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(Yahoo)   Why Drew won't be voting on Tuesday   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, South Carolina, Distilled Spirits Council, Kentucky, public morals, First Lady Michelle Obama, National Constitution Center  
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2012-11-04 10:04:16 AM  
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Needlessly Complicated: A lot of people are going to need a drink on election night, myself included. Uuuuuuugh

Master P, is that you?
2012-11-04 08:49:02 AM  
1 vote:

phenn: A woman came to the door the other night. Had to be 70 if she was a day. She asked me if I would like an Obama/Biden sign for my yard. Well, I thought she was awesome so I certainly wasn't going to be in any way rude or dismissive. She was out 'walking the walk'. I thanked her for calling on us and politely declined the yard sign, saying my husband and I intended to vote for Gary Johnson.

She said... "Who?"

Maybe Gary Johnson should have invested in some airtime instead of paying his advisors over a million dollars.
2012-11-04 08:34:34 AM  
1 vote:
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George Washington lost his first campaign in 1755 to the House of Burgesses largely because he didn't put on an alcohol-laden circus at the polls. That year, Washington got 40 votes. The winner, who plied voters with beer, whiskey, rum punch, and wine, got 271 votes.
2012-11-04 08:12:26 AM  
1 vote:
Tennessee: At least we Ain't Kentucky
2012-11-04 08:06:49 AM  
1 vote:
i'd have to be drunk to vote GOP. And stoned to vote Democrat.

// nobody wins but me.
2012-11-04 01:39:02 AM  
1 vote:
I was half expecting a story about a convicted felon. Not sure if disappointed or sleepy.
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