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2012-11-03 09:01:02 PM  

xanadian: abb3w: It's a thing of beauty.

No mention of him being an atheist, though.

Mooslims aren't atheists, silly...


Well either way, he doesn't pray to the right God.
 
2012-11-03 09:04:09 PM  
Little known fact, Mercury died of aids. Could Obama have been patient 0? Yes, because he is literally 0bama. Case closed.

Lionel Mandrake: Dodi = Dido?



or "died of" = Dido...or both
 
2012-11-03 09:06:01 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: [www.strangecosmos.com image 450x385]

Conveniently missing


No it's not:
Obama caused the recession-in 1995: According to a recent Daily Caller story, Obama's efforts to force banks to lend to African Americans in the mid-'90s led to the subprime mortgage crisis that killed the economy in 2008.
 
2012-11-03 09:09:27 PM  

StopArrestingMe: This type of thing gets on my nerve and I hate how they grouped the obviously false stuff (time travel on Mars) with the true stuff (born in Kenya). Trying to make all of us who know the truth look silly with there stupid venn. U.S. patroits wont be deterred by this tactic though. You want conspiracies then look at libs who said that Trig Palin isnt really Sarahs son and she she didnt give birth in Juno. Thats false and its blood libel. Michelle Obama saying Whitey? True. She has a very mercurial temper and is racist and she said it in the heat of the moment. Obama is the anti christ? True. He is proof that true evul can prevail when evulution is taught in schools and gays allowed to flourish. He will bring 100 million muslins to the US? True. He wants to wipe Isreal from the map turning it into a flaming Jew pit. Earned his funds from a Saudi Prince? True. He recruited Dodi Fayed to kill Princess Diana for the Saudi Royal family and was rewarded with a fortune. And he caused the shooting in Aurora, the Neptunes ghostwrote his love raps, the list goes on and on. People call Romney a plutocrat but Obama is the one trying to make the government rich off taxing the working man, and his cup runneth over. And if you took a look at the cup Id bet that youd find that it is all being given to the Muslin Brotherhood. By the way Romney is a genius who actually took his SAT earning his way into college. Obama faked his transcripts. Heres the bottom line: Obamas real father was Apollo Creed and he WAS married to his gay Pakistani roommate, Freddy Mercury. Little known fact, Mercury died of aids. Could Obama have been patient 0? Yes, because he is literally 0bama. Case closed.


That one took me a minute to find. Missed "SAT earn..." though.
 
2012-11-03 09:14:14 PM  

mgshamster: So I'm in the car right now with my mother in law. She hates Obama with a passion. She swears up and down that if O is reelected, the economy will crash again. She believes that he is the reason that it crashed to begin with. When I mentioned that the crash happened before he was elected, she said that the stock market is "predictive" and it crashed because wall St new he was going to win. It's Obama-the-president's fault the housing market crashed and so many Americans are out of work. If McCain had won, the crash would have never have happened.


Reminds me of this (note the date):

i159.photobucket.com

http://mediamatters.org/research/2008/11/12/hannity-limbaugh-promote- m yth-of-an-obama-reces/146119
 
2012-11-03 09:16:55 PM  

Jgok: CujoQuarrel: And the amazing thing is that they ARE ALL TRUE

Even the one where Obama was part of a team of teenagers that teleported to and from Mars?


Yes!!!!! That one too
 
2012-11-03 09:24:04 PM  
Wow, that was some cavalcade of crazy right there. And I'm proud to say I'd heard of almost all of them. Thank you, FARK, for keeping me infromed.
 
2012-11-03 09:31:47 PM  

PonceAlyosha: If you combine all those traits you get the God Emperor Leto Atriedes II.


He's a sand worm too?

/walking without the rythym
 
2012-11-03 09:46:48 PM  
i219.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-03 09:49:56 PM  

mgshamster: So I'm in the car right now with my mother in law. She hates Obama with a passion. She swears up and down that if O is reelected, the economy will crash again. She believes that he is the reason that it crashed to begin with. When I mentioned that the crash happened before he was elected, she said that the stock market is "predictive" and it crashed because wall St new he was going to win. It's Obama-the-president's fault the housing market crashed and so many Americans are out of work. If McCain had won, the crash would have never have happened.


