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(Wikipedia)   Governor Jerry Brown will be at Subby's school on Monday. What should I try to get him to autograph?   (en.wikipedia.org) divider line 26
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2012-11-03 10:30:46 PM
4 votes:
The co-signer line on your student loan papers
2012-11-03 10:16:25 PM
3 votes:
A resignation letter
2012-11-03 10:08:57 PM
3 votes:
Tits, duh.
2012-11-03 10:03:57 PM
3 votes:
A handgun?
2012-11-04 08:27:22 AM
2 votes:
A proclamation that California is now a sanctuary state. Might as well make it official.
2012-11-04 06:33:03 AM
2 votes:
A picture of Norton
www.sparkletack.com
2012-11-03 10:25:14 PM
2 votes:
A bill that rescinds Prop 13 and Article 13 Section 3 of the California State Constitution.
2012-11-03 10:06:28 PM
2 votes:
Linda Ronstadt album
2012-11-03 10:05:44 PM
2 votes:
Linda Ronstadt
2012-11-03 10:04:34 PM
2 votes:
A moonbeam.
2012-11-05 12:18:59 AM
1 votes:
Yer baws.
2012-11-04 10:03:02 PM
1 votes:

hbk72777: A piece of paper that doesn't involve raising taxes.

It'll be one of a kind


Are you drunk? Brown never saw a tax increase he didn't like. I don't think it's physically possible for him to not raise taxes.
2012-11-04 10:00:03 PM
1 votes:
Have him autograph a government employee hiring freeze. We (the state) are broke! Stop spending so much!

/no, do not have him autograph a tax hike
//we're already near the top of the list for total taxes
2012-11-04 08:25:08 PM
1 votes:
A piece of paper that doesn't involve raising taxes.

It'll be one of a kind
2012-11-04 06:18:19 PM
1 votes:
A copy of his pension. Then explain to the kids they will paying for it.
2012-11-04 09:35:12 AM
1 votes:

Generation_D: jake_lex: yukichigai: NowhereMon:

My second choice would be a California Uber Alles single: 
[s.discogss.com image 149x150]

Came to suggest this.

I've never been able to figure out "California Uber Alles." Jerry Brown has never seemed like an authoritarian in any way to me, and Jello Biafra wrote that song as Ronald Reagan's Presidential campaign was getting up and running, and the right in general was on the rise. So he decides to take a poke at a very liberal Democrat. What am I missing here?

That the nanny police state on the left was the same as the nanny police state on the right.

Jello, a 20 year old recent arrival from Boulder CO, was noticing things like Harvey Milk's assassination, or various groups of aging california would-be liberals who were turning into yuppie conservatives who none the less still thought of themselves as liberals, yet who were quickly becoming douchey 80s yuppies.

Made perfect sense to me.

Jello hated all authority, but he hated authority that thought of itself as benevolent when in fact it wasn't the most.

The idea that Brown would be a figurehead for enforced hippie values at gunpoint was just a silly idea, except it kind of could be believable. Turns out, he was right about enforcing Californian values, but wrong about what end of the political spectrum would be promoted. And a year later after California Uber Alles ... We've Got a Bigger Problem Now.

// Drink up, happy hour is now enforced by law.


I can't even hear the name Jerry Brown without following it up with the line "my aura smiles and never frowns, soon I will be president!"
2012-11-04 06:03:38 AM
1 votes:
An old VHS copy of Total Recall.
2012-11-04 12:59:42 AM
1 votes:

mikemoto: A resignation letter


LOL! Game over!
2012-11-04 12:28:57 AM
1 votes:
I'd go for the california uber alles as previously discussed
2012-11-03 11:26:24 PM
1 votes:
a bag of weed and/or a bong
2012-11-03 11:17:46 PM
1 votes:
About 725 Death Warrants.
2012-11-03 10:38:22 PM
1 votes:
Jerry is a good man.
2012-11-03 10:26:52 PM
1 votes:
A unicorn. Maybe one that he flew in on.
2012-11-03 10:15:32 PM
1 votes:

NowhereMon: A handgun?


I want to take a moment to say that I in no way am advocating violence against Jerry Brown, just that it being a school, and a government official that presenting a weapon would result in awesome chaos.

My second choice would be a California Uber Alles single: 
s.discogss.com
2012-11-03 10:11:59 PM
1 votes:
Two words:

Sharpie.

Ass.

My work here is done.
2012-11-03 10:07:58 PM
1 votes:
a Clinton picture.
/voted for Jerry over Bill
 
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