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(Huffington Post)   The moment you've all been waiting for is finally arrived. The winner of the coveted Pee Wee Herman presidential endorsement is (....)   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 55
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2012-11-04 12:08:37 AM
President Obama has the 1.4 percent egg yolk solids needed to run this country.

It's impossible to refute the logic of this.
 
2012-11-04 12:09:51 AM
blog.chron.com
Paul Reubens is awesome
 
2012-11-04 12:43:04 AM
Frozen Custard is awesome.
 
2012-11-04 04:30:31 AM
I never was a Pee Wee fan when I was growing up, but that was pretty good.

And there's some good, and even famous frozen custard places in St. Louis.
 
2012-11-04 04:37:14 AM
Personally, I've never trusted anyone named Sandy...

t.qkme.me
 
2012-11-04 04:37:18 AM
How about Cowboy Curtis? Who is he endorsing?
 
2012-11-04 04:38:08 AM

Alphax: I never was a Pee Wee fan when I was growing up...


Neither was I...then I discovered marijuana
 
2012-11-04 04:46:29 AM
You can tell he was high of out of his mind when he wrote that article.

FTA "I would buy everyone in the world right now a frozen custard, just so they would realize how special the Jersey Shore is. And then they would donate whatever they could afford to the American Red Cross."

But he is right.
 
2012-11-04 04:51:26 AM
Wait, did he call Romney "diet Ice Milk"?
 
2012-11-04 04:55:06 AM

LordOfThePings: Wait, did he call Romney "diet Ice Milk"?


Yep, he did.
 
2012-11-04 04:56:23 AM
Did he just endorse Custard the Clown for President of the United States with the proviso that he by cryogenically stored?

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2012-11-04 04:58:36 AM

LordOfThePings: Wait, did he call Romney "diet Ice Milk"?


Not knowing the brand name of ice cream, it still brings to mind exactly what Mitt Romney is.
 
2012-11-04 05:23:56 AM

trippycrazy12: How about Cowboy Curtis? Who is he endorsing?




I heard is definitely no longer a Galactus supporter.
scifi-guy.com

He used to be President of Zion... 
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2012-11-04 05:40:22 AM
Sir Wankington von Masturbatesalot?
 
2012-11-04 05:45:38 AM
This will finally land the sought after talking furniture demo that Obama needed to win this....election.

BAHHHH!!!!!! I said the secret word, election....BAHHHH!!!!!!
 
2012-11-04 06:16:34 AM
FTA: "...this election is like the choice between store-bought ice cream (maybe even diet Ice Milk), and mouth-watering, homemade, unbelievably delicious frozen custard store-bought ice cream (maybe even diet Ice Milk) ."

FTFPeeWee

Flip a coin and save us the cost of an election, already. There's not a dime's worth of difference between Obama and Romney.
 
2012-11-04 06:17:27 AM

cretinbob: [blog.chron.com image 512x512]
Paul Reubens is awesome


You wouldn't say that if you were the one who had to clean up the theater seat.
 
2012-11-04 06:23:33 AM

DrPainMD: cretinbob:
Paul Reubens is awesome

You wouldn't say that if you were the one who had to clean up the theater seat.


I would, it would be a great story to tell me grandkids.
 
2012-11-04 06:28:29 AM
Deep in the Heart of Texas!
 
2012-11-04 06:30:19 AM
The Situation? I don't even...
 
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2012-11-04 06:40:19 AM
I don't think I would like him to whip me up a custard.
 
2012-11-04 06:49:47 AM

Valacirca: DrPainMD: cretinbob:
Paul Reubens is awesome

You wouldn't say that if you were the one who had to clean up the theater seat.

I would, it would be a great story to tell me grandkids.


Weeeeelllll, OK. I guess. As long as you didn't keep any.
 
2012-11-04 07:03:21 AM

DrPainMD: FTA: "...this election is like the choice between store-bought ice cream (maybe even diet Ice Milk), and mouth-watering, homemade, unbelievably delicious frozen custard store-bought ice cream (maybe even diet Ice Milk) ."