You just can't argue with logic like that.
 
2012-11-03 09:53:47 PM  

StopArrestingMe: This type of thing gets on my nerve and I hate how they grouped the obviously false stuff (time travel on Mars) with the true stuff (born in Kenya). Trying to make all of us who know the truth look silly with there stupid venn. U.S. patroits wont be deterred by this tactic though. You want conspiracies then look at libs who said that Trig Palin isnt really Sarahs son and she she didnt give birth in Juno. Thats false and its blood libel. Michelle Obama saying Whitey? Only time will tell. She has a very mercurial temper and is racist and she said it in the heat of the moment. Obama is the anti christ? True. He is proof that true evul can prevail when evulution is taught in schools and gays allowed to flourish. He will bring 100 million muslins to the US? True. He wants to wipe Isreal from the map turning it into a flaming Jew pit. Earned his funds from a Saudi Prince? True. He recruited Dodi Fayed to kill Princess Diana for the Saudi Royal family and was rewarded with a fortune. And he caused the shooting in Aurora, the Neptunes ghostwrote his love raps, the list goes on and on. People call Romney a plutocrat but Obama is the one trying to make the government rich off taxing the working man, and his cup runneth over. And if you took a look at the cup Id bet that youd find that it is all being given to the Muslin Brotherhood. By the way Romney is a sole survivor who actually took his SAT earning his way into college. Obama faked his transcripts. Heres the bottom line: Obamas real father was Apollo Creed and he WAS married to his gay Pakistani roommate, Freddy Mercury. Little known fact, Mercury died of aids. Could Obama have been patient 0? Yes, because he is literally 0bama. Case closed.


Probably missed a few.
 
2012-11-03 09:58:10 PM  
Missing the latest one:

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-11-03 09:58:37 PM  

MFAWG: mgshamster: So I'm in the car right now with my mother in law. She hates Obama with a passion. She swears up and down that if O is reelected, the economy will crash again. She believes that he is the reason that it crashed to begin with. When I mentioned that the crash happened before he was elected, she said that the stock market is "predictive" and it crashed because wall St new he was going to win. It's Obama-the-president's fault the housing market crashed and so many Americans are out of work. If McCain had won, the crash would have never have happened.

You just can't argue with logic like that.


This is the same woman who told me, and I quote, "[Obama] is the libbiest lib who ever libbed."

I always thought that phrase was satire here on fark until I actually heard her say it and mean it.
 
2012-11-03 10:11:49 PM  
The Mars thing was new to me... how did I miss that?
 
2012-11-03 10:12:22 PM  

kxs401: They forgot about how he's an empty suit, a lazy, dumb guy who can't speak without a teleprompter and didn't have good enough grades to get into Harvard Law.


yet at the same time he is a new Mao who is so smart he is out playing us all and trying to force us into a liberal mindset which will destroy the country.

It's amazing how many times in a single breathe a GOP/Fox news person will both say how dumb and incredibly smart Obama is. You can't have both, either he's an idiot or he's a genius, pick one.
 
2012-11-03 10:15:12 PM  

StopArrestingMe: a work of art


SAM!

Good to see you're still here! Long time since I've seen one of your posts...
 
2012-11-03 10:44:00 PM  

mgshamster: So I'm in the car right now with my mother in law. She hates Obama with a passion. She swears up and down that if O is reelected, the economy will crash again. She believes that he is the reason that it crashed to begin with. When I mentioned that the crash happened before he was elected, she said that the stock market is "predictive" and it crashed because wall St new he was going to win. It's Obama-the-president's fault the housing market crashed and so many Americans are out of work. If McCain had won, the crash would have never have happened.


Belly LOL!
 
2012-11-03 11:08:45 PM  

Decillion: abb3w: It's a thing of beauty.

