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(Washington Post)   Man gets six month prison term for insulting the fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 67
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2012-11-03 10:39:26 PM  
There's a little black spot on the sun today.
 
2012-11-03 10:51:12 PM  
In before the "He knew the law" folks!
 
2012-11-04 12:17:21 AM  
Man gets six month prison term for insulting the fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain

The King of Bahrain? How is that dickcheese-eating sh*tweasel, anyway? I haven't heard anything about him since his gender reassignment surgery. Is he reacting okay to the estrogen?
 
2012-11-04 03:45:46 AM  
Is this the thread where we all become Persona Non Grata in Bahrain?

Dear King of Bahrain:

You smell like the smegma of a New York City Tranny Prostitute during the summer months, and you have the intelligence of an overzealous republican staffer.

Please go DIAF.

Sincerely, BronyMedic
 
2012-11-04 05:48:32 AM  
i212.photobucket.com

May your only daughter take up with a yak of another faith.
 
2012-11-04 06:15:09 AM  
That dirty futher mucker...


/why I oughta...
 
2012-11-04 06:20:29 AM  

BronyMedic: Is this the thread where we all become Persona Non Grata in Bahrain?

Dear King of Bahrain:

You smell like the smegma of a New York City Tranny Prostitute during the summer months, and you have the intelligence of an overzealous republican staffer.

Please go DIAF.

Sincerely, BronyMedic


An un-circumcised tranny prostitute? Surely you jest. A gentleman around these parts would pay no more than 20 dollars for a prostitute of such low quality
 
2012-11-04 06:24:09 AM  
6 months is a walk in the park. If I was King and someone insulted me, they'd get 10-20 years.
 
2012-11-04 06:28:08 AM  
Hey! He's not fat, husky at best.
 
2012-11-04 06:29:44 AM  

nytmare: 6 months is a walk in the park. If I was King and someone insulted me, they'd get 10-20 years.


I would just challenge everyone who insulted me to a sabre duel. Anyone who refused would get the legal status of COWARD which would hurt them financially and limit their eligibility for many jobs and drivers' licenses.
 
2012-11-04 06:32:23 AM  

doglover: nytmare: 6 months is a walk in the park. If I was King and someone insulted me, they'd get 10-20 years.

I would just challenge everyone who insulted me to a sabre duel. Anyone who refused would get the legal status of COWARD which would hurt them financially and limit their eligibility for many jobs and drivers' licenses.


How many drivers' licenses would it limit them too?
 
2012-11-04 06:38:55 AM  
Obvious: not asinine in any Islamic republic.
 
2012-11-04 06:39:54 AM  
Come on, subby, calling the King of Bahrain impotent is a little much, don't you think?
 
2012-11-04 06:40:09 AM  

BronyMedic: Is this the thread where we all become Persona Non Grata in Bahrain?

Dear King of Bahrain:

You smell like the smegma of a New York City Tranny Prostitute during the summer months, and you have the intelligence of an overzealous republican staffer.

Please go DIAF.

Sincerely, BronyMedic


Also, Kingy, that tattoo of Pinkie Pie you got on your hindquarters is just hideous. 

\*runs*
 
2012-11-04 06:48:20 AM  

schoolbread: doglover: nytmare: 6 months is a walk in the park. If I was King and someone insulted me, they'd get 10-20 years.

I would just challenge everyone who insulted me to a sabre duel. Anyone who refused would get the legal status of COWARD which would hurt them financially and limit their eligibility for many jobs and drivers' licenses.

How many drivers' licenses would it limit them too?


Oh no, they'd only be able to get the pretty pink MOPEDS ONLY license. And the moped would have to be yellow, like their belly. And it would be illegal to hire a yellow bellied moped rider for any job by lawn maintenance or janitorial work.
 
2012-11-04 06:51:41 AM  
As King of Bahrain, you are all getting a kick out of this thread...
 
2012-11-04 06:56:39 AM  

doglover: schoolbread: doglover: nytmare: 6 months is a walk in the park. If I was King and someone insulted me, they'd get 10-20 years.

I would just challenge everyone who insulted me to a sabre duel. Anyone who refused would get the legal status of COWARD which would hurt them financially and limit their eligibility for many jobs and drivers' licenses.

How many drivers' licenses would it limit them too?

Oh no, they'd only be able to get the pretty pink MOPEDS ONLY license. And the moped would have to be yellow, like their belly. And it would be illegal to hire a yellow bellied moped rider for any job by lawn maintenance or janitorial work.


