will. This is how the corporations will rule us. This is...Holy sh*t what's happening to me!?
 
2012-11-04 08:44:59 AM  

edmo: Do not underestimate their powers. It's mind boggling to comprehend a storm that will keep only one type of voter from the polls while others have no issues. This is truly sophistication beyond the realm.

I'm not saying it's aliens...


Oh? Oh? And I suppose you THINK the hardest hit borough in New York City, Staten Island just HAPPENS to be the ONLY borough with REPUBLICAN voters? Wake UP!
 
2012-11-04 08:47:26 AM  
I love how this sh*t juggler uses the idea of "us against them" to sell his entire site. "What they don't want you to know [and here's some 'evidence' I just pulled out of my ass to convince the 150 million Americans who don't think critically]."

I'm in the wrong line of work. Jesus, I can write better than any columnist I've seen there. And I'm not even particularly intelligent - but I am an asshole and a cynic, so at this stage in my life, I feel it's time to start fleecing rubes. I'm tired of working for a living. Screw this whole "real job" scene.

/don't actually mean this, but damn it must be nice to get rich from ignorance. Fish in a barrel.
 
2012-11-04 09:07:44 AM  
You would have to put a crapton of energy into the system especially for a hurricane. This wouldn't be a very secret project.
 
2012-11-04 09:11:51 AM  

dickfreckle: /don't actually mean this, but damn it must be nice to get rich from ignorance. Fish in a barrel.


Sorry to quote myself, but the more I think of it, the more I realize I'm approaching 40 and need something that will provide a real retirement. I did mean the part about me not being particularly intelligent, but when I know I'm being paid to write (as opposed to posting drunk and without spellcheck or the preview button on Fark), I can shine all types of turds. It's sorta what I do.

Dilemma: Contributing to our already dumbed-down discourse, or being able to afford that liver transplant I'll probably need in 10-15 years?
 
2012-11-04 09:30:02 AM  
Is this one of those crappy metaphors where we're supposed to "find the Hurricane Sandy in all of us" or some similar BS?
 
2012-11-04 09:30:32 AM  
He did say that the ocean levels would start lowering and the planet would be healed
That obviously hasn't happened
 
2012-11-04 09:30:57 AM  

dickfreckle: I love how this sh*t juggler uses the idea of "us against them" to sell his entire site. "What they don't want you to know [and here's some 'evidence' I just pulled out of my ass to convince the 150 million Americans who don't think critically]."

I'm in the wrong line of work. Jesus, I can write better than any columnist I've seen there. And I'm not even particularly intelligent - but I am an asshole and a cynic, so at this stage in my life, I feel it's time to start fleecing rubes. I'm tired of working for a living. Screw this whole "real job" scene.

/don't actually mean this, but damn it must be nice to get rich from ignorance. Fish in a barrel.


Making money off the mentally weak and willfully ignorant is a time-honored American tradition.

Worked out pretty well for L Ron Hubbard, Ayn Rand, Hal Lindsey, and that big haired idjit on history channel attributing everything to ALIENS.
 
2012-11-04 09:33:00 AM  

dickfreckle: dickfreckle: /don't actually mean this, but damn it must be nice to get rich from ignorance. Fish in a barrel.

Sorry to quote myself, but the more I think of it, the more I realize I'm approaching 40 and need something that will provide a real retirement. I did mean the part about me not being particularly intelligent, but when I know I'm being paid to write (as opposed to posting drunk and without spellcheck or the preview button on Fark), I can shine all types of turds. It's sorta what I do.

Dilemma: Contributing to our already dumbed-down discourse, or being able to afford that liver transplant I'll probably need in 10-15 years?


I love watching farkthread Inception in real-time.  
 
2012-11-04 09:33:00 AM  

dickfreckle: dickfreckle: /don't actually mean this, but damn it must be nice to get rich from ignorance. Fish in a barrel.

Sorry to quote myself, but the more I think of it, the more I realize I'm approaching 40 and need something that will provide a real retirement. I did mean the part about me not being particularly intelligent, but when I know I'm being paid to write (as opposed to posting drunk and without spellcheck or the preview button on Fark), I can shine all types of turds. It's sorta what I do.

Dilemma: Contributing to our already dumbed-down discourse, or being able to afford that liver transplant I'll probably need in 10-15 years?


While I've thought along the same lines, I came to the simple conclusion that I would never make enough money to support the drug/alcohol habit I would have to develop to live with myself.

I then began to think about other spewers of such nonsense who have outrageous drug and alcohol habits and wondered why that must be...
 