FTFPeeWee

Flip a coin and save us the cost of an election, already. There's not a dime's worth of difference between Obama and Romney.


Yeah right.....just like Bush/Gore.
 
2012-11-04 07:10:38 AM
Obama!

*DING DING DING DING*
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YYYAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHH! 
 
2012-11-04 07:15:37 AM

DrPainMD: cretinbob: [blog.chron.com image 512x512]
Paul Reubens is awesome

You wouldn't say that if you were the one who had to clean up the theater seat.


Oh, like everyone else who spanks it in a porno theatre is any less messy.

THEY HAVE MOPS FOR A REASON, PEOPLE!
 
2012-11-04 07:39:54 AM
I think we all know what kind of custard ol' Pee Wee is famous for.
 
2012-11-04 07:42:56 AM
When Pee Wee tells me to say something out loud, I say it.
 
2012-11-04 07:51:47 AM

DrPainMD: FTA: "...this election is like the choice between store-bought ice cream (maybe even diet Ice Milk), and mouth-watering, homemade, unbelievably delicious frozen custard store-bought ice cream (maybe even diet Ice Milk) ."

FTFPeeWee

Flip a coin and save us the cost of an election, already. There's not a dime's worth of difference between Obama and Romney.


You have to think beyond Romney and realize the Tea Party and extremely wealthy would be pulling those strings.
 
2012-11-04 08:11:01 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Personally, I've never trusted anyone named Sandy...

[t.qkme.me image 202x310]


I am allegedly related to her somehow. I guess that's nice - or something.

Joe Perry once stepped on my foot. So, I've got that going for me.
 
2012-11-04 08:34:53 AM

Shirley Ujest: Deep in the Heart of Texas!


Clap clapclap clap
 
2012-11-04 09:02:04 AM

DrPainMD: FTA: "...this election is like the choice between store-bought ice cream (maybe even diet Ice Milk), and mouth-watering, homemade, unbelievably delicious frozen custard store-bought ice cream (maybe even diet Ice Milk) ."

FTFPeeWee

Flip a coin and save us the cost of an election, already. There's not a dime's worth of difference between Obama and Romney.


Except their policy positions, their governing philosophy, their life experiences, who they are willing to work with, how much money anonymous billionaires have donated to them, and which supreme court justices they would appoint. Other than those trivial things, they are mirror images of eachother. At most that's only like 6 cents worth of differences.
 
2012-11-04 09:11:08 AM
He ties it in with recent events that make the whole thing relevant to me. I bought an ice cream maker last week and today I'll be winging it with a Dr. Pepper and peanuts experiment. After that, Orange Julius frozen custard.

In case anyone is on the cusp of an ice cream maker decision - I bought the attachment for the Kitchen Aid mixer and I am not impressed with it. It has the saltwater sealed in permanently so you have to freeze the bowl rock solid before you use it. And all the ingredients need to be chilled. What liquid there is warms up pretty fast so I can't imagine the thing would even work in the Summertime. I might still go out and buy a normal ice cream maker.
 
2012-11-04 09:15:16 AM
"This week President Obama was working hard alongside Governor Bruce Springsteen of New Jersey (boy, he sure has gained some weight) to help the people most in need."

I LOL'd
 
2012-11-04 09:43:26 AM
0.media.todaysbigthing.cvcdn.com
 
2012-11-04 09:44:47 AM

DrPainMD: FTA: "...this election is like the choice between store-bought ice cream (maybe even diet Ice Milk), and mouth-watering, homemade, unbelievably delicious frozen custard store-bought ice cream (maybe even diet Ice Milk) ."

FTFPeeWee

Flip a coin and save us the cost of an election, already. There's not a dime's worth of difference between Obama and Romney.


Intriguing ideas you've got there. Edgy. Dare I say out-of-the-box. But intriguing...
 
2012-11-04 09:58:40 AM
That was the most eloquent political opinion I've read recently. I have hope for America again.

/for me it's gelato or nothing
 
2012-11-04 10:38:40 AM
Pee-Wee has an opinion on going into private booths and pulling on a lever. What a surprise.
 