I like your thinking. Kills two birds with one stone, that plan, it does. :)
 
2012-11-04 06:58:28 AM  

doglover: .


you are so sponsored
 
2012-11-04 06:59:09 AM  
The king of Bahrain? Oh yeah, he's that guy with the "Mo' Head Mohammed" blow up doll. I heard he had to have a penis inflator surgically installed before he could use it, though.
 
2012-11-04 07:02:32 AM  

Fark Me To Tears: The King of Bahrain? How is that dickcheese-eating sh*tweasel, anyway? I haven't heard anything about him since his gender reassignment surgery. Is he reacting okay to the estrogen?


Doctors say it caused a few Bahrainal polyps.
 
2012-11-04 07:11:43 AM  

filter: Obvious: not asinine in any Islamic republic.


... or kingdom.
 
2012-11-04 07:18:28 AM  
Oh, and the duels would be only with fencing equipment because there'd be so awful lot of them.

I suppose if they won a bout, they'd get a letter of apology and a canned ham.
 
2012-11-04 07:23:18 AM  
Perhaps this insulter should be forced to listen to Manamana over and over 24/7 for about
a week..

Maybe that sweaty pair of camel nads King should be more creative...
 
2012-11-04 07:24:13 AM  

somemoron: BronyMedic: Is this the thread where we all become Persona Non Grata in Bahrain?

Dear King of Bahrain:

You smell like the smegma of a New York City Tranny Prostitute during the summer months, and you have the intelligence of an overzealous republican staffer.

Please go DIAF.

Sincerely, BronyMedic

Also, Kingy, that tattoo of Pinkie Pie you got on your hindquarters is just hideous. 

\*runs*


But you can't be a real pony without your tramp stamp cutie mark... (^_~)
 
2012-11-04 07:26:19 AM  

skantea: That dirty futher mucker...




Yes I automatically read that the way it should be spelled.
 
2012-11-04 07:26:45 AM  

whizbang: doglover: .

you are so sponsored


Thanks. You get a beariot.
 
2012-11-04 07:27:47 AM  
A 6 month prison sentence is actually fairly tame compared to what some other countries in the region would do.
 
2012-11-04 07:49:31 AM  

SnarfVader: [i212.photobucket.com image 300x221]

May your only daughter take up with a yak of another faith.


May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the King's crotch.
 
2012-11-04 07:59:45 AM  
Want to find out who really rules over you? Find out who you can't criticize.
www.prosebeforehos.com
/if you do nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about
 
2012-11-04 08:07:48 AM  
Oh right this is one who we allow to shoot protestors because we like that he hosts our military base. That makes him swell.
 
2012-11-04 08:10:36 AM  

doglover: nytmare: 6 months is a walk in the park. If I was King and someone insulted me, they'd get 10-20 years.

I would just challenge everyone who insulted me to a sabre duel. Anyone who refused would get the legal status of COWARD which would hurt them financially and limit their eligibility for many jobs and drivers' licenses.


If I was king, and I was insulted, I would stamp their meal card 'no dessert'. No delicious chow hall cookies and pies for you, asshole.
 
2012-11-04 08:14:46 AM  
This reminds me of the story from several days ago about the Marine who assaulted another ex-military guy for dressing up as a wounded veteran for Halloween. Half of the people in the thread were calling him a hero.

/Because it's totally different when we do it
 
2012-11-04 08:14:53 AM  

doglover: Oh, and the duels would be only with fencing equipment because there'd be so awful lot of them.

.


You mean posthole diggers, wire cutters, mallets, and little metal twisty ties?
That sounds farking awesome. Can I use a backhoe? Or at least an auger?
 
2012-11-04 08:19:44 AM  

phrawgh: Want to find out who really rules over you? Find out who you can't criticize.
[www.prosebeforehos.com image 600x420]
/if you do nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about


looks like another historical quote shot to shiat, no? folks in america get to biatch, moan and insult
quite freely while being taxed and lawed right to death.

/and this one is quite wrong too, just ask Project Innocence
 
2012-11-04 08:32:02 AM  

KrispyKritter: phrawgh: Want to find out who really rules over you? Find out who you can't criticize.
[www.prosebeforehos.com image 600x420]
/if you do nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about

looks like another historical quote shot to shiat, no? folks in america get to biatch, moan and insult
quite freely while being taxed and lawed right to death.

/and this one is quite wrong too, just ask Project Innocence


Privately, yes. But if they do so in a public protest, they risk getting arrested in what's increasingly become a police state.
 
2012-11-04 08:32:28 AM  

phrawgh: Want to find out who really rules over you? Find out who you can't criticize.
[www.prosebeforehos.com image 600x420]
/if you do nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about


Gee that Drew bloke seems to let a lot of unfounded criticism be published on his website
 
2012-11-04 08:41:37 AM  
How could one insult the fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain? The fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain is a wonderful person, kind to all goats and many. many children. The fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain is a fat, goat loving pedophile king among fat, goat loving pedophile kings. His goat loving and pedophilia know no bounds. Why, any fat, goat loving pedophile king would want to be the fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain.

/fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain
//fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain

There was a fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain
Who treated his clan with disdain.
He farks children and goats
and then quickly garrotes
hoi paloi who join in the refrain.
 
2012-11-04 08:46:26 AM  
I heard his mother was a whore, too.
 
2012-11-04 08:47:57 AM  
And his father smelt of elderberries.
 
2012-11-04 09:14:19 AM  

MythDragon: doglover: Oh, and the duels would be only with fencing equipment because there'd be so awful lot of them.

.

You mean posthole diggers, wire cutters, mallets, and little metal twisty ties?
That sounds farking awesome. Can I use a backhoe? Or at least an auger?


www.homedepot.com
GIS for "fencing"
 
2012-11-04 09:19:28 AM  
www.bahrainrights.org

How DARE you insult us!
 
2012-11-04 09:22:36 AM  

phrawgh: Want to find out who really rules over you? Find out who you can't criticize.
[www.prosebeforehos.com image 600x420]


Retards?

yes that was a joke
 
2012-11-04 09:25:07 AM  
What about that monkey fondling, urinal licking, knothole farking Rama IX of Thailand?
 
2012-11-04 09:32:57 AM  
fat, goat loving pedophile

Hey, he's a big kidder.
 
2012-11-04 09:35:31 AM  
I heard the King of Bahrain was a cawk sucking goat pumper of little boys.
 
2012-11-04 09:44:58 AM  
'Man gets six month prison term for insulting the fat, goat loving necrophilac, homosexual, pedophile King of Bahrain'

FTFY, subby.
 
2012-11-04 09:46:51 AM  
Dear King Nothing,

You are a dirt-eating piece of slime, a scum-sucking pig, a son of a motherless goat, to paraphrase a great film that you will never see because you are just so farking idiotic! Also, I slept with your wife or significant other.

Cheers, in the alcoholic sense,

thisisyourbrainonFark
 
2012-11-04 09:50:42 AM  
Speaking of morons in charge:

* Italy recently sentenced seismologists to six years in prison for failing to predict an earthquake. Luckily they were publicly shamed into dropping the charges.
* The United States government is going even deeper into debt, yet people still keep electing the same morons. People have yet to be shamed into fixing it.
 
2012-11-04 09:54:39 AM  

Quaker: This reminds me of the story from several days ago about the Marine who assaulted another ex-military guy for dressing up as a wounded veteran for Halloween. Half of the people in the thread were calling him a hero.

/Because it's totally different when we do it


Hmmmm, in what way, exactly, does it remind you of that? Because, as far as I can see, there's absolutely nothing in common between that story and this one...
 
2012-11-04 09:57:01 AM  
Awww, subby can't fool me... I know for a fact that Michael Jackson has been dead for over 3 years.
 
2012-11-04 09:57:28 AM  

WelldeadLink: fat, goat loving pedophile

Hey, he's a big kidder.


I was going to add my $0.02, but you just won the thread.

//I'll just show myself out.
 
2012-11-04 10:00:16 AM  
fat...goat loving...pedophile
 
2012-11-04 10:15:53 AM  

bmihura: Speaking of morons in charge:

* Italy recently sentenced seismologists to six years in prison for failing to predict an earthquake. Luckily they were publicly shamed into dropping the charges.
* The United States government is going even deeper into debt, yet people still keep electing the same morons. People have yet to be shamed into fixing it.


Meh, we're gonna be cutting our spending by another 20% and our deficit has fallen every year since 2009. And the world keeps loaning money to the US at a rate low enough that the US actually makes money on it, after inflation. It's like maxing out your student loans to play the stock market.

/knows several people who did this, and made out like bandits
//government should borrow as much money as idiots are willing to hand them, while T-bill rates are so dang low
 
2012-11-04 10:46:21 AM  
Subby: I lolled.
 
2012-11-04 10:51:37 AM  
www3.images.coolspotters.com

Not surprised.
 
2012-11-04 11:49:26 AM  
s12.postimage.org
 
2012-11-04 11:55:19 AM  
Is the King of Bahrain the guy whose daughters suck off donkeys in exchange for meth? If so, I think my cat got a rim job from him once.
 
2012-11-04 12:28:39 PM  
 
2012-11-04 12:36:24 PM  
Major kudos to phrawg

and ...

I'd be careful about the slandering of that goat loving pedophile 1%'r king of a patch of dead sand and all the abused servant girls in it ... if I were you ... the current administration supports Blasphemy Laws administered by the United Nations and that means you, Subby.