No mention of him being an atheist, though.

That's a Lib conspiracy. And they're ok with it. We all know he has to pretend. Although after Tuesday he can come out of the closet. No take-backsies.


Although, in polls considering more people would not vote for an Atheist, even more than would not vote for a Muslim (only by a few %, but still), I have to imagine it is similar groups (GOP Religious right nuts), so, you'd think if they could pin being an Atheist on him, they would. I always found it strange that they tried to pin everything under the sun on him except that.
 
2012-11-03 11:13:06 PM  

abb3w: It's a thing of beauty.

No mention of him being an atheist, though.


Haven't heard that, I've only heard that he's either a dirty Mooslim or the "wrong" kind of Christian, ie. he doesn't believe in Republican Jesus.
 
2012-11-03 11:17:21 PM  

dennysgod: abb3w: It's a thing of beauty.

No mention of him being an atheist, though.

Haven't heard that, I've only heard that he's either a dirty Mooslim or the "wrong" kind of Christian, ie. he doesn't believe in Republican Jesus.


He's a Jewish-Muslim
 
2012-11-03 11:20:36 PM  

StopArrestingMe: This type of thing gets on my nerve and I hate how they grouped the obviously false stuff (time travel on Mars) with the true stuff (born in Kenya). Trying to make all of us who know the truth look silly with there stupid venn. U.S. patroits wont be deterred by this tactic though. You want conspiracies then look at libs who said that Trig Palin isnt really Sarahs son and she she didnt give birth in Juno. Thats false and its blood libel. Michelle Obama saying Whitey? True. She has a very mercurial temper and is racist and she said it in the heat of the moment. Obama is the anti christ? True. He is proof that true evul can prevail when evulution is taught in schools and gays allowed to flourish. He will bring 100 million muslins to the US? True. He wants to wipe Isreal from the map turning it into a flaming Jew pit. Earned his funds from a Saudi Prince? True. He recruited Dodi Fayed to kill Princess Diana for the Saudi Royal family and was rewarded with a fortune. And he caused the shooting in Aurora, the Neptunes ghostwrote his love raps, the list goes on and on. People call Romney a plutocrat but Obama is the one trying to make the government rich off taxing the working man, and his cup runneth over. And if you took a look at the cup Id bet that youd find that it is all being given to the Muslin Brotherhood. By the way Romney is a genius who actually took his SAT earning his way into college. Obama faked his transcripts. Heres the bottom line: Obamas real father was Apollo Creed and he WAS married to his gay Pakistani roommate, Freddy Mercury. Little known fact, Mercury died of aids. Could Obama have been patient 0? Yes, because he is literally 0bama. Case closed.


Well done. Been a while.
 
2012-11-03 11:21:40 PM  
I bet Obama wishes his life was half as exciting as all those conspiracies claim it is.
 
2012-11-03 11:22:37 PM  

Lee Jackson Beauregard: [i219.photobucket.com image 500x840]


Until you can tear and burn the Koran to escape the EVIL OBAMA, it will be impossible for your educated stupid brain to know that 4 different ideology harmonic Kenyan Usurpers rotate simultaneously within a single 4 quadrant rotation of a squared Mason-Dixon Line and a cubed America.
 
2012-11-03 11:22:38 PM  

dennysgod: abb3w: It's a thing of beauty.

No mention of him being an atheist, though.

Haven't heard that, I've only heard that he's either a dirty Mooslim or the "wrong" kind of Christian, ie. he doesn't believe in Republican Jesus.


As was said by Decillion, it is more of a "conspiracy" among Atheists themselves. If you listen to some speeches he has given, he comes across as extremely tolerant/accepting of Atheists. I think the conspiracy comes about more just from the starkness of those statements vs. the statements you get from most other presidents, like Bush the first: "No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots."
 
2012-11-03 11:31:55 PM  

Dalrint: I bet Obama wishes his life was half as exciting as all those conspiracies claim it is.


He would have to split himself into 4's to accomplish all this - 0bama is into fractioning!
 
