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2012-11-03 12:48:57 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-03 12:54:14 PM  
...but is anyway to base...

Silly... all your base are belong to us.
 
2012-11-03 12:57:38 PM  
Tuesday can't come soon enough.
 
2012-11-03 01:00:24 PM  
Whine more.
 
2012-11-03 01:13:15 PM  
As somebody who's using Tuesday's vote to get revenge against a shiatty governor, I say yes.
 
2012-11-03 01:41:57 PM  
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
2012-11-03 03:26:32 PM  
0.tqn.com
 
2012-11-03 03:37:23 PM  

Brick-House:


Funnily enough, that guy (the actual guy) is a big donor to the Democratic Party.
 
2012-11-03 03:42:13 PM  
 
2012-11-03 03:45:19 PM  
Governor Romney is out campaigning on a positive message of change while the president is talking about revenge."

Romney is content at this point to let his media surrogates (who are legion) do his dirty work for him while he pretends he didn't run an intellectually bankrupt Lie-a-palooza campaign from the get go.

I'll agree about the "message of change" part though, seems every time Romney opens his damn mouth to give us his message he changes his position on something.
 
2012-11-03 03:51:44 PM  

quatchi: Governor Romney is out campaigning on a positive message of change while the president is talking about revenge."


governor romney - right now - is claiming that chrysler is shipping jobs to china. this is blatantly false and has been decried by the media and flatly denied by chrysler.

so, yeah.
 
2012-11-03 04:50:45 PM  
I had my chance to get "revenge" on a carload of people who were standed. (car had Obama stickers anlong with quite a few anti-everything stickers. They were in the middle of nowhere and had at least a 10 mile walk.
Instead of taking revenge, I gave all 5 of them a ride and called a tow truck to get their car somewhere to be fixed.
They were all very surprised I was a conservative and talked about how they had heard and believed all of :us people" were full of hate and only cared about hurting "their kind".

Learning about both sides before making blind decisions based on what MSNBC says is a much wiser way to live.
When they offered me money for helping, I said no thanks. Give to relief efforts instead...even if Obama said not to.

/yes, after not being able to work for more than a year because of my stroke and a bout with cancer, I'm broke. But right now there are others who are more in need of help.
 
2012-11-03 04:56:29 PM  
LOL, what desperate flailing by a campaign that knows it's gonna lose.
 
2012-11-03 05:13:56 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: I had my chance to get "revenge" on a carload of people who were standed. (car had Obama stickers anlong with quite a few anti-everything stickers. They were in the middle of nowhere and had at least a 10 mile walk.
Instead of taking revenge, I gave all 5 of them a ride and called a tow truck to get their car somewhere to be fixed.
They were all very surprised I was a conservative and talked about how they had heard and believed all of :us people" were full of hate and only cared about hurting "their kind".

Learning about both sides before making blind decisions based on what MSNBC says is a much wiser way to live.
When they offered me money for helping, I said no thanks. Give to relief efforts instead...even if Obama said not to.

/yes, after not being able to work for more than a year because of my stroke and a bout with cancer, I'm broke. But right now there are others who are more in need of help.


At this rate you'll never make troll status.  :)
 
2012-11-03 05:16:32 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: I had my chance to get "revenge" on a carload of people who were standed. (car had Obama stickers anlong with quite a few anti-everything stickers. They were in the middle of nowhere and had at least a 10 mile walk.
Instead of taking revenge, I gave all 5 of them a ride and called a tow truck to get their car somewhere to be fixed.
They were all very surprised I was a conservative and talked about how they had heard and believed all of :us people" were full of hate and only cared about hurting "their kind".

Learning about both sides before making blind decisions based on what MSNBC says is a much wiser way to live.
When they offered me money for helping, I said no thanks. Give to relief efforts instead...even if Obama said not to.

/yes, after not being able to work for more than a year because of my stroke and a bout with cancer, I'm broke. But right now there are others who are more in need of help.



I know that when I help strangers, the first thing I talk about is politics.
 
2012-11-03 05:16:44 PM  
Republicans vote based on rage and fear, so why not?
 
2012-11-03 05:20:30 PM  

Relatively Obscure: jehovahs witness protection: I had my chance to get "revenge" on a carload of people who were standed. (car had Obama stickers anlong with quite a few anti-everything stickers. They were in the middle of nowhere and had at least a 10 mile walk.
Instead of taking revenge, I gave all 5 of them a ride and called a tow truck to get their car somewhere to be fixed.
They were all very surprised I was a conservative and talked about how they had heard and believed all of :us people" were full of hate and only cared about hurting "their kind".

Learning about both sides before making blind decisions based on what MSNBC says is a much wiser way to live.
When they offered me money for helping, I said no thanks. Give to relief efforts instead...even if Obama said not to.

/yes, after not being able to work for more than a year because of my stroke and a bout with cancer, I'm broke. But right now there are others who are more in need of help.


I know that when I help strangers, the first thing I talk about is politics.


