If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Live5 News Charleston)   For Halloween, child finds urban legend in her stash; mother finds sand in hers   (live5news.com) divider line 27
    More: Amusing, Myrtle Beach, Halloween, Halloween candy, North Charleston, new immigration, Bic  
•       •       •

21727 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Nov 2012 at 12:24 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Smartest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2012-11-03 09:08:08 AM
12 votes:
If a wrapped, unused razor is a threat to your ten year old you have failed as a parent.
2012-11-03 08:50:08 AM
5 votes:
Those things are expensive. Should have sent the kid for another round to get the replacement blades.
2012-11-03 12:55:48 PM
3 votes:
Somebody on that block is a god amongst trolls.
2012-11-03 09:01:05 AM
3 votes:
"appeared to still be in it's original package, but Worrell worries what could have happened"

I'm more worried about the misused apostrophe
2012-11-03 12:48:56 PM
2 votes:
" unacceptable." hate that overused word. Usually voiced by the "I'm in charge here" asshats.
2012-11-03 12:46:00 PM
2 votes:
Until someone shows evidence to the contrary, I ALWAYS assume this sort of thing is Munchhauser's Syndrome By Proxy. Odds of batshiat crazy mom doctoring candy for attention are WAY more likely than random stranger doctoring candy for the lulz.
2012-11-03 12:30:10 PM
2 votes:
This

foodcourtlunch.com

and this

www.gomauri.com

Are not the same. How exactly is this news? Unless the mom is completely hirsute and dad is a full face beard man I imagine they have razors in the house. Or is this the type of woman who tapes foam to all the corners in the house?
2012-11-03 12:29:16 PM
2 votes:
Sounds like a AW trying to get in the news. Calling shenanigans on the whole thing. 

meggitymegs.files.wordpress.com
2012-11-03 12:26:07 PM
2 votes:
Holy crap. Their house is so childproof that their kids don't have