2012-11-03 11:38:10 PM  

Wireless Joe: Missing the latest one:


I can never tell if those captions are supposed to be sarcastic, or if the guy making all of these doesn't know what the Demotivational meme is supposed to mean.
 
2012-11-03 11:38:21 PM  
They forgot one:
Link
 
2012-11-03 11:55:37 PM  

xanadian: abb3w: It's a thing of beauty.

No mention of him being an atheist, though.

Mooslims aren't atheists, silly...


GIS for muslim atheist

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-04 12:04:42 AM  
Well you have to admit the man wasn't a big fan of the Jews until his handlers decided he could make a run for the White House...

Link
 
2012-11-04 12:09:47 AM  

Kome: StopArrestingMe: This type of thing gets on my nerve and I hate how they grouped the obviously false stuff (time travel on Mars) with the true stuff (born in Kenya). Trying to make all of us who know the truth look silly with there stupid venn. U.S. patroits wont be deterred by this tactic though. You want conspiracies then look at libs who said that Trig Palin isnt really Sarahs son and she she didnt give birth in Juno. Thats false and its blood libel. Michelle Obama saying Whitey? True. She has a very mercurial temper and is racist and she said it in the heat of the moment. Obama is the anti christ? True. He is proof that true evul can prevail when evulution is taught in schools and gays allowed to flourish. He will bring 100 million muslins to the US? True. He wants to wipe Isreal from the map turning it into a flaming Jew pit. Earned his funds from a Saudi Prince? True. He recruited Dodi Fayed to kill Princess Diana for the Saudi Royal family and was rewarded with a fortune. And he caused the shooting in Aurora, the Neptunes ghostwrote his love raps, the list goes on and on. People call Romney a plutocrat but Obama is the one trying to make the government rich off taxing the working man, and his cup runneth over. And if you took a look at the cup Id bet that youd find that it is all being given to the Muslin Brotherhood. By the way Romney is a genius who actually took his SAT earning his way into college. Obama faked his transcripts. Heres the bottom line: Obamas real father was Apollo Creed and he WAS married to his gay Pakistani roommate, Freddy Mercury. Little known fact, Mercury died of aids. Could Obama have been patient 0? Yes, because he is literally 0bama. Case closed.

That one took me a minute to find. Missed "SAT earn..." though.


Vulcan
 
2012-11-04 12:11:59 AM  

StopArrestingMe: This type of thing gets on my nerve and I hate how they grouped the obviously false stuff (time travel on Mars) with the true stuff (born in Kenya). Trying to make all of us who know the truth look silly with there stupid venn. U.S. patroits wont be deterred by this tactic though. You want conspiracies then look at libs who said that Trig Palin isnt really Sarahs son and she she didnt give birth in Juno. Thats false and its blood libel. Michelle Obama saying Whitey? True. She has a very mercurial temper and is racist and she said it in the heat of the moment. Obama is the anti christ? True. He is proof that true evul can prevail when evulution is taught in schools and gays allowed to flourish. He will bring 100 million muslins to the US? True. He wants to wipe Isreal from the map turning it into a flaming Jew pit. Earned his funds from a Saudi Prince? True. He recruited Dodi Fayed to kill Princess Diana for the Saudi Royal family and was rewarded with a fortune. And he caused the shooting in Aurora, the Neptunes ghostwrote his love raps, the list goes on and on. People call Romney a plutocrat but Obama is the one trying to make the government rich off taxing the working man, and his cup runneth over. And if you took a look at the cup Id bet that youd find that it is all being given to the Muslin Brotherhood. By the way Romney is a genius who actually took his SAT earning his way into college. Obama faked his transcripts. Heres the bottom line: Obamas real father was Apollo Creed and he WAS married to his gay Pakistani roommate, Freddy Mercury. Little known fact, Mercury died of aids. Could Obama have been patient 0? Yes, because he is literally 0bama. Case closed.


God damn have I missed you. Where the hell have you been?
 