Oh?

The Obama Administration helped the Organization of Islamic Cooperation (OIC) push through their resolution condemning the stereotyping, negative profiling and stigmatization of people based on religion. Team Obama led the way for the resolution to pass through the General Assembly back in December 2011. CNS News reported:

The U.N. General Assembly on Monday adopted a resolution condemning the stereotyping, negative profiling and stigmatization of people based on their religion, and urging countries to take effective steps "to address and combat such incidents."

No member state called for a recorded vote on the text, which was as a result adopted "by consensus."

The resolution, an initiative of the Organization of Islamic Cooperation (OIC), is based on one passed by the U.N.'s Human Rights Council in Geneva last spring. The State Department last week hosted a meeting to discuss ways of "implementing" it.

Every year since 1999 the OIC has steered through the U.N.'s human rights apparatus a resolution condemning the "defamation of religion," which for the bloc of 56 Muslim states covered incidents ranging from satirizing Mohammed in a newspaper cartoon to criticism of shari'a and post-9/11 security check profiling.

Critics regard the measure as an attempt to outlaw valid and critical scrutiny of Islamic teachings, as some OIC states do through controversial blasphemy laws at home.

Strongly opposed by mostly Western democracies, the divisive "defamation" resolution received a dwindling number of votes each year, with the margin of success falling from 57 votes in 2007 to 19 in 2009 and just 12 last year.

This year's text was a departure, in that it dropped the "defamation" language and included a paragraph that reaffirms "the positive role that the exercise of the right to freedom of opinion and expression and the full respect for the freedom to seek, receive and impart information can play in strengthening democracy and combating religious intolerance."

The nod to freedom of expression won the resolution the support of the U.S. and other democracies, with the Obama administration and others hailing it as a breakthrough after years of acrimonious debate.

US Muslim groups welcomed the U.N. resolution condemning religious intolerance.
The American Muslim Perspective reported:

Leading American Muslim civil advocacy groups have welcomed passage of a United Nations resolution that condemns the stereotyping, negative profiling and stigmatization of people based on their religion, and urging countries to take effective steps "to address and combat such incidents."

The resolution also expressed concern about growing incitement to religious hatred worldwide.

The resolution - sponsored by the 57-nation Organization of Islamic Cooperation (OIC) and adopted with participation of the United States and the European Union - was adopted by consensus of the 193 members of the United Nations.

The resolution declares that "discrimination on the grounds of religion or belief constitutes a violation of human rights." It also expressed concern about the incitement to religious hatred and the failure of some states "to combat this burgeoning trend."

The resolution calls on states "to take effective measures to ensure that public functionaries in the conduct of their public duties do not discriminate against an individual on the basis of religion or belief."

Governments also are expected to make "a strong effort to counter religious profiling, which is understood to be the invidious use of religion as a criterion in conducting questionings, searches and other law enforcement investigative procedures."

I did as you commanded my King ...

latimesblogs.latimes.com
 
2012-11-04 01:08:27 PM  
People get their feeling hurt too easily.
 
2012-11-04 01:25:19 PM  
Hey! King of Bahrain:

i486.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-04 02:34:55 PM  
I've enjoyed this thread. And God bless America.

/wipes away tear.
 
2012-11-04 03:00:17 PM  
"goat loving, pedophile" or "pedophile goat lover"?????

Either way, he loves kids!
 
2012-11-04 04:59:51 PM  
Ask anyone who knew me, the Emir of Bahrain sued me....
 
2012-11-04 05:47:26 PM  
i486.photobucket.com
You son of a mother-less goat.
 
2012-11-04 07:03:36 PM  

phrawgh: Want to find out who really rules over you? Find out who you can't criticize.
[www.prosebeforehos.com image 600x420]
/if you do nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about


Well the first thing you have done wrong and should be punished for is quote misattribution.

As per wikiquote: Link

Also stated as "If you want to know where the power lies" and "who is really in charge".
Few versions of the quote appear online before 2012. Appears to be a gloss of a statement by Kevin Strom, an American Neo-Nazi activist. Self-attributed here in a passage doubting the veracity of the Holocaust: By the way, may I remind you that in some nations of the West, it is actually illegal to doubt Jewish lies like these and one can be fined and imprisoned for doing so. That brings to mind the maxim that I stated several years ago: If you want to know the identity of the real rulers of your society, merely ask yourself this question: Who is it that I am not permitted to criticize? - National Vanguard, "Jewish Truth (and Jewish Jokes)", 1/6/2011
 
2012-11-04 10:18:46 PM  
Why would anyone insult such a vital US ally who believes in freedom and democracy?
 
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