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(Your Health)   21-year-old thinks he's a sex addict because he masturbates up to seven times a day. Pfffft, amateur   (yourhealth.com.sg) divider line 115
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2012-11-04 02:13:50 AM
My 14 y/o sons laugh. I think that is their before breakfast tally.
 
2012-11-04 03:30:24 AM
I did 8 in a day once, when I was a little younger than that. Actually got some 9 times in one day, once, when I was a little younger than that, too. I'd probably be able to repeat it, if I hadn't gone totally out of shape from being a desk jockey the last few years. Although I'm sure I'd have to actually sleep several times between now.
 
2012-11-04 06:14:35 AM
I'd be shooting dust at that point.
 
2012-11-04 07:34:00 AM

ekdikeo4: I did 8 in a day once, when I was a little younger than that. Actually got some 9 times in one day, once, when I was a little younger than that, too. I'd probably be able to repeat it, if I hadn't gone totally out of shape from being a desk jockey the last few years. Although I'm sure I'd have to actually sleep several times between now.


Not sure why I want to explore this but:
 
Are you saying you rubbed one off 8 times and got laid 9 times in one day a different time? I mean- I know those Canadian girls get really amorous when they're visiting Niagara Falls but still...
 
2012-11-04 08:37:46 AM
So... what? His penis doesn't work very well? That's too bad. They have some magic pills that should fix his erectile dysfunction.
 
2012-11-04 08:38:24 AM
Remember, Junior, to give a firm handshake at the start of the job interview.
 
2012-11-04 08:39:49 AM
BEIJING, China - "Sex addiction" is a subject that often prompts ribaldry rather than sympathy, especially if a Hollywood star is involved. For many people it's the butt of crude jokes. . . .

That's as far as I got.
 
2012-11-04 08:41:33 AM
Look at him, look at him and laugh!
 
2012-11-04 08:42:57 AM
www.wigglestatic.com
 
2012-11-04 08:43:01 AM
Ummmm, ouch?
 
2012-11-04 08:44:12 AM
Also: 21 is a little young to be preparing for married life.
 
2012-11-04 08:44:50 AM

ekdikeo4: I did 8 in a day once, when I was a little younger than that. Actually got some 9 times in one day, once, when I was a little younger than that, too. I'd probably be able to repeat it, if I hadn't gone totally out of shape from being a desk jockey the last few years. Although I'm sure I'd have to actually sleep several times between now.


Pfft. I used to do it 10 times a day. I was all set to get out of the Marines, just waiting for my papers to clear division, when I was KIA.
 
2012-11-04 08:46:10 AM

dittybopper: ekdikeo4: I did 8 in a day once, when I was a little younger than that. Actually got some 9 times in one day, once, when I was a little younger than that, too. I'd probably be able to repeat it, if I hadn't gone totally out of shape from being a desk jockey the last few years. Although I'm sure I'd have to actually sleep several times between now.

Pfft. I used to do it 10 times a day. I was all set to get out of the Marines, just waiting for my papers to clear division, when I was KIA.


Is that you Handjob?
 
2012-11-04 08:50:52 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-04 08:52:01 AM
I'm too homophobic to jack off.
 
2012-11-04 08:52:06 AM

markfara: BEIJING, China - "Sex addiction" is a subject that often prompts ribaldry rather than sympathy, especially if a Hollywood star is involved. For many people it's the butt of crude jokes. . . .

That's as far as I got.


TL; DR
 
2012-11-04 08:54:34 AM
that's what amphetamines do. i bet he is on drugs.
 
2012-11-04 08:55:12 AM
21? That doesn't make him a sex addict; it makes him a late bloomer.
 
2012-11-04 08:55:58 AM
Poor kid probably just needs to see a psychologist. I didn't read the whole article but it sounds like he's struggling with his urges and societal/religious ideas about suppressing physical urges.
 
2012-11-04 08:57:22 AM
These kids must not have access to FARK.
/Or China has it's own version of The Onion.
 
2012-11-04 08:57:58 AM
Byline FTA: By Yang Wanli and Tang Yue

That second writer's parents must have been devoted fans of Elvis.
 
2012-11-04 09:02:30 AM
We've come a long way (har har) from pre-Alfred Kinsey times, but there's still that nagging puritan element of sex shame that lurks in our culture. I like to think that someday that shame will be 100% eradicated, and future generations will look back at the 20th century and before and scoff at the fact that oral sex was ever illegal, etc. I'd like to see sex and its accompanying acts hopefully openly celebrated for all the good it can and does do.

The guy in the article, ashamed though he might be of touching his Naughty Parts, is probably not going to get prostate cancer.
 
