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Ficoce: Anyone have the link to the FBI finding that the razor blade scare from years ago turned out to be the parents?
mbillips: Until someone shows evidence to the contrary, I ALWAYS assume this sort of thing is Munchhauser's Syndrome By Proxy. Odds of batshiat crazy mom doctoring candy for attention are WAY more likely than random stranger doctoring candy for the lulz.
atomic-age: Ivo Shandor: "...but Worrell worries what could have happened if she had not checked the contents first..."Scenario #1: Kid looks at it, sees it's not candy, ignores it.Scenario #2: "Mommy, this lollipop tastes like bleeding."Guess which one is going to happen every. farking. time. in the real world. Save your outrage and hysteria for something like this.Giving cocaine away for free?you'redoingitwrong.jpg
Archie Goodwin: It's not a razor, it's a message.
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