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2012-11-03 11:55:23 PM
I'm in, but I call dibs on the sonic screwdriver.
 
2012-11-04 12:07:29 AM
Is my safety guaranteed?
 
2012-11-04 12:07:55 AM
Boobies

/only done this once before
 
2012-11-04 12:08:14 AM
Yes please .... I would like to go back about 45 years and have a do-over.
 
2012-11-04 12:08:42 AM

TheManofPA: Boobies

/only done this once before


Damn, looks like I need a squareness gun
 
2012-11-04 12:09:30 AM
Will you be providing weapons?
 
2012-11-04 12:09:36 AM

TorqueToad: Is my safety guaranteed?


No. Must bring your own weapons.
 
2012-11-04 12:09:56 AM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-04 12:10:24 AM

StingerJ: TorqueToad: Is my safety guaranteed?

No. Must bring your own weapons.


Damn. Well have you done this before?
 
2012-11-04 12:10:31 AM
Meh, all I know is the clocks I didn't set forward last spring are going to be correct now.
 
2012-11-04 12:10:34 AM
can u take me back to before everything went to shiat?
 
2012-11-04 12:11:36 AM
Just let me load up on riboflavin.
 
2012-11-04 12:12:10 AM
Awwwwww.....fark
 
2012-11-04 12:12:12 AM

Huntceet: Meh, all I know is the clocks I didn't set forward last spring are going to be correct now.


Will it continue to be right twice a day?
 
2012-11-04 12:14:21 AM
Pfftt. I already travel through time at the rate of one second per second.
 
2012-11-04 12:14:30 AM
Will Aubrey Plaza be involved?
 
2012-11-04 12:14:55 AM
I have my own weapons and beer.
 
2012-11-04 12:15:16 AM

TorqueToad: StingerJ: TorqueToad: Is my safety guaranteed?

No. Must bring your own weapons.

Damn. Well have you done this before?


Is this a joke?
 
2012-11-04 12:15:56 AM
I'm on Pacific time -- call me with the results.

Though I guess I could go back in time 3 hours later and fark them up for you.
 
2012-11-04 12:16:12 AM

exploding pork: Will Aubrey Plaza be involved?


www.hollywoodreporter.com

Yes
 
2012-11-04 12:16:24 AM
Can I bring her?:

i2.cdnds.net
 
2012-11-04 12:16:56 AM
everyone remember to bring extra plutonium.

/it is available on every corner drug store.
//one pellet, one trip?! You're out of your mind!
 
2012-11-04 12:17:05 AM

cfffffgagffacfacfacfacfacccccfcaaffff: Pfftt. I already travel through time at the rate of one second per second.


You own a Con-Time Machine?
Link

/most likely obscure
 
2012-11-04 12:17:27 AM
This is now an Aubrey thread

i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-11-04 12:17:56 AM
Will there be penis fencing involved?
 
2012-11-04 12:18:19 AM
If they held the lottery at 1:30 am, everyone would be a millionaire.
 
2012-11-04 12:18:24 AM
I'm doomed to do so anyways. I work graveyards and geuss where I'm at!

I don't want to work through 1 am twice...
 
2012-11-04 12:18:38 AM
24.media.tumblr.com

Munch
 
2012-11-04 12:19:58 AM
Oh, and Ted! Don't forget to wind your watch!

/back to Aubrey...
 
2012-11-04 12:21:06 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
 
2012-11-04 12:24:56 AM
Nah. I'd just fritter and waste the hour in some offhand way.
 
2012-11-04 12:25:10 AM
You can't go back in time, only forward.
 
2012-11-04 12:29:58 AM

Strongbeerrules: Nah. I'd just fritter and waste the hour in some offhand way.


My 'lunch hour' is at 1... Do I get to eat twice?
 
2012-11-04 12:36:59 AM
Oh, well played subby. It was out there for all of us, but you had the perception and artistry to get it into a Fark post. Well done sir. I said, well done!
 
2012-11-04 12:37:02 AM
When do I get paid for this?
 
2012-11-04 12:38:21 AM
Someday we should just F' the world and move our clocks 30mins and quit don't this fall back, spring forward krap.

/elect me for prez &'ll make this happen
// I'll also get rid of the penny, because that what I want for contributions
/// Fark law says there need to be 3 slashies.
//// I'll get rid for that too! Slashie ^ 4
 
2012-11-04 12:40:30 AM

PaulieattheTap: Someday we should just F' the world and move our clocks 30mins and quit don't this fall back, spring forward krap.

/elect me for prez &'ll make this happen
// I'll also get rid of the penny, because that what I want for contributions
/// Fark law says there need to be 3 slashies.
//// I'll get rid for that too! Slashie ^ 4


3 slashies?! I've been doing it wrong for years!!
 
2012-11-04 12:41:53 AM

SilentStrider: I'm in, but I call dibs on the sonic screwdriver.


Yeah, you do that.

i2.cdnds.net

/dibs
 
2012-11-04 12:41:55 AM
cdn.static.ovimg.com

Oblig.
 
2012-11-04 12:42:44 AM

Dezilith: 3 slashies?! I've been doing it wrong for years!!


If you have more that one, you have to have 3. Or so I've been told.
 
2012-11-04 12:43:03 AM

Mixolydian Master: When do I get paid for this?


when we get back
 
2012-11-04 12:43:10 AM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-04 12:46:27 AM

PaulieattheTap: Dezilith: 3 slashies?! I've been doing it wrong for years!!

If you have more that one, you have to have 3. Or so I've been told.


Man. So much for winging the learning curve. Mental note have been made.
 
2012-11-04 12:50:37 AM
If you think about it, it's time travel.

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-04 12:50:45 AM

Dezilith: PaulieattheTap: Dezilith: 3 slashies?! I've been doing it wrong for years!!

If you have more that one, you have to have 3. Or so I've been told.

Man. So much for winging the learning curve. Mental note have been made.


Took me a while too.
 
2012-11-04 12:50:45 AM
Watching Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes and Reed Richards discusses how the Doombots have formed a Daisy Chain to increase the blast radius. The next scene, Hawkeye goes "Wait, a what chain"?

HOW DID THAT GET THROUGH THE SENSORS, it's a regular disney show
 
2012-11-04 12:51:51 AM
Sorry, the "science" of Daylight Savings Time?
That's like the "science of "50% off, 2 for a dollar"
 
2012-11-04 12:54:14 AM

Dezilith: Strongbeerrules: Nah. I'd just fritter and waste the hour in some offhand way.

My 'lunch hour' is at 1... Do I get to eat twice?


Yes, but you will have to give up meat,

Rarely sleep

Keep people as pets

Train dogs

Race rats

Fill the attic with cash

Bury treasure

Store up leisure

But never relax at all

With your back to the wall.
 
2012-11-04 12:59:01 AM
I plan on watching Pete and Pete tonight. Its kinda like my version of A Christmas Story, but for day light savings.
 
2012-11-04 12:59:26 AM
Time to Tina Turner the clocks back!

cdn.pastemagazine.com
 
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