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2012-11-03 10:39:26 PM
There's a little black spot on the sun today.
 
2012-11-03 10:51:12 PM
In before the "He knew the law" folks!
 
2012-11-04 12:17:21 AM
Man gets six month prison term for insulting the fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain

The King of Bahrain? How is that dickcheese-eating sh*tweasel, anyway? I haven't heard anything about him since his gender reassignment surgery. Is he reacting okay to the estrogen?
 
2012-11-04 03:45:46 AM
Is this the thread where we all become Persona Non Grata in Bahrain?

Dear King of Bahrain:

You smell like the smegma of a New York City Tranny Prostitute during the summer months, and you have the intelligence of an overzealous republican staffer.

Please go DIAF.

Sincerely, BronyMedic
 
2012-11-04 05:48:32 AM
i212.photobucket.com

May your only daughter take up with a yak of another faith.
 
2012-11-04 06:15:09 AM
That dirty futher mucker...


/why I oughta...
 
2012-11-04 06:20:29 AM

BronyMedic: Is this the thread where we all become Persona Non Grata in Bahrain?

Dear King of Bahrain:

You smell like the smegma of a New York City Tranny Prostitute during the summer months, and you have the intelligence of an overzealous republican staffer.

Please go DIAF.

Sincerely, BronyMedic


An un-circumcised tranny prostitute? Surely you jest. A gentleman around these parts would pay no more than 20 dollars for a prostitute of such low quality
 
2012-11-04 06:24:09 AM
6 months is a walk in the park. If I was King and someone insulted me, they'd get 10-20 years.
 
2012-11-04 06:28:08 AM
Hey! He's not fat, husky at best.
 
2012-11-04 06:29:44 AM

nytmare: 6 months is a walk in the park. If I was King and someone insulted me, they'd get 10-20 years.


I would just challenge everyone who insulted me to a sabre duel. Anyone who refused would get the legal status of COWARD which would hurt them financially and limit their eligibility for many jobs and drivers' licenses.
 
2012-11-04 06:32:23 AM

doglover: nytmare: 6 months is a walk in the park. If I was King and someone insulted me, they'd get 10-20 years.

I would just challenge everyone who insulted me to a sabre duel. Anyone who refused would get the legal status of COWARD which would hurt them financially and limit their eligibility for many jobs and drivers' licenses.


How many drivers' licenses would it limit them too?
 
2012-11-04 06:38:55 AM
Obvious: not asinine in any Islamic republic.
 
2012-11-04 06:39:54 AM
Come on, subby, calling the King of Bahrain impotent is a little much, don't you think?
 
2012-11-04 06:40:09 AM

BronyMedic: Is this the thread where we all become Persona Non Grata in Bahrain?

Dear King of Bahrain:

You smell like the smegma of a New York City Tranny Prostitute during the summer months, and you have the intelligence of an overzealous republican staffer.

Please go DIAF.

Sincerely, BronyMedic


Also, Kingy, that tattoo of Pinkie Pie you got on your hindquarters is just hideous. 

\*runs*
 
2012-11-04 06:48:20 AM

schoolbread: doglover: nytmare: 6 months is a walk in the park. If I was King and someone insulted me, they'd get 10-20 years.

I would just challenge everyone who insulted me to a sabre duel. Anyone who refused would get the legal status of COWARD which would hurt them financially and limit their eligibility for many jobs and drivers' licenses.

How many drivers' licenses would it limit them too?


Oh no, they'd only be able to get the pretty pink MOPEDS ONLY license. And the moped would have to be yellow, like their belly. And it would be illegal to hire a yellow bellied moped rider for any job by lawn maintenance or janitorial work.
 
2012-11-04 06:51:41 AM
As King of Bahrain, you are all getting a kick out of this thread...
 
2012-11-04 06:56:39 AM

doglover: schoolbread: doglover: nytmare: 6 months is a walk in the park. If I was King and someone insulted me, they'd get 10-20 years.

I would just challenge everyone who insulted me to a sabre duel. Anyone who refused would get the legal status of COWARD which would hurt them financially and limit their eligibility for many jobs and drivers' licenses.

