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(Yahoo)   Sooooooooo..............This is what you do with a drunken sailor so early in the morning   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, U.S. Navy, Russia, operations officer, first mass, Vladivostok, Russian Navy, Naval Academy, Pacific Oceans  
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2012-11-04 10:30:39 AM  
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ZAZ: One of the opening scenes of "Anything but Love" had Richard Lewis contemplating the meaning of that song and coming to an uncomfortable conclusion.

Darlak and the other three officers were being temporarily re-assigned to fleet operations San Diego "pending potential other administrative actions," she said.

What do they actually do while in fleet operations waiting for the retirement papers to go through? Are they warming a chair or doing real work?

They'll be doing the shiat jobs that need to get done, but no one wants to do. I see them having to do lots of FLIPLs, Whatever the Navy's equivalent of the Army's USR is, being assigned as "Assistant S-whatever". All the stupid BS crap that you need an officer to do, but no officer really WANTS to do. There are tons of those jobs.
2012-11-04 09:51:38 AM  
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Do you think they will let me live in Krasnoyarsk? I will marry a round Russian woman, and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me.
2012-11-04 09:35:11 AM  
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If you're in Russia, drinking is a must. You drink to stay warm, you drink to get drunk, you drink to make the babushkas look like they're young again, and most importantly you drink so forget you're actually in Russia in the first place.
2012-11-04 09:20:44 AM  
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Everyone knows you "shave his belly with a rusty razor, early in the morn'n". Or am I wrong?
2012-11-04 08:21:33 AM  
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Let's cut to the chase here: exactly what is there to do in Vladivostok except drink and wh.ore around?
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