2012-11-04 12:12:38 AM  
PS: "Jew pit. Earned" is a new level of awesome for you, I think.
 
2012-11-04 12:41:55 AM  

SouthParkCon: Well you have to admit the man wasn't a big fan of the Jews until his handlers decided he could make a run for the White House...

Link


Remember folks, if you have dinner with people who are critical of Israel then you hate the jooooooos!
 
2012-11-04 12:51:55 AM  

StopArrestingMe: This type of thing gets on my nerve and I hate how they grouped the obviously false stuff (time travel on Mars) with the true stuff (born in Kenya). Trying to make all of us who know the truth look silly with there stupid venn. U.S. patroits wont be deterred by this tactic though. You want conspiracies then look at libs who said that Trig Palin isnt really Sarahs son and she she didnt give birth in Juno. Thats false and its blood libel. Michelle Obama saying Whitey? True. She has a very mercurial temper and is racist and she said it in the heat of the moment. Obama is the anti christ? True. He is proof that true evul can prevail when evulution is taught in schools and gays allowed to flourish. He will bring 100 million muslins to the US? True. He wants to wipe Isreal from the map turning it into a flaming Jew pit. Earned his funds from a Saudi Prince? True. He recruited Dodi Fayed to kill Princess Diana for the Saudi Royal family and was rewarded with a fortune. And he caused the shooting in Aurora, the Neptunes ghostwrote his love raps, the list goes on and on. People call Romney a plutocrat but Obama is the one trying to make the government rich off taxing the working man, and his cup runneth over. And if you took a look at the cup Id bet that youd find that it is all being given to the Muslin Brotherhood. By the way Romney is a genius who actually took his SAT earning his way into college. Obama faked his transcripts. Heres the bottom line: Obamas real father was Apollo Creed and he WAS married to his gay Pakistani roommate, Freddy Mercury. Little known fact, Mercury died of aids. Could Obama have been patient 0? Yes, because he is literally 0bama. Case closed.


"Flaming Jew Pit" is now the name of my dance club.
 
2012-11-04 01:40:07 AM  

SouthParkCon: Well you have to admit the man wasn't a big fan of the Jews until his handlers decided he could make a run for the White House...


You know, there's more than a few Jewish people who are opposed to Israel's current policy towards Palestine too.

I suppose you consider such people self-hating Jews?
 
2012-11-04 02:35:02 AM  
Funny thing... I posted this on my Facebook wall. It got a like and a repost from the guy who's been polluting my news feed with this claptrap. I think he's just messing with me at this point.
 
2012-11-04 02:35:31 AM  

Lenny_da_Hog: StopArrestingMe: This type of thing gets on my nerve and I hate how they grouped the obviously false stuff (time travel on Mars) with the true stuff (born in Kenya). Trying to make all of us who know the truth look silly with there stupid venn. U.S. patroits wont be deterred by this tactic though. You want conspiracies then look at libs who said that Trig Palin isnt really Sarahs son and she she didnt give birth in Juno. Thats false and its blood libel. Michelle Obama saying Whitey? True. She has a very mercurial temper and is racist and she said it in the heat of the moment. Obama is the anti christ? True. He is proof that true evul can prevail when evulution is taught in schools and gays allowed to flourish. He will bring 100 million muslins to the US? True. He wants to wipe Isreal from the map turning it into a flaming Jew pit. Earned his funds from a Saudi Prince? True. He recruited Dodi Fayed to kill Princess Diana for the Saudi Royal family and was rewarded with a fortune. And he caused the shooting in Aurora, the Neptunes ghostwrote his love raps, the list goes on and on. People call Romney a plutocrat but Obama is the one trying to make the government rich off taxing the working man, and his cup runneth over. And if you took a look at the cup Id bet that youd find that it is all being given to the Muslin Brotherhood. By the way Romney is a genius who actually took his SAT earning his way into college. Obama faked his transcripts. Heres the bottom line: Obamas real father was Apollo Creed and he WAS married to his gay Pakistani roommate, Freddy Mercury. Little known fact, Mercury died of aids. Could Obama have been patient 0? Yes, because he is literally 0bama. Case closed.

