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(Huffington Post)   Chris Rock: "Vote for the white guy"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 112
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2012-11-03 03:37:45 PM
....because they're hurting each others eyes.

LOL'd!
 
2012-11-03 03:49:22 PM
In times like this we need a white president. LOL.
 
2012-11-03 03:52:23 PM
"He's whiter than Snookie and the tanning mom" lulz
 
2012-11-03 04:00:24 PM
Ok ok he's black, but he's not black black.
 
2012-11-03 04:28:31 PM
Not quite as good as the Joss Whedon for Romney ad, but still, really good.
 
2012-11-03 04:46:12 PM
I was skeptical until: "After college, Barry went into black neighborhoods in Chicago to try to organize people. How white is THAT?"

"Black people don't go into black communities! We don't have to ! We're already there!"
 
2012-11-03 04:47:56 PM
The comparison of family sizes is what nearly choked me to death. :-)
 
2012-11-03 05:02:22 PM
How come Chris Rock can talk about the president's race but I can't!! I bet Chris Rock can get away with calling him a n***er but I get called a racist when I do it!!!!1!
 
2012-11-03 05:03:25 PM

SilentStrider: Not quite as good as the Joss Whedon for Romney ad, but still, really good.


I'll give Joss the edge here as well but only cos I'mma big fan of zombie apocalypses.

What did you think about the Obama v. Romney: Epic Rap Battles of History one?

Bit of a BSAB thingy but the cheesecake line was kinda funneh.
 
2012-11-03 05:10:09 PM
If Chris Rock says it = www.apoliticus.com

If anyone else, especially a non lib, says it = i3.kym-cdn.com


It was hilarious as hell, but if I'd said any of it here I might as well be wearing a hood.
 
2012-11-03 05:21:37 PM

Silly Jesus: It was hilarious as hell, but if I'd said any of it here I might as well be wearing a hood.


Imagine if a white guy tried to say that? Really? Weaksauce is weak.
 
2012-11-03 05:31:30 PM

propasaurus: How come Chris Rock can talk about the president's race but I can't!


You don't have enough factory-installed suntan.
 
2012-11-03 05:33:38 PM
This Mitt Romney Gangnam Style parody is quite funny and well done.
 
2012-11-03 06:20:02 PM

Silly Jesus: If Chris Rock says it =

If anyone else, especially a non lib, says it =


It was hilarious as hell, but if I'd said any of it here I might as well be wearing a hood.


You sound oppressed.
 
2012-11-03 06:34:03 PM

Silly Jesus: If Chris Rock says it = [www.apoliticus.com image 620x400]

If anyone else, especially a non lib, says it = [i3.kym-cdn.com image 150x134]


It was hilarious as hell, but if I'd said any of it here I might as well be wearing a hood.


Called it!
 
2012-11-03 06:49:29 PM

Silly Jesus: If Chris Rock says it = [www.apoliticus.com image 620x400]

If anyone else, especially a non lib, says it = [i3.kym-cdn.com image 150x134]


It was hilarious as hell, but if I'd said any of it here I might as well be wearing a hood.


Dude, Chris Rock gets a "black pass." It's perfectly justified.

Maher tends to come close to the line, but he's a comedian, so he gets a comedian pass.

If you're a white guy and you email "LOLuz! 'Bama white cuz he only has two kids!" - well, you're not black or a comedian, are you?

I'm a conservative, but sometimes double standards are completely justified. This is one of those times. Chill out.
 
2012-11-03 06:56:58 PM
hehe, good stuff.
 
2012-11-03 06:57:04 PM

Silly Jesus: If Chris Rock says it = [www.apoliticus.com image 620x400]

If anyone else, especially a non lib, says it = [i3.kym-cdn.com image 150x134]


It was hilarious as hell, but if I'd said any of it here I might as well be wearing a hood.


Poor white people. You've suffered SO much.
 
2012-11-03 06:58:22 PM

propasaurus: How come Chris Rock can talk about the president's race but I can't!! I bet Chris Rock can get away with calling him a n***er but I get called a racist when I do it!!!!1!


Approves:

www.fanpop.com
 
2012-11-03 07:00:41 PM
I lost it at Mitt Romney's family has more people in it than a Tyler Perry movie.
 