How many drivers' licenses would it limit them too?

Oh no, they'd only be able to get the pretty pink MOPEDS ONLY license. And the moped would have to be yellow, like their belly. And it would be illegal to hire a yellow bellied moped rider for any job by lawn maintenance or janitorial work.


I like your thinking. Kills two birds with one stone, that plan, it does. :)
 
2012-11-04 06:58:28 AM

doglover: .


you are so sponsored
 
2012-11-04 06:59:09 AM
The king of Bahrain? Oh yeah, he's that guy with the "Mo' Head Mohammed" blow up doll. I heard he had to have a penis inflator surgically installed before he could use it, though.
 
2012-11-04 07:02:32 AM

Fark Me To Tears: The King of Bahrain? How is that dickcheese-eating sh*tweasel, anyway? I haven't heard anything about him since his gender reassignment surgery. Is he reacting okay to the estrogen?


Doctors say it caused a few Bahrainal polyps.
 
2012-11-04 07:11:43 AM

filter: Obvious: not asinine in any Islamic republic.


... or kingdom.
 
2012-11-04 07:18:28 AM
Oh, and the duels would be only with fencing equipment because there'd be so awful lot of them.

I suppose if they won a bout, they'd get a letter of apology and a canned ham.
 
2012-11-04 07:23:18 AM
Perhaps this insulter should be forced to listen to Manamana over and over 24/7 for about
a week..

Maybe that sweaty pair of camel nads King should be more creative...
 
2012-11-04 07:24:13 AM

somemoron: BronyMedic: Is this the thread where we all become Persona Non Grata in Bahrain?

Dear King of Bahrain:

You smell like the smegma of a New York City Tranny Prostitute during the summer months, and you have the intelligence of an overzealous republican staffer.

Please go DIAF.

Sincerely, BronyMedic

Also, Kingy, that tattoo of Pinkie Pie you got on your hindquarters is just hideous. 

\*runs*


But you can't be a real pony without your tramp stamp cutie mark... (^_~)
 
2012-11-04 07:26:19 AM

skantea: That dirty futher mucker...




Yes I automatically read that the way it should be spelled.
 
2012-11-04 07:26:45 AM

whizbang: doglover: .

you are so sponsored


Thanks. You get a beariot.
 
2012-11-04 07:27:47 AM
A 6 month prison sentence is actually fairly tame compared to what some other countries in the region would do.
 
2012-11-04 07:49:31 AM

SnarfVader: [i212.photobucket.com image 300x221]

May your only daughter take up with a yak of another faith.


May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the King's crotch.
 
2012-11-04 07:59:45 AM
Want to find out who really rules over you? Find out who you can't criticize.
www.prosebeforehos.com
/if you do nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about
 
2012-11-04 08:07:48 AM
Oh right this is one who we allow to shoot protestors because we like that he hosts our military base. That makes him swell.
 
2012-11-04 08:10:36 AM

doglover: nytmare: 6 months is a walk in the park. If I was King and someone insulted me, they'd get 10-20 years.

I would just challenge everyone who insulted me to a sabre duel. Anyone who refused would get the legal status of COWARD which would hurt them financially and limit their eligibility for many jobs and drivers' licenses.


If I was king, and I was insulted, I would stamp their meal card 'no dessert'. No delicious chow hall cookies and pies for you, asshole.
 
2012-11-04 08:14:46 AM
This reminds me of the story from several days ago about the Marine who assaulted another ex-military guy for dressing up as a wounded veteran for Halloween. Half of the people in the thread were calling him a hero.

/Because it's totally different when we do it
 
2012-11-04 08:14:53 AM

doglover: Oh, and the duels would be only with fencing equipment because there'd be so awful lot of them.

.


You mean posthole diggers, wire cutters, mallets, and little metal twisty ties?
That sounds farking awesome. Can I use a backhoe? Or at least an auger?
 