2012-11-04 09:04:46 AM
Probably didn't help the slanty eyes a bit either.
 
2012-11-04 09:06:17 AM
i had the sex drive of a 13 yr old until i was finally diagnosed and medicated at age 38. some mental illness comes with a side order of extremely randy. even now that i'm a very old fat fark on a cocktail of meds i can pop my cork 5 times in one day.
 
2012-11-04 09:10:29 AM
Hey Tang keep your 手 off your wang.

Tang Yue, Tang Yue very much.
 
2012-11-04 09:10:41 AM

Soonerpsycho: [i.imgur.com image 800x492]


Came for that, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-11-04 09:16:35 AM
No more yankee my wankee..The Donger need food...
 
2012-11-04 09:17:01 AM
www.lowbird.com
 
2012-11-04 09:18:04 AM

Fista-Phobia: Soonerpsycho: [i.imgur.com image 800x492]

Came for that, leaving satisfied.


Puns intended?
 
2012-11-04 09:20:53 AM
Oh Chap!
 
2012-11-04 09:22:42 AM
cdn.motinetwork.net
 
2012-11-04 09:25:17 AM
I think my max is 5 or 6 in one day. Heck, getting into a relationship with a woman actually means less sex...

/i've also had a vasectomy and don't have any STDs
//i'm about as close to a sexual free lunch as possible
///not that any Farkettes in the Twin Cities area would ever take advantage of that
 
2012-11-04 09:26:49 AM
The penis is a remarkable organ. Out its the only one that can be jerked off and yet still remain attached.
 
2012-11-04 09:26:55 AM
If it were seven time an hour, maybe.

/and we would salute you, sir
 
2012-11-04 09:29:25 AM
The colored boys call this "sellin' wolf tickets."
 
2012-11-04 09:30:05 AM
mimg.ugo.com

/unimpressed
 
2012-11-04 09:36:04 AM
7? Thats sex addiction? I thought it was just being a young man. Hell take away basic cable away from a young man and he might bring it down to 7.
 
2012-11-04 09:37:45 AM
Leaving aside how much you have to masturbate in a day to qualify, dude, according to the article, "made love almost every day" to his girlfriend. Almost every day, of course, meaning less than every day. There's no farking way you qualify as a "sex addict" if you're fine with not even having sex every day.
 
2012-11-04 09:40:56 AM
It is impossible to do it more than 3 times a day. You simply run out of "stuff" and it actually starts to hurt.

I am a man therefore I know. This is basic science.

All you people saying "I did it 5 times in one day" are posers!

The penis simply isn't designed to take that kind of a beating.
 
2012-11-04 09:41:12 AM
Is it a sex addiction or masturbation addiction. Sex generally requires at least one other person.

The guy sounds like he needs some help from a sex friendly psychologist. And possibly some stock in lotion and tissues.
 
2012-11-04 09:43:50 AM

NBSV: Is it a sex addiction or masturbation addiction. Sex generally requires at least one other person.

The guy sounds like he needs some help from a sex friendly psychologist. And possibly some stock in lotion and tissues.


If you are tugging it, you are having sex -- with yourself.

/there is no such thing as "sex addiction"
 
2012-11-04 09:43:52 AM

Ghost Roach: Fista-Phobia: Soonerpsycho: [i.imgur.com image 800x492]

Came for that, leaving satisfied.

Puns intended?


A twofer!
 
2012-11-04 09:44:50 AM

NBSV: Is it a sex addiction or masturbation addiction. Sex generally requires at least one other person.

The guy sounds like he needs some help from a sex friendly psychologist. And possibly some stock in lotion and tissues.


Lol.
 
2012-11-04 09:49:21 AM
sex addict...masturbates...

No offense, but you're doing it wrong. I've had sex greater than 15 times in a day, but I haven't masturbated more than a few times a day. I must not be a sex addict.
 
2012-11-04 09:49:54 AM
Oblig:

i277.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-04 09:51:26 AM
Poor kittehs.
 
2012-11-04 10:01:43 AM

walkerhound: I've had sex greater than 15 times in a day, but I haven't masturbated more than a few times a day. I must not be a sex addict.


Sure, and I'm George Washington...if you're going to bullshiat, try to come up with something plausible sounding...
 
2012-11-04 10:10:56 AM
FTFA:

the maniac masturbation returned

lol
 
2012-11-04 10:12:05 AM
t1.gstatic.com
Thirteen times, if you include ghost loads.
 
2012-11-04 10:13:02 AM

safeinsane: Poor kittehs.


What a catastrophe.
 
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