It was brought up by the guy driving their car. He noticed my "I voted" sticker and asked who I voted for.
 
2012-11-03 05:22:38 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: It was brought up by the guy driving their car. He noticed my "I voted" sticker and asked who I voted for.


Ah, gotcha. Cool. Blegh, I don't like it when people do that, either.
 
2012-11-03 05:24:51 PM  
Great strategy....if you are the challenger.

Doesn't 0bama know that he has been President the last four years?
 
2012-11-03 05:27:05 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: I had my chance to get "revenge" on a carload of people who were standed. (car had Obama stickers anlong with quite a few anti-everything stickers. They were in the middle of nowhere and had at least a 10 mile walk.
Instead of taking revenge, I gave all 5 of them a ride and called a tow truck to get their car somewhere to be fixed.
They were all very surprised I was a conservative and talked about how they had heard and believed all of :us people" were full of hate and only cared about hurting "their kind".

Learning about both sides before making blind decisions based on what MSNBC says is a much wiser way to live.
When they offered me money for helping, I said no thanks. Give to relief efforts instead...even if Obama said not to.

/yes, after not being able to work for more than a year because of my stroke and a bout with cancer, I'm broke. But right now there are others who are more in need of help.


This tale has a low ambient temperature brother.
 
2012-11-03 05:30:36 PM  

Mentat: Republicans vote based on rage and fear, so why not?


White people shop like this.  Black people like THIS.
 
2012-11-03 05:32:14 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Great strategy....if you are the challenger.

Doesn't 0bama know that he has been President the last four years?


Vote for revenge...for having him as President?  Well, punish those enemies.
 
Its silly political rhetoric, but c'mon Obama.  Why not vote for Hope?  Or vote Forward?  
 
2012-11-03 05:35:16 PM  

RexTalionis: Brick-House:

Funnily enough, that guy (the actual guy) is a big donor to the Democratic Party.


Really?

I may have to start drinking.
 
2012-11-03 05:37:01 PM  
I voted for Obama as Obama gets the job done. The GOP are sociopaths, without empathy, who crave death, destruction, and poverty for all but their elite few.

3,000 corpses in new york and penns are a testament to GOP failures.
 
2012-11-03 05:37:57 PM  
Isn't that what Romney based his entire campaign on? Don't vote for Romney because he's the best candidate; vote for Romney because otherwise the GOP in Congress are going to drive the country into a ditch because the President's a Democrat.
 
2012-11-03 05:38:29 PM  
FTFA: "No, no, no, Don't boo. Vote," Obama told the crowd. "Voting is the best revenge."

So... am I the only one who doesn't see a problem with this statement?
 
2012-11-03 05:38:31 PM  
FTA: ""I think it's a terrible message to be sending," Romney senior adviser Kevin Madden said,"

As opposed to say, which of the horrendous, BS comments and proposals from not just Romney, but the legit rape proclaimers and hypocrites of the GOP?

The disconnect with these conservative idiots never ceases to amaze me. However, this weekend and the next few days are going to be the ones where they can say just about anything as they pretty much have nothing to lose that it is looking like they already lost.
 
2012-11-03 05:39:45 PM  

HeartBurnKid: FTFA: "No, no, no, Don't boo. Vote," Obama told the crowd. "Voting is the best revenge."

So... am I the only one who doesn't see a problem with this statement?


[raises hand]

I don't have a problem with it either. Actually, I like the the push back.
 
2012-11-03 05:39:56 PM  

Antimatter: I voted for Obama as Obama gets the job done. The GOP are sociopaths, without empathy, who crave death, destruction, and poverty for all but their elite few.

3,000 corpses in new york and penns are a testament to GOP failures.


You're not even exaggerating - they really are hateful and vicious.
 
2012-11-03 05:41:21 PM  
It is very cold... in space.
 
2012-11-03 05:41:28 PM  

HeartBurnKid: FTFA: "No, no, no, Don't boo. Vote," Obama told the crowd. "Voting is the best revenge."

So... am I the only one who doesn't see a problem with this statement?


i'm wondering if i'm the only person who remembers this as stock audience banter from the last campaign.

i wasn't told to be outraged at it last time, so i'll have to evaluate this one differently. or something.
 
2012-11-03 05:41:43 PM  
"Revenge may be a dish best served cold"

I'm sorry, Jell-O was the word we were looking for. Jell-O.
 
2012-11-03 05:42:40 PM  
Am I still allowed to use this?

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-03 05:42:44 PM  
Serious GOP you are the biggest pussies on the planet!
 
2012-11-03 05:43:01 PM  

HeartBurnKid: FTFA: "No, no, no, Don't boo. Vote," Obama told the crowd. "Voting is the best revenge."

So... am I the only one who doesn't see a problem with this statement?


This. My impression is that he is asking his supports to focus their negative energy into a positive civic exercise. Poorly chosen words perhaps but give me a break. "Show them how mad (or fed-up) you are by voting" would have been better.
 
