This type of thing gets on my nerve and I hate how they grouped the obviously false stuff (time travel on Mars) with the true stuff (born in Kenya). Trying to make all of us who know the truth look silly with there stupid venn. U.S. patroits wont be deterred by this tactic though. You want conspiracies then look at libs who said that Trig Palin isnt really Sarahs son and she she didnt give birth in Juno. Thats false and its blood libel. Michelle Obama saying Whitey? True. She has a very mercurial temper and is racist and she said it in the heat of the moment. Obama is the anti christ? True. He is proof that true evul can prevail when evulution is taught in schools and gays allowed to flourish. He will bring 100 million muslins to the US? True. He wants to wipe Isreal from the map turning it into a flaming Jew pit. Earned his funds from a Saudi Prince? True. He recruited Dodi Fayed to kill Princess Diana for the Saudi Royal family and was rewarded with a fortune. And he caused the shooting in Aurora, the Neptunes ghostwrote his love raps, the list goes on and on. People call Romney a plutocrat but Obama is the one trying to make the government rich off taxing the working man, and his cup runneth over. And if you took a look at the cup Id bet that youd find that it is all being given to the Muslin Brotherhood. By the way Romney is a genius who actually took his SAT earning his way into college. Obama faked his transcripts. Heres the bottom line: Obamas real father was Apollo Creed and he WAS married to his gay Pakistani roommate, Freddy Mercury. Little known fact, Mercury died of aids. Could Obama have been patient 0? Yes, because he is literally 0bama. Case closed.

Here let me simplify the Mother Jones chart.




/It's soooo purty!

xanadian: abb3w: It's a thing of beauty.

No mention of him being an atheist, though.

Mooslims aren't atheists, silly...

GIS for muslim atheist

So I'm in the car right now with my mother in law. She hates Obama with a passion. She swears up and down that if O is reelected, the economy will crash again. She believes that he is the reason that it crashed to begin with. When I mentioned that the crash happened before he was elected, she said that the stock market is "predictive" and it crashed because wall St new he was going to win. It's Obama-the-president's fault the housing market crashed and so many Americans are out of work. If McCain had won, the crash would have never have happened.

Triumph: "Somebody high up in the administration made the decision that no assistance (outside our Tripoli embassy) would be provided, and let our people be killed." - Admiral James A. Lyons

Bonus: He's technically almost correct, but that somebody was Darrell Issa (R-Traitor).

dookdookdook: No mention of Obama being a Reptoid alien?

Listed under "Sham/Weirdo/Pervert."

If you combine all those traits you get the God Emperor Leto Atriedes II.

Triumph: They forgot this one:

"Somebody high up in the administration made the decision that no assistance (outside our Tripoli embassy) would be provided, and let our people be killed."
- Admiral James A. Lyons

Wow, that one is bugfark crazy. I mean, if that happened, the military must have revolted, because help was on the way within 24 minutes.