2012-11-03 07:03:04 PM

Silly Jesus: It was hilarious as hell, but if I'd said any of it here I might as well be wearing a hood.


There's a reason for that.
 
182
2012-11-03 07:03:38 PM
if a white guy had said that, it would have bombed like kathy griffin at the apollo.
 
2012-11-03 07:05:12 PM

182: if a white guy had said that, it would have bombed like kathy griffin at the apollo.


Or The Situation at the Trump roast.
 
2012-11-03 07:06:22 PM
cdn.eurweb.com
 
2012-11-03 07:08:30 PM

Fart_Machine: I lost it at Mitt Romney's family has more people in it than a Tyler Perry movie.


Lost it at "mom jeans", myself.

That was pretty f--king good.
 
2012-11-03 07:10:09 PM

propasaurus: Silly Jesus: If Chris Rock says it = [www.apoliticus.com image 620x400]

If anyone else, especially a non lib, says it = [i3.kym-cdn.com image 150x134]


It was hilarious as hell, but if I'd said any of it here I might as well be wearing a hood.

Called it!


*Swish*. Good call. Silly Jesus is so predictable... it's really quite hilarious
 
2012-11-03 07:10:20 PM

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Fart_Machine: I lost it at Mitt Romney's family has more people in it than a Tyler Perry movie.

Lost it at "mom jeans", myself.

That was pretty f--king good.


Hell, I lost it at "Barry"
 
2012-11-03 07:13:28 PM

Silly Jesus: It was hilarious as hell, but if I'd said any of it here I might as well be wearing a hood.


Don't forget your Skittles.
 
2012-11-03 07:14:31 PM

RedPhoenix122: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Fart_Machine: I lost it at Mitt Romney's family has more people in it than a Tyler Perry movie.

Lost it at "mom jeans", myself.

That was pretty f--king good.

Hell, I lost it at "Barry"


I lost it at Chris Rock.

/Leno watcher. I can laugh at anything.
 
2012-11-03 07:15:30 PM

Ann Coulter's Diiick: RedPhoenix122: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Fart_Machine: I lost it at Mitt Romney's family has more people in it than a Tyler Perry movie.

Lost it at "mom jeans", myself.

That was pretty f--king good.

Hell, I lost it at "Barry"

I lost it at Chris Rock.

/Leno watcher. I can laugh at anything.


*jingles keys
 
2012-11-03 07:16:40 PM
You can't argue with the point on the Labradoodle.
 
2012-11-03 07:17:53 PM

Silly Jesus:


It was hilarious as hell, but if I'd said any of it here I might as well be wearing a hood.



It's getting so a white guy can't say racist things about blacks without people calling him a racist! What's gone wrong with this country?
 
2012-11-03 07:18:23 PM

Rug Doctor: Silly Jesus:


It was hilarious as hell, but if I'd said any of it here I might as well be wearing a hood.


It's getting so a white guy can't say racist things about blacks without people calling him a racist! What's gone wrong with this country?


it's full of black people?
 
2012-11-03 07:23:19 PM

propasaurus: How come Chris Rock can talk about the president's race but I can't!! I bet Chris Rock can get away with calling him a n***er but I get called a racist when I do it!!!!1!


President, please.
 
2012-11-03 07:27:21 PM

Silly Jesus: If Chris Rock says it = [www.apoliticus.com image 620x400]

If anyone else, especially a non lib, says it = [i3.kym-cdn.com image 150x134]


It was hilarious as hell, but if I'd said any of it here I might as well be wearing a hood.


White people have it bad. :(
 
2012-11-03 07:30:14 PM
Mom jean wearin', home brewin', league bowlin'... now I have the giggles again.
 
2012-11-03 07:30:26 PM
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Mrraveler01 you my friend would be da bell of da ball
 
2012-11-03 07:31:50 PM

Lsherm: Silly Jesus: If Chris Rock says it = [www.apoliticus.com image 620x400]

If anyone else, especially a non lib, says it = [i3.kym-cdn.com image 150x134]


It was hilarious as hell, but if I'd said any of it here I might as well be wearing a hood.

Dude, Chris Rock gets a "black pass." It's perfectly justified.

Maher tends to come close to the line, but he's a comedian, so he gets a comedian pass.