2012-11-03 05:43:24 PM  

Snarfangel: "Revenge may be a dish best served cold"

I'm sorry, Jell-O was the word we were looking for. Jell-O.


Judges would have also accepted "Gazpacho" there.

/Well, yeah, except for Judge Rimmer, of course.
 
2012-11-03 05:44:01 PM  

Snarfangel: "Revenge may be a dish best served cold"

I'm sorry, Jell-O was the word we were looking for. Jell-O.


And General Tso's.
 
2012-11-03 05:45:05 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: I had my chance to get "revenge" on a carload of people who were standed. (car had Obama stickers anlong with quite a few anti-everything stickers. They were in the middle of nowhere and had at least a 10 mile walk.
Instead of taking revenge, I gave all 5 of them a ride and called a tow truck to get their car somewhere to be fixed.
They were all very surprised I was a conservative and talked about how they had heard and believed all of :us people" were full of hate and only cared about hurting "their kind".

Learning about both sides before making blind decisions based on what MSNBC says is a much wiser way to live.
When they offered me money for helping, I said no thanks. Give to relief efforts instead...even if Obama said not to.

/yes, after not being able to work for more than a year because of my stroke and a bout with cancer, I'm broke. But right now there are others who are more in need of help.



That was an amazing, not made up at all, story.
 
2012-11-03 05:46:04 PM  
It is "revenge" to not hire someone who acts like an asshole during a job interview?
 
2012-11-03 05:46:59 PM  
I've heard living well is the best revenge, why couldn't voting well?
 
2012-11-03 05:47:52 PM  
"I think it's a terrible message to be sending," Romney senior adviser Kevin Madden said, according to Fox News. "The contrast could not be more stark. Governor Romney is out campaigning on a positive message of change while the president is talking about revenge."

Jesus H Christ, you'd think if ANYONE would know what "negative" looked like, it would be the assholes at Fox. Can we just nuke the Fox production facilities already? They have done more damage to the planet than any other political agency out there. What a bunch of lying bastards.
 
2012-11-03 05:48:58 PM  

FlashHarry: quatchi: Governor Romney is out campaigning on a positive message of change while the president is talking about revenge."

governor romney - right now - is claiming that chrysler is shipping jobs to china. this is blatantly false and has been decried by the media and flatly denied by chrysler.

so, yeah.


He's so positive!

*except for all the times he's not.
 
2012-11-03 05:49:00 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Great strategy....if you are the challenger.

Doesn't 0bama know that he has been President the last four years?


Yes, he knows. He was talking specifically to people in the audience who booed when Romney's lie about Chrysler was mentioned. The right wing media didn't tell you that because they know you are all dumbshiat easily brainwashed low information idiots who soak up everything they say without critical thought.
 
2012-11-03 05:49:08 PM  

HeartBurnKid: FTFA: "No, no, no, Don't boo. Vote," Obama told the crowd. "Voting is the best revenge."

So... am I the only one who doesn't see a problem with this statement?


Nope. Anyone who isn't already looking for a reason to hate the President would think "yeah, that's pretty standard campaign rhetoric." But the GOP have become the party of permanent outrage, so anything Obama says, they have to find a way to spin it negatively. If Obama says "Hello," the GOP will start shrieking because it starts with "hell."
 
2012-11-03 05:49:33 PM  

keytronic: jehovahs witness protection: I had my chance to get "revenge" on a carload of people who were standed. (car had Obama stickers anlong with quite a few anti-everything stickers. They were in the middle of nowhere and had at least a 10 mile walk.
Instead of taking revenge, I gave all 5 of them a ride and called a tow truck to get their car somewhere to be fixed.
They were all very surprised I was a conservative and talked about how they had heard and believed all of :us people" were full of hate and only cared about hurting "their kind".

Learning about both sides before making blind decisions based on what MSNBC says is a much wiser way to live.
When they offered me money for helping, I said no thanks. Give to relief efforts instead...even if Obama said not to.

/yes, after not being able to work for more than a year because of my stroke and a bout with cancer, I'm broke. But right now there are others who are more in need of help.


That was an amazing, not made up at all, story.


Yeah,um, when did Obama tell people not to donate to relief efforts?
 
2012-11-03 05:50:01 PM  
Revenge may be a dish best served cold, but is it anyway to base your vote on?

It is if you're a Klingon.
 
2012-11-03 05:51:21 PM  

ghare: Yeah,um, when did Obama tell people not to donate to relief efforts?


Anti-Obama did on Counter Earth. It's just as bad, really.
 
2012-11-03 05:52:45 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Great strategy....if you are the challenger.

Doesn't 0bama know that he has been President the last four years?


Still telling people that Romney is going to win, or has reality dawned on you yet?
 
2012-11-03 05:53:13 PM  
...but is it anyway to base your vote on?

"Anyway" is an adverb, and it means regardless or in any event.
"Any way" is a paired adjective and noun meaning any particular course, direction, or manner.

/just sayin'
 
2012-11-03 05:53:16 PM  
This headline is gramatically incorrect.
 
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