Sleazy_as_Pie: Does the Daily Fail have a team dedicated to finding/making up medical and mental conditions?Just off the top of my head, there's this, the girl who is aroused by the statue of liberty, and the girl who is constantly orgasming. And that's just in the last few months.
SnyderCat: Was he a bass guitarist?I have a real thing for bass guitarists.
Ghastly: Why do I read shiat like this when I suffer from OCD. Now I'm going to be convinced every headache I have is a brain tumour caused by my being a musician.
wildcardjack: Was he playing something Justin Beiber? Please tell me he was covering something Justin Beiber, I so want that Canadian dildo to be classified as a carcinogen and wrapped in two layers of plastic before being hermetically sealed in a steel cask under Yucca Mountain.
LewDux: ...guy walks into a guitar convention, picks up a guitar and begins to play. He plays so beautifully that before he has finished the song, he has attracted a crowd of guitarist onlookers."What is that strange tuning?!" he is asked."EADGBE" he replies.
UsikFark: LewDux: ...guy walks into a guitar convention, picks up a guitar and begins to play. He plays so beautifully that before he has finished the song, he has attracted a crowd of guitarist onlookers."What is that strange tuning?!" he is asked."EADGBE" he replies.Standard tuning is for nuns.
7th Son of a 7th Son: [www.metal-archives.com image 350x427]:(
ArmoredFelix: I'm not even a drummer, but rhythm is the most fundamental aspect to music there is. They are the band leaders. Nobody can play their instrument without them setting the beat.
SurfaceTension: Drummers don't make music?
Millennium: SurfaceTension: Drummers don't make music?It's not that; it's that they tend to get shot, suffer freak industrial accidents, or spontaneously combust long before a brain tumor could become problematic (or even detectable). Just look at Spinal Tap.
Charlie Freak: SnyderCat: Was he a bass guitarist?I have a real thing for bass guitarists.How you doin?/couldn't resist
Solid Muldoon: What do you call a drummer who broke up with his girlfriend?Homeless.
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