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(The Sun)   Red-headed hottie: "I used to be a nun, now I'm a sex guru" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 126
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2012-11-03 11:46:53 PM
wat
 
2012-11-04 12:02:24 AM
Having a Nun give you instructions on how to get your woman to say "Oh God" in the bedroom

Yep, you've arrived in...

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-04 12:03:45 AM
Maybe 50 years ago, Subtard.
 
2012-11-04 12:12:59 AM

PacManDreaming: Maybe 50 years ago, Subtard.


"Fran, 63, originally from Manchester,"


... forget you weren't in 4chan?
 
2012-11-04 12:22:03 AM
used to be a nun man, now I'm a sex guru
 
2012-11-04 12:28:03 AM
modernartobsession.blogs.com
 
2012-11-04 12:35:09 AM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-11-04 12:46:25 AM

kmmontandon: "Fran, 63, originally from Manchester,"


... forget you weren't in 4chan?


I think they left off a "1" in front of the 63.
 
2012-11-04 12:50:45 AM

PacManDreaming: kmmontandon: "Fran, 63, originally from Manchester,"


... forget you weren't in 4chan?

I think they left off a "1" in front of the 63.


That would mean you thought she was got at 113?
 
2012-11-04 12:51:23 AM
Got=hot
 
2012-11-04 12:53:05 AM
I wonder what a former nuns opinion on blowjobs is -- Spit or Swallow?
 
2012-11-04 01:11:02 AM
John Gotti?
 
2012-11-04 01:20:43 AM

SilentStrider: That would mean you thought she was got at 113?


*Sigh*....I'm going to bed. This just isn't my night.
 
2012-11-04 01:42:26 AM
that's probably the only red headed, former nun, sex therapist in the world that I wouldn't have sex with.
 
2012-11-04 02:13:50 AM
Oh shut up you guys. She's 63 and looks great.
 
2012-11-04 02:18:51 AM

AbbeySomeone: Oh shut up you guys. She's 63 and looks great.


i131.photobucket.com

She could eat an apple through a picket fence.
 
2012-11-04 02:26:05 AM

log_jammin: AbbeySomeone: Oh shut up you guys. She's 63 and looks great.

[i131.photobucket.com image 169x158]

She could eat an apple through a picket fence.


And yet she shut you down.
 
2012-11-04 02:30:48 AM

AbbeySomeone: And yet she shut you down.


uh huh.
 
2012-11-04 03:32:07 AM
Cast looks aside. We can all use more people not being nuns, folks. Embrace this.
 
2012-11-04 03:51:10 AM

PacManDreaming: Maybe 50 years ago, Subtard.


family.lifegoesstrong.com

Not only is this woman 84 years old and could tell you how to have orgasms that would make you have an out of body experience, she could also put a bullet in your head from a mile away with pinpoint accuracy.

Never, never, discount the old people.
 
2012-11-04 04:02:08 AM
She used to worship god now she worships the cock. Ha...
 
2012-11-04 04:06:04 AM
Her hang ups aside, her husband is an abusive prick and should be forced to eat his own penis.
 
2012-11-04 04:06:38 AM
And now I know sexologist is something you can get a degree in.
 
2012-11-04 04:11:13 AM

BronyMedic: PacManDreaming: Maybe 50 years ago, Subtard.

[family.lifegoesstrong.com image 300x225]

Not only is this woman 84 years old and could tell you how to have orgasms that would make you have an out of body experience, she could also put a bullet in your head from a mile away with pinpoint accuracy.

Never, never, discount the old people.


You mispelled "Sue Johanson"
 
2012-11-04 04:14:05 AM

gadian: Her hang ups aside, her husband is an abusive prick and should be forced to eat his own penis.


Right? Rather terrible story if any reads the article rather than just looking at the photos.
 
2012-11-04 04:14:14 AM

Wolf892: You mispelled "Sue Johanson"


Yeah, but she's Canadian. Since when have Canadians done anything kinky? I mean, the Canadian girl I was with thought that giving a blowjob was taboo.

Those Jewish chicks, though. Man, they know their stuff.
 
2012-11-04 04:19:55 AM
Another ginger thread?

You all are asking for it:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-04 04:21:01 AM
Turns out the penis goes IN the vagina. Not everyone knows that.
 
2012-11-04 04:21:12 AM

gadian: Her hang ups aside, her husband is an abusive prick and should be forced to eat his own penis.


This is pretty much what I thought. I went into the article with positive feelings but when I read her story I was horrified. I'm not sure she's qualified to give anyone advice if she doesn't understand that what he did was cruel, and NOT in any way healthy. You can have a healthy swinging marriage but that is not the way.
 
2012-11-04 04:25:22 AM

BronyMedic: Wolf892: You mispelled "Sue Johanson"

Yeah, but she's Canadian. Since when have Canadians done anything kinky? I mean, the Canadian girl I was with thought that giving a blowjob was taboo.

Those Jewish chicks, though. Man, they know their stuff.


Interestingly enough, Sue Johanson wasn't allowed to say "cock ring" on her american version of her show, while in Canada there were no limits. And Canadians not kinky? Um, we invented the act of pouring maple syrup all over a wet beaver. It was called "Sugaring the pelt" and it is fantastic, eh
 
2012-11-04 04:28:04 AM

Wolf892: Interestingly enough, Sue Johanson wasn't allowed to say "cock ring" on her american version of her show, while in Canada there were no limits. And Canadians not kinky? Um, we invented the act of pouring maple syrup all over a wet beaver. It was called "Sugaring the pelt" and it is fantastic, eh


It never ceases to amaze me the difference between American Primetime TV, and - for example - British, Aussie, or Canadian Primetime. The stuff you get away with on your networks would get NBC or CBS carpet bombed from the FCC.
 