There's more, I'm sure.


I might be stretching on some.
 
2012-11-04 03:04:44 AM  
Here let me simplify the Mother Jones chart.

img442.imageshack.us


/It's soooo purty!
 
2012-11-04 03:09:35 AM  

Hickory-smoked: SouthParkCon: Well you have to admit the man wasn't a big fan of the Jews until his handlers decided he could make a run for the White House...

You know, there's more than a few Jewish people who are opposed to Israel's current policy towards Palestine too.

I suppose you consider such people self-hating Jews?


Not at all, but when Obama praises a man who openly supports Hamas then that goes beyond disagreeing with Israeli policy and into the realm of supporting the killing of Jews. Hamas changed it's charter a few years ago to remove the call for the destruction of Israel to try and garner international support but the fact still remains that they support the Muslim Jihad against any Jews within Israel.
 
2012-11-04 03:10:49 AM  

Fart_Machine: SouthParkCon: Well you have to admit the man wasn't a big fan of the Jews until his handlers decided he could make a run for the White House...

Link

Remember folks, if you have dinner with people who are critical of Israel then you hate the jooooooos!


And if you disagree with Obama then you are a racist.
 
2012-11-04 03:32:22 AM  

SouthParkCon: Fart_Machine: SouthParkCon: Well you have to admit the man wasn't a big fan of the Jews until his handlers decided he could make a run for the White House...

Link

Remember folks, if you have dinner with people who are critical of Israel then you hate the jooooooos!

And if you disagree with Obama then you are a racist.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-04 03:47:01 AM  

SouthParkCon: Fart_Machine: SouthParkCon: Well you have to admit the man wasn't a big fan of the Jews until his handlers decided he could make a run for the White House...

Link

Remember folks, if you have dinner with people who are critical of Israel then you hate the jooooooos!

And if you disagree with Obama then you are a racist.


No, if you're a racist, you're a racist, and if you're an anti-semite, you're an anti-Semite. It is not anyone's fault but the Republicans' that they so wholeheartedly embrace racists.
 
2012-11-04 04:19:09 AM  

dennysgod: abb3w: It's a thing of beauty.

No mention of him being an atheist, though.

Haven't heard that, I've only heard that he's either a dirty Mooslim or the "wrong" kind of Christian, ie. he doesn't believe in Republican Jesus.


Go to around the 4:20 spot of this and you'll see he's all three!

Link
 
2012-11-04 06:44:06 AM  

sonnyboy11: dennysgod: abb3w: It's a thing of beauty.

No mention of him being an atheist, though.

Haven't heard that, I've only heard that he's either a dirty Mooslim or the "wrong" kind of Christian, ie. he doesn't believe in Republican Jesus.

Go to around the 4:20 spot of this and you'll see he's all three!

Link


Wow, "Radical Left-Wing Christian, Muslim, and Atheist"

To be fair though, the right can go out and interview some true idiots on the Obama side too. It just comes down to, we just don't have a shortage of idiots in America.
 
2012-11-04 07:39:45 AM  

SouthParkCon:
And if you disagree with Obama for blatantly stupid reasons that have been repeatedly debunked then you are a racist.


FTFY
 
2012-11-04 07:53:50 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-04 08:04:24 AM  
I haven't heard the one about removing the flag from AF1. What's that all about?
 
2012-11-04 08:32:08 AM  

propasaurus: I haven't heard the one about removing the flag from AF1. What's that all about?


Link

Just your usual idiotic teabaggery.
 
2012-11-04 10:08:36 AM  

dletter: To be fair though, the right can go out and interview some true idiots on the Obama side too.


We don't put ours on talk radio, cable news or national book tours.
 
2012-11-04 10:14:50 AM  
Wow that's a pretty retarded article. I like how they only mention the crazy right wing theories and ignore the only one that, has any shrfed of credibility.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfVULT8vdUk
 
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