2012-11-04 08:19:44 AM

phrawgh: Want to find out who really rules over you? Find out who you can't criticize.
[www.prosebeforehos.com image 600x420]
/if you do nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about


looks like another historical quote shot to shiat, no? folks in america get to biatch, moan and insult
quite freely while being taxed and lawed right to death.

/and this one is quite wrong too, just ask Project Innocence
 
2012-11-04 08:32:02 AM

KrispyKritter: phrawgh: Want to find out who really rules over you? Find out who you can't criticize.
[www.prosebeforehos.com image 600x420]
/if you do nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about

looks like another historical quote shot to shiat, no? folks in america get to biatch, moan and insult
quite freely while being taxed and lawed right to death.

/and this one is quite wrong too, just ask Project Innocence


Privately, yes. But if they do so in a public protest, they risk getting arrested in what's increasingly become a police state.
 
2012-11-04 08:32:28 AM

phrawgh: Want to find out who really rules over you? Find out who you can't criticize.
[www.prosebeforehos.com image 600x420]
/if you do nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about


Gee that Drew bloke seems to let a lot of unfounded criticism be published on his website
 
2012-11-04 08:41:37 AM
How could one insult the fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain? The fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain is a wonderful person, kind to all goats and many. many children. The fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain is a fat, goat loving pedophile king among fat, goat loving pedophile kings. His goat loving and pedophilia know no bounds. Why, any fat, goat loving pedophile king would want to be the fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain.

/fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain
//fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain

There was a fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain
Who treated his clan with disdain.
He farks children and goats
and then quickly garrotes
hoi paloi who join in the refrain.
 
2012-11-04 08:46:26 AM
I heard his mother was a whore, too.
 
2012-11-04 08:47:57 AM
And his father smelt of elderberries.
 
2012-11-04 09:14:19 AM

MythDragon: doglover: Oh, and the duels would be only with fencing equipment because there'd be so awful lot of them.

.

You mean posthole diggers, wire cutters, mallets, and little metal twisty ties?
That sounds farking awesome. Can I use a backhoe? Or at least an auger?


www.homedepot.com
GIS for "fencing"
 
2012-11-04 09:19:28 AM
www.bahrainrights.org

How DARE you insult us!
 
2012-11-04 09:22:36 AM

phrawgh: Want to find out who really rules over you? Find out who you can't criticize.
[www.prosebeforehos.com image 600x420]


Retards?

yes that was a joke
 
2012-11-04 09:25:07 AM
What about that monkey fondling, urinal licking, knothole farking Rama IX of Thailand?
 
2012-11-04 09:32:57 AM
fat, goat loving pedophile

Hey, he's a big kidder.
 
2012-11-04 09:35:31 AM
I heard the King of Bahrain was a cawk sucking goat pumper of little boys.
 
2012-11-04 09:44:58 AM
'Man gets six month prison term for insulting the fat, goat loving necrophilac, homosexual, pedophile King of Bahrain'

FTFY, subby.
 
2012-11-04 09:46:51 AM
Dear King Nothing,

You are a dirt-eating piece of slime, a scum-sucking pig, a son of a motherless goat, to paraphrase a great film that you will never see because you are just so farking idiotic! Also, I slept with your wife or significant other.

Cheers, in the alcoholic sense,

thisisyourbrainonFark
 
2012-11-04 09:50:42 AM
Speaking of morons in charge:

* Italy recently sentenced seismologists to six years in prison for failing to predict an earthquake. Luckily they were publicly shamed into dropping the charges.
* The United States government is going even deeper into debt, yet people still keep electing the same morons. People have yet to be shamed into fixing it.
 
2012-11-04 09:54:39 AM

Quaker: This reminds me of the story from several days ago about the Marine who assaulted another ex-military guy for dressing up as a wounded veteran for Halloween. Half of the people in the thread were calling him a hero.

/Because it's totally different when we do it


Hmmmm, in what way, exactly, does it remind you of that? Because, as far as I can see, there's absolutely nothing in common between that story and this one...
 
2012-11-04 09:57:01 AM
Awww, subby can't fool me... I know for a fact that Michael Jackson has been dead for over 3 years.
 
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