2012-11-04 09:33:34 AM  
Haha we're smarter than the people who read and write Infowars! Good for Fark.
 
2012-11-04 09:34:31 AM  
Even after Obama KICKS MAJOR ASS on Tuesday, these willfully ignorant, blatant RACISTS will still be here, crying about dirty election tricks and so forth, screaming and crying as they drive their pickups down to 7-11 for more beer, smokes and beef jerky.
 
2012-11-04 09:35:54 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: He did say that the ocean levels would start lowering and the planet would be healed
That obviously hasn't happened


You're interrupting my enjoyment of a conspiracy-kook thread.
 
2012-11-04 09:36:34 AM  

bwilson27: Even after Obama KICKS MAJOR ASS on Tuesday, these willfully ignorant, blatant RACISTS will still be here, crying about dirty election tricks and so forth, screaming and crying as they drive their pickups down to 7-11 for more beer, smokes and beef jerky.


And so are you
 
2012-11-04 09:37:43 AM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-04 09:38:40 AM  

Generation_D: dickfreckle: I love how this sh*t juggler uses the idea of "us against them" to sell his entire site. "What they don't want you to know [and here's some 'evidence' I just pulled out of my ass to convince the 150 million Americans who don't think critically]."

I'm in the wrong line of work. Jesus, I can write better than any columnist I've seen there. And I'm not even particularly intelligent - but I am an asshole and a cynic, so at this stage in my life, I feel it's time to start fleecing rubes. I'm tired of working for a living. Screw this whole "real job" scene.

/don't actually mean this, but damn it must be nice to get rich from ignorance. Fish in a barrel.

Making money off the mentally weak and willfully ignorant is a time-honored American tradition.

Worked out pretty well for L Ron Hubbard, Ayn Rand, Hal Lindsey, and that big haired idjit on history channel attributing everything to ALIENS.

 

Hey, I never fleeced anyone.
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-04 09:38:43 AM  

bwilson27: Even after Obama KICKS MAJOR ASS on Tuesday, these willfully ignorant, blatant RACISTS will still be here, crying about dirty election tricks and so forth, screaming and crying as they drive their pickups down to 7-11 for more beer, smokes and beef jerky.



I will most likely being celebrating Obama's victory Tuesday as I drive my pickup down to 7-11 for more beer, smokes and beef jerky
 
2012-11-04 09:38:57 AM  

dugitman: bwilson27: Even after Obama KICKS MAJOR ASS on Tuesday, these willfully ignorant, blatant RACISTS will still be here, crying about dirty election tricks and so forth, screaming and crying as they drive their pickups down to 7-11 for more beer, smokes and beef jerky.

And so are you


Herp.
 
2012-11-04 09:39:36 AM  
The real story is the lack of gas availability, post-storm. This is an alex-jones-worthy story. I've heard all kinds of derp surrounding why the fuel tankers just can't get there. Methinks Romney supporters and Oil execs are almost one in the same. If I wanted to TRY to sway the northeast to voting republican, I'd strangle their hold on gas.

Is Alex really a right-wing shill? Why not pick up on this?
 
2012-11-04 09:40:07 AM  

Generation_D: Hal Lindsey


What does Barney Miller have to do with this?
 
2012-11-04 09:40:31 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Is this one of those crappy metaphors where we're supposed to "find the Hurricane Sandy in all of us" or some similar BS?


Nah...they said there'd be sandwiches.
 
2012-11-04 09:40:53 AM  
Hate to rain on anyone's parade, but I think we're all overlooking the most important aspect of this article:

Paul and Steve Watson reported on October 14, 2055

We've got time travel!
 
2012-11-04 09:40:56 AM  
In fairness to Obama, his earthquake machine was in the shop.
 
2012-11-04 09:41:11 AM  
I just heard on CNN what sounds like the excuse that will be used for Mitt's loss. Mitt had unstoppable momentum until the hurricane coverage took away news coverage of Obama's policies.
 
2012-11-04 09:41:18 AM  
So semi-seriously... what amount of energy would it take to manipulate a storm the size of Sandy? Meteorologists or some smarty-pants scientists can make quantitative guesses at this I would think. I mean it's probably on the scale of eleventy billion jigowatts, but there has to be a number out there. Anyone know about these things?
 
2012-11-04 09:43:11 AM  

dugitman: So semi-seriously... what amount of energy would it take to manipulate a storm the size of Sandy? Meteorologists or some smarty-pants scientists can make quantitative guesses at this I would think. I mean it's probably on the scale of eleventy billion jigowatts, but there has to be a number out there. Anyone know about these things?