2012-11-04 10:57:25 AM

shotglasss: I think we all know what kind of custard ol' Pee Wee is famous for.


The kind your mom likes?
 
2012-11-04 10:58:59 AM

trippycrazy12: How about Cowboy Curtis? Who is he endorsing?


Bronco Bama, obviously.
 
2012-11-04 11:28:17 AM

DrPainMD: FTA: "...this election is like the choice between store-bought ice cream (maybe even diet Ice Milk), and mouth-watering, homemade, unbelievably delicious frozen custard store-bought ice cream (maybe even diet Ice Milk) ."

FTFPeeWee

Flip a coin and save us the cost of an election, already. There's not a dime's worth of difference between Obama and Romney.


Except regulations against banks betting on penny stocks, a shift toward green energy options, pell grant funding, birth control availability and what happens to gays in the military. Oh, and godhelpus if we all get a 20 percent tax cut. There won't be much jet-skiing at formerly public parks, for one thing.
 
2012-11-04 11:32:39 AM

DrPainMD: There's not a dime's worth of difference between Obama and Romney.


Saying "both sides are bad" is being obvious.

Saying "both sides are equally bad" is being oblivious.

I'll put you down in the latter category. K?

Good on Pee Wee Herman here for doing the right thing in a funny way.
 
2012-11-04 11:47:55 AM

TV's Vinnie: [0.media.todaysbigthing.cvcdn.com image 600x402]


a.w.e.s.o.m.e.
 
2012-11-04 11:54:18 AM

Fast Thick Pants: trippycrazy12: How about Cowboy Curtis? Who is he endorsing?

Bronco Bama, obviously.


I can't help thinking that "Bronco Bama" sounds like an awesome nickname for your prez.
 
2012-11-04 12:13:54 PM

suziequzie: Fast Thick Pants: trippycrazy12: How about Cowboy Curtis? Who is he endorsing?

Bronco Bama, obviously.

I can't help thinking that "Bronco Bama" sounds like an awesome nickname for your prez.


www.theblaze.com
It's gettin' to be like we're getting closer & closer to living on the set of "Blazing Saddles" every day, aren't we?
 
2012-11-04 12:50:05 PM

TV's Vinnie: suziequzie: Fast Thick Pants: trippycrazy12: How about Cowboy Curtis? Who is he endorsing?

Bronco Bama, obviously.

I can't help thinking that "Bronco Bama" sounds like an awesome nickname for your prez.

[www.theblaze.com image 500x334]
It's gettin' to be like we're getting closer & closer to living on the set of "Blazing Saddles" every day, aren't we?


Bronco Bama does wear that cowboy hat quite nicely.
 
2012-11-04 12:55:21 PM

DrPainMD: Flip a coin and save us the cost of an election, already. There's not a dime's worth of difference between Obama and Romney.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-04 01:06:57 PM

trippycrazy12: How about Cowboy Curtis? Who is he endorsing?


The Red Pill
 
2012-11-04 01:23:55 PM

TV's Vinnie: suziequzie: Fast Thick Pants: trippycrazy12: How about Cowboy Curtis? Who is he endorsing?

Bronco Bama, obviously.

I can't help thinking that "Bronco Bama" sounds like an awesome nickname for your prez.

[www.theblaze.com image 500x334]
It's gettin' to be like we're getting closer & closer to living on the set of "Blazing Saddles" every day, aren't we?


Well, I have heard the President is near...
 
2012-11-04 01:35:42 PM
Frozen custard normally sounds delicious, but I made a chocolate truffle pie (with Ghirardelli 60% Cacao Bittersweet Chocolate Chips) and a chocolate-espresso crust for brunch today. A tiny slice of that completely filled all my dessert needs for a couple of days. Plus, I already voted.
 
2012-11-04 03:14:26 PM

DeaH: ...a chocolate truffle pie (with Ghirardelli 60% Cacao Bittersweet Chocolate Chips) and a chocolate-espresso crust for brunch today.


Damn, that sounds good. Want!

/Changes DeaH's farkie from "re-enact Glass-Steagal" to "re-enact Glass-Steagal/Makes good pie"
 
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