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2012-11-04 01:33:56 PM  
I figure it's because of his years long practice of letting the Politics Tab serve as Sasha Grey style, sloppy, deep throat fellating of the Derpisphere legally counts as voting and if he actually tried to vote, he would be guilty of voting twice?

Just my guess.

And yes I'll get over it.
 
2012-11-04 01:43:11 PM  

INeedAName: ktybear: Anyone who doesn't vote should get the stupid flag. Well done subby

Considering you don't have to dodge bullets, or have your relatives threatened, or your life and/or limbs endangered to get to a polling station, I'd say you're lucky and should take advantage of your good fortune.

Democracy is not an easy road but it is much easier if everyone intelligent people participates.

Sorry for the snark, but stupid people have been costing us peace and liberty for far too long.


In my experience, when people complain about "stupid people" in democracy, they really mean "anyone but me and those people who agree with me." Democracy means letting people you don't like to participate. Unless you can look at the "stupid person" and say "you're vote counts as much as mine," then you are not a democrat; you're an oligarch.
 
2012-11-04 01:47:49 PM  

Bag of Hammers: I figure it's because of his years long practice of letting the Politics Tab serve as Sasha Grey style, sloppy, deep throat fellating of the Derpisphere legally counts as voting and if he actually tried to vote, he would be guilty of voting twice?

Just my guess.

And yes I'll get over it.


Wait. You're saying what, now? Start over.
 
2012-11-04 02:10:04 PM  
Holy Shait, Michelle drinks Guiness?

Obama you Lucky Bastige!
 
2012-11-04 03:53:51 PM  

phenn: Halli: phenn: A woman came to the door the other night. Had to be 70 if she was a day. She asked me if I would like an Obama/Biden sign for my yard. Well, I thought she was awesome so I certainly wasn't going to be in any way rude or dismissive. She was out 'walking the walk'. I thanked her for calling on us and politely declined the yard sign, saying my husband and I intended to vote for Gary Johnson.

She said... "Who?"

Maybe Gary Johnson should have invested in some airtime instead of paying his advisors over a million dollars.

He did. The point is that the news media has blocked him, Dr. Stein, Virgil Goode and Rocky Anderson from any coverage whatsoever.

That's rather shiatty, don't you agree? I mean - even if you're already in the boot for Obama or Romney - wouldn't you kind of like to hear from the rest of the field?


So the media is to blame for Gary Johnson not buying any airtime?
 
2012-11-04 04:19:20 PM  
shiat I can't go to a store where I live and buy booze. I have to go one county over and buy it since I live in a dry county. I'm still voting though.

/This farking state is crazy.
//Ky.
 
2012-11-04 04:22:05 PM  
Drew is better at preparing for these types of scenarios than you give him credit for, Subby.
 
2012-11-04 05:06:52 PM  
We get it. He's an alcoholic.
 
2012-11-04 05:21:45 PM  

buzzcut73: Needlessly Complicated: A lot of people are going to need a drink on election night, myself included. Uuuuuuugh.

Ms Buzzcut and I are already planning on grabbing some beer Tuesday so we can sit up late into the night drinking and watching election returns. She's already voted, I will Tuesday since the polling place is in a campus building that I'll be in anyway.
/Old man back in school


Some of us are considering taking a trip to Waukesha County on Tuesday night. Go to a bar, drink beer, don't say a word to anyone, and just observe the insanity. It'll be even better if we go to some dive that's owned by Jethro and his wife-sister, Cindy-Jo.
 
2012-11-04 09:24:04 PM  

A Terrible Human: shiat I can't go to a store where I live and buy booze. I have to go one county over and buy it since I live in a dry county. I'm still voting though.

/This farking state is crazy.
//Ky.


Dry county? There are still some of those around? LOL,
 
2012-11-04 09:53:10 PM  

cmunic8r99: Hanky: I'm pretty sure even Alito and Scalia would balk at that one.

Why would they?

/seriously


21st Amendment to the Constitution
 
2012-11-04 10:11:10 PM  

Hanky: cmunic8r99: Hanky: I'm pretty sure even Alito and Scalia would balk at that one.

Why would they?

/seriously

21st Amendment to the Constitution


The one that says: "The transportation or importation into any State, Territory, or possession of the United States for delivery or use therein of intoxicating liquors, in violation of the laws thereof, is hereby prohibited"?
 
2012-11-05 01:30:25 AM  

cmunic8r99: Hanky: cmunic8r99: Hanky: I'm pretty sure even Alito and Scalia would balk at that one.

Why would they?

/seriously

21st Amendment to the Constitution

The one that says: "The transportation or importation into any State, Territory, or possession of the United States for delivery or use therein of intoxicating liquors, in violation of the laws thereof, is hereby prohibited"?


Yes, that's the one. I'm not a lawyer and perhaps you know something that I don't, but I don't understand how we can abolish prohibition of interstate commerce laws for liquor and have a county defend its right to be dry. Have a precedent? I'd be glad to read it.
 
2012-11-05 05:06:03 AM  

shotglasss: Dry county? There are still some of those around? LOL,


Yes there are. The churches and bootleggers really don't want the extra revenue or competition here. It's not entirely dry either,it's moist. As long as a restaurant can serve 100 people and 75% of it's profit comes from food they can serve alcohol.
 
2012-11-05 06:41:21 AM  

Halli: phenn: Halli: phenn: A woman came to the door the other night. Had to be 70 if she was a day. She asked me if I would like an Obama/Biden sign for my yard. Well, I thought she was awesome so I certainly wasn't going to be in any way rude or dismissive. She was out 'walking the walk'. I thanked her for calling on us and politely declined the yard sign, saying my husband and I intended to vote for Gary Johnson.

She said... "Who?"

Maybe Gary Johnson should have invested in some airtime instead of paying his advisors over a million dollars.

He did. The point is that the news media has blocked him, Dr. Stein, Virgil Goode and Rocky Anderson from any coverage whatsoever.

That's rather shiatty, don't you agree? I mean - even if you're already in the boot for Obama or Romney - wouldn't you kind of like to hear from the rest of the field?

So the media is to blame for Gary Johnson not buying any airtime?


Myopic much?

Johnson DID buy airtime. Can he compete with the $100+ million dollar ad budgets of Romney or Obama? Of course not.

Does that erase the fact that you could likely count the number of times he's been interviewed on cable news on one hand?

No.
 
2012-11-05 12:57:20 PM  

phenn: Johnson DID buy airtime.


What for a thousand dollars?

phenn: Does that erase the fact that you could likely count the number of times he's been interviewed on cable news on one hand?


Link

Gary Johnson is a farking joke. That's why.
 
2012-11-05 06:56:01 PM  
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