2012-11-04 04:30:43 AM

gadian: Her hang ups aside, her husband is an abusive prick and should be forced to eat his own penis.


True story.
 
2012-11-04 04:33:48 AM

AbbeySomeone: log_jammin: AbbeySomeone: Oh shut up you guys. She's 63 and looks great.

[i131.photobucket.com image 169x158]

She could eat an apple through a picket fence.

And yet she shut you down.


Such a wit.
 
2012-11-04 04:35:28 AM

BronyMedic: Wolf892: Interestingly enough, Sue Johanson wasn't allowed to say "cock ring" on her american version of her show, while in Canada there were no limits. And Canadians not kinky? Um, we invented the act of pouring maple syrup all over a wet beaver. It was called "Sugaring the pelt" and it is fantastic, eh

It never ceases to amaze me the difference between American Primetime TV, and - for example - British, Aussie, or Canadian Primetime. The stuff you get away with on your networks would get NBC or CBS carpet bombed from the FCC.


The FCC is really nothing more than an arm of the bored fascist. They receive complaints from yokels and fine godless stations accordingly. They're not patrolling the airwaves, just waiting for the shiat to hit.
 
2012-11-04 04:39:15 AM

Nrokreffefp: She could eat an apple through a picket fence.


That's just cruel man. Think of the apples.
 
2012-11-04 04:47:05 AM
She will rot in hell when she dies. for turning her back on god? no. For dyeing her red hair black? yes, yes very much... she probable even shaved herself ald own there at one point and that will earn her some other nasty punishments.
 
2012-11-04 04:47:53 AM
The experience has helped Fran to be more open about sex with her own children

That could have been phrased a wee bit more carefully, The Sun.
 
2012-11-04 04:50:08 AM
Her husband was an abusive, manipulative piece of shiat.
 
2012-11-04 04:52:29 AM
I'd hit it.
 
2012-11-04 04:57:43 AM

anuran: Her husband was an abusive, manipulative piece of shiat.


This, but fotunately she was raised to go along with whatever her husband decided was best. I would have left him at the first party while he was banging somebody else, gone home and thrown all his sh*t out in the street and set it on fire. But, that's just the way I roll.
 
2012-11-04 04:58:34 AM
 
2012-11-04 05:04:33 AM
Red-headed hottie: none
 
2012-11-04 05:09:02 AM

gadian: Her hang ups aside, her husband is an abusive prick and should be forced to eat his own penis.


THIS. She didn't go from being a nun to a sex therapist. She went from being a nun to a neglected housewife to someone that's just trying to make the best of it to someone suffering from stockholm syndrone who is now indentifying with her abuser.
 
2012-11-04 05:17:24 AM

RexTalionis: [modernartobsession.blogs.com image 300x300]


Mmmmm. Some hot Sister Wendy action!
 
2012-11-04 05:20:45 AM

Wolf892: BronyMedic: Wolf892: You mispelled "Sue Johanson"

Yeah, but she's Canadian. Since when have Canadians done anything kinky? I mean, the Canadian girl I was with thought that giving a blowjob was taboo.

Those Jewish chicks, though. Man, they know their stuff.

Interestingly enough, Sue Johanson wasn't allowed to say "cock ring" on her american version of her show, while in Canada there were no limits. And Canadians not kinky? Um, we invented the act of pouring maple syrup all over a wet beaver. It was called "Sugaring the pelt" and it is fantastic, eh


pixelsfromtheedge.com

Canadian Girl


manhattaninfidel.com

Everyone else.
 
2012-11-04 05:27:54 AM

kvinesknows: She will rot in hell when she dies. for turning her back on god? no. For dyeing her red hair black? yes, yes very much... she probable even shaved herself ald own there at one point and that will earn her some other nasty punishments.


Well, if a blonde can dye her hair brunette to get artificial intelligence, why can't a ginger dye her hair brunette to get an artificial soul?
/ ticket, please
 
2012-11-04 05:33:07 AM
This was one of those quirky days when I decided to tab over to Fark and click the link without reading the headline to try and deduce from the resultant picture what the story was about.
I reasoned that this was a story about an elderly lady that grew tomatoes that for some reason were newsworthy.
Then I read the headline and realized that's not what this story is about at all.
 
2012-11-04 05:41:51 AM
Is there some kind of Fark filter that replaces words with 'hottie' or 'smokin' hot' kinda like the 'boobies' and 'weeners' thing? Not much else makes sense. I mean though woman looks great for being 63 and all, but come ON, Subby, "hottie"?
 
2012-11-04 05:51:38 AM
The poor woman was abused by her sack of shiat late husband, and the article tries to depict her as a happy go lucky free spirit. If your significant other, unbeknown to you, drags you to sex parties and then leaves you to wait in the halls while he goes on farking whoever crosses your path, then you are not a free spirit.
 
2012-11-04 06:00:21 AM

maggoo: The poor woman was abused by her sack of shiat late husband, and the article tries to depict her as a happy go lucky free spirit. If your significant other, unbeknown to you, drags you to sex parties and then leaves you to wait in the halls while he goes on farking whoever crosses your path, then you are not a free spirit.


Pretty much this. It always cracks me up to listen to someone in an open marriage or that is a swinger drone on and on how great it. We get it, your not getting off to your spouse anymore for whatever reason. No amount of a farking a room of people is going to change that.
 
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