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2012-11-03 03:36:33 PM
so the same person comes at around the same time almost every day, and nothing bad happens. and yet you still freak out.

i thought dogs were supposed to be smart.
 
2012-11-03 03:46:44 PM
As much as I prefer normal-sized dogs over the little yippy ones, I have to admit that was cute.
 
2012-11-03 03:52:41 PM
the kangaroo videos after this are good
 
2012-11-03 03:53:25 PM
God, that dog is dumb.
 
2012-11-03 04:06:13 PM
That was adorable -- and made my shiatzu get up and look around for his squeaky toy. Doofus.
 
2012-11-03 04:06:53 PM
Somebody mail that dog a steak!
 
2012-11-03 04:20:10 PM

thisiszombocom: so the same person comes at around the same time almost every day, and nothing bad happens. and yet you still freak out.

i thought dogs were supposed to be smart.


Every day, the same person comes around, at almost the same time, and something bad almost happens. Why, if I hadn't barked like a crazy mofo, who knows what else might have come through the slot of doom? Damn good thing I was there to protect the house. Just to be safe, I'll bark even louder next time.

Who's the smart one now?

/how a dog really thinks.
 
2012-11-03 04:49:41 PM
squeeky toy noise

I went to walmart and used a new one to record a ring-tone on my phone. Yes, some phones can record their own farking ring tone.

Its hilarious when it goes off around dogs. Shiny New Squeaky Toy sound drives em nuts.
 
2012-11-03 05:05:59 PM

thisiszombocom: so the same person comes at around the same time almost every day, and nothing bad the most fun thing in the world happens, and you freak out.


That dog thinks that's greatest event in the history of the world. Everyday.
 
2012-11-03 05:09:12 PM
Bad dog.

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2012-11-03 05:16:07 PM
Lol..my little chocolate lab puppy heard the squeaky toy and came running into the room..

/so cute...
 
2012-11-03 05:20:23 PM

prjindigo: squeeky toy noise

I went to walmart and used a new one to record a ring-tone on my phone. Yes, some phones can record their own farking ring tone.

Its hilarious when it goes off around dogs. Shiny New Squeaky Toy sound drives em nuts.


Aren't you worried that someday your phone is going to get obliterated by a dog?
 
2012-11-03 05:20:54 PM

thisiszombocom: so the same person comes at around the same time almost every day, and nothing bad happens. and yet you still freak out.

i thought dogs were supposed to be smart.


everyday the dog tosses the mail, and every day there is no problem. seems to me the dog doing something right.
 
2012-11-03 05:27:31 PM

PiperArrow: thisiszombocom: so the same person comes at around the same time almost every day, and nothing bad happens. and yet you still freak out.

i thought dogs were supposed to be smart.

Every day, the same person comes around, at almost the same time, and something bad almost happens. Why, if I hadn't barked like a crazy mofo, who knows what else might have come through the slot of doom? Damn good thing I was there to protect the house. Just to be safe, I'll bark even louder next time.

Who's the smart one now?

/how a dog really thinks.


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2012-11-03 08:04:05 PM
It's positive reinforcement. The person shows up, dog barks and goes nuts, and the person goes away. The dog thinks it scared them off like it was supposed to.

It's only funny when it's someone else's mail though. A little training and that dog would either bring the mail gently or quit tearing it apart.
 
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2012-11-03 08:25:37 PM
euthanize dat biatch!
 
2012-11-03 09:05:55 PM

Fish in a Barrel: prjindigo: squeeky toy noise

I went to walmart and used a new one to record a ring-tone on my phone. Yes, some phones can record their own farking ring tone.

Its hilarious when it goes off around dogs. Shiny New Squeaky Toy sound drives em nuts.

Aren't you worried that someday your phone is going to get obliterated by a dog?


My black lab once ate our DVD player....for no reason at all...it wasn't on or plugged in. It was making no sound. The whole thing was...cold-blooded. I walk right in mid-massacre and he looks at me and says, "I swear, by the nose-hairs of Fu Manchu, I. Did. Not. Eat. This. DVD player."

Nothing was said again, but when he walks in front of the entertainment center my pupils widen a bit and he knows...he knows.

Srsly...DVD player?! Tell me your absolute weird story.
 
2012-11-03 09:32:37 PM

DaCaptain19: Fish in a Barrel: prjindigo: squeeky toy noise

I went to walmart and used a new one to record a ring-tone on my phone. Yes, some phones can record their own farking ring tone.

Its hilarious when it goes off around dogs. Shiny New Squeaky Toy sound drives em nuts.

Aren't you worried that someday your phone is going to get obliterated by a dog?

My black lab once ate our DVD player....for no reason at all...it wasn't on or plugged in. It was making no sound. The whole thing was...cold-blooded. I walk right in mid-massacre and he looks at me and says, "I swear, by the nose-hairs of Fu Manchu, I. Did. Not. Eat. This. DVD player."

Nothing was said again, but when he walks in front of the entertainment center my pupils widen a bit and he knows...he knows.

Srsly...DVD player?! Tell me your absolute weird story.


LOL. Cool story, bro.

Closest thing I have to that is the time my cat ate my hearing aid.
 
2012-11-03 09:56:18 PM
I like how after he's done tossing the envelopes, he spits back at the mail slot as if to say "coward!"
 
2012-11-04 04:08:57 AM

DaCaptain19: Fish in a Barrel: prjindigo: squeeky toy noise

I went to walmart and used a new one to record a ring-tone on my phone. Yes, some phones can record their own farking ring tone.

Its hilarious when it goes off around dogs. Shiny New Squeaky Toy sound drives em nuts.

Aren't you worried that someday your phone is going to get obliterated by a dog?

My black lab once ate our DVD player....for no reason at all...it wasn't on or plugged in. It was making no sound. The whole thing was...cold-blooded. I walk right in mid-massacre and he looks at me and says, "I swear, by the nose-hairs of Fu Manchu, I. Did. Not. Eat. This. DVD player."

Nothing was said again, but when he walks in front of the entertainment center my pupils widen a bit and he knows...he knows.

Srsly...DVD player?! Tell me your absolute weird story.


Labs in general are known for eating damn near anything, and for no reason. When I was a kid, our black lab ate a sponge and several pairs of socks among other things. The kicker, though, was when she swallowed her entire leash. We thought we had just lost the leash somewhere, until we heard her howling in the hallway and saw the damn thing coming out the back end. Poor old mom had to help pull it out.

Our yellow lab was dumb and ate lots of things, too, but at least they were usually living at some point. One time she came into the house with that big "OH I have something wonderful in my mouth but I'm not going to give it up to you unless you ask sternly" grin that labs get. Mom yelled her to drop it, and she did... it was a badly decomposing muskrat head. Us kids scattered quickly, with mom yelling at us, "Get back here! SHE IS YOUR DOG!!!".

Mom didn't like labs too much.
 
2012-11-04 07:35:46 AM
My dog ate my dentures.
 
2012-11-04 06:58:27 PM
Woke up one morning and my new puppy had eaten about a square foot of my blanket. She was also undeterred by hot sauce, and chewed my ethernet cord in half once.

Now she knows what's hers, and therefore cool to chew on.
 
2012-11-05 01:01:25 AM
My dog chewed my stuff randomly. Until one day I forgot something. Went back in after 5 mins and there she was dragging my stuff out to chew it. She dropped it and it never happened again.
 
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