First, you will need a butterfly...
 
2012-11-04 09:43:36 AM  
"Sandy's timing has many people speculating that the storm's path is an engineered event."

These jokers are just having fun at this point. They have to be laughing themselves silly when they write this cr@p.
 
2012-11-04 09:43:52 AM  

Bhruic: Hate to rain on anyone's parade, but I think we're all overlooking the most important aspect of this article:

Paul and Steve Watson reported on October 14, 2055

We've got time travel!


When did that happen? Wait...I guess it doesn't matter. Never mind.
 
2012-11-04 09:43:58 AM  

TiiiMMMaHHH: I've heard all kinds of derp...


The thing that I find to be so interesting about these conspiracy theories is that if you look at the logistical side of
trying to manipulate gas delivery...well shiat, it is just tough. You are talking literally thousands of people involved in the production, delivery, clean up efforts, restoration of power, etc.
 
2012-11-04 09:44:12 AM  
this is a hurricane from the future!
 
2012-11-04 09:44:18 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Is this one of those crappy metaphors where we're supposed to "find the Hurricane Sandy in all of us" or some similar BS?


"Catch the Eye of your Inner Storm, and it will Rock You Like a Hurricane!"
 
2012-11-04 09:44:27 AM  
 
2012-11-04 09:45:09 AM  

Snarfangel: First, you will need a butterfly...


Laf. Or a melancholy sextet.
 
2012-11-04 09:45:35 AM  

dickfreckle: Infowars: Officially the dumbest site on the internet.


there are 1,247,020 posts in the infowars/prisonplanet forums. here's a tasty sample:

The NWO/Illuminati/high-degreed freemasonry cabal crafting N.A. for the past two centuries plus, for their dictatorial, anti-human rights one world gov't & Luciferian one world religion, did have the advantage of crafting their Masonic wives, female children and sisters to being their ENABLERS in one way or other. What many 33rd degree freemasonic Satanist respected-in-their-professions fathers apparently in N.A. did was they in the past 100 years in N.A. gave their children, both male & FEMALE over to TAVISTOCK trauma-based/SRA-based mind control programming, so these child-MC-slaves-cum-adult-professional WOMEN could be controlled by the in-charge contemporary MALE high-degreed freemasons. These kind of power hunger, Masonic fathers made sure their little MC slave girls became the JUDGES, DOCTORS and political MINISTERS (say over Education or SK Social Services, etc.) and they were then the puppets, MK ULTRA puppets like many of the males were/are like current U.S. President Barack Obama of the New World Order high-degreed freemasonic males in N.A. & the English-speaking COMMONWEALTH countries, with the British Illuminati red Queen Elizabeth II, as the supreme druid witch-queen she is, TRUMPING them all in power.
 
2012-11-04 09:46:14 AM  

bwilson27: Even after Obama KICKS MAJOR ASS on Tuesday, these willfully ignorant, blatant RACISTS will still be here, crying about dirty election tricks and so forth, screaming and crying as they drive their pickups down to 7-11 for more beer, smokes and beef jerky.


I think you're confused. Alex Jones and his ilk aren't conservatives. They're anti-government conspiracy theorists. They don't care who's in charge.
 
2012-11-04 09:47:02 AM  
The comments are split between believers, non-believers, and just plain crazy! Good Sunday morning laugh.

/Thanks subby!
 
2012-11-04 09:47:36 AM  
mimg.ugo.com
 
2012-11-04 09:47:46 AM  
Well I do know that the response to it hasn't been any better than Katrina. There are just as many if not more people crying out for help that didn't get there as quickly as they like.

But unlike Katrina we're pretending that Obama is doing a wonderful job simply by showing up and walking around a bit.

Oh and he's also admitted that government is ineffective and inefficient and will do his best to temporarily solve that problem just for this emergency before it goes back to normal again.
 
2012-11-04 09:48:53 AM  
Great now Obama has a weather machine to use in conjunction with his magical time machine.

You guys are gonna be soooooo pissed!
 
2012-11-04 09:49:44 AM  

edmo: Do not underestimate their powers. It's mind boggling to comprehend a storm that will keep only one type of voter from the polls while others have no issues. This is truly sophistication beyond the realm.

I'm not saying it's aliens...


Well he is in control of Bush's hurricane machine that was responsible for Katrina and the Indonesian tsunami.

/I actually overheard people seriously discussing the hurricane machine after the tsunami.
 
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