If you're a white guy and you email "LOLuz! 'Bama white cuz he only has two kids!" - well, you're not black or a comedian, are you?

I'm a conservative, but sometimes double standards are completely justified. This is one of those times. Chill out.


I'd also like to point out to Silly Jeebus that the primary comedy tool Chris Rock uses is the exaggerated common Ni-Clang stereotypes that are used in the video to show how white Barack Obama is.

In this video, Chris Rock is specifically mocking YOU and your incessant NBP posts...
 
2012-11-03 07:33:20 PM

Silly Jesus: If Chris Rock says it = www.apoliticus.com

If anyone else, especially a non lib, says it = i3.kym-cdn.com



encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com 

Hang in there, soldier. Some day the horrible repression will pass.
 
2012-11-03 07:33:52 PM

Silly Jesus: If Chris Rock says it = [www.apoliticus.com image 620x400]

If anyone else, especially a non lib, says it = [i3.kym-cdn.com image 150x134]


It was hilarious as hell, but if I'd said any of it here I might as well be wearing a hood.


That's because Chris Rock is funnier than you. 

Farkers, has there been one thread about Chris Rock that doesn't immediately devolve into a white person whining about why they can't say the N-word in public without sounding racist?
 
2012-11-03 07:34:43 PM
If only Chris Rock's movies were a fraction as funny as that (he should never be allowed to direct again after "I Think I Love My Wife").
 
2012-11-03 07:35:04 PM

stoli n coke: Silly Jesus: If Chris Rock says it = [www.apoliticus.com image 620x400]

If anyone else, especially a non lib, says it = [i3.kym-cdn.com image 150x134]


It was hilarious as hell, but if I'd said any of it here I might as well be wearing a hood.

That's because Chris Rock is funnier than you. 

Farkers, has there been one thread about Chris Rock that doesn't immediately devolve into a white person whining about why they can't say the N-word in public without sounding racist?


They all either think they are Michael Scott, or don't realize that Michael Scott was about 7 years ahead of them
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-11-03 07:48:35 PM
Anyone that uses the term "lib" in seriousness is an idiot.
 
2012-11-03 07:55:45 PM
Chris Rock should probably stay out of politics. It's not really his forte.
 
2012-11-03 07:58:32 PM

Hunter_Worthington: Chris Rock should probably stay out of politics. It's not really his forte.


i159.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-03 08:04:06 PM

Hunter_Worthington: Chris Rock should probably stay out of politics. It's not really his forte.


4-day old alt troll account is right! Chis Rock should be quiet until he realizes the awesome woftiness of Mittmentum!!!!
 
2012-11-03 08:13:45 PM

Silly Jesus: If Chris Rock says it = [www.apoliticus.com image 620x400]

If anyone else, especially a non lib, says it = [i3.kym-cdn.com image 150x134]


Really? Because I and several other Farkers have said basically the same thing (I had a four-paragraph post about Obama secretly being my father from an alternate timeline) and we haven't exactly been shouted down for it.

It's not like it's an insult or anything, or at least not at Mr. Obama. If anything, it's an insult directed at all the idiots who think the dude's a scary black man, since his upbringing was, frankly, several shades whiter than mine, and I was raised in an area that literally had lynchings as late as the 1990s.
 
2012-11-03 08:15:24 PM

Silly Jesus: It was hilarious as hell, but if I'd said any of it here I might as well be wearing a hood.


What part of anything he said was disparaging to anyone of any race?

Talking about race ≠ racist remarks.
 
2012-11-03 08:17:00 PM

skullkrusher: Rug Doctor: Silly Jesus:


It was hilarious as hell, but if I'd said any of it here I might as well be wearing a hood.


It's getting so a white guy can't say racist things about blacks without people calling him a racist! What's gone wrong with this country?

it's full of black people?


Now that's wacist.
 
2012-11-03 09:08:16 PM

X-boxershorts: In this video, Chris Rock is specifically mocking YOU and your incessant NBP posts...


Be gentle. You can hardly understand argument to absurdity if you don't think your position is absurd.

/Once again, conservatives, in general, simply cannot understand comedy requiring any sort of intellectual thinking.
//Which would in itself be funny if it weren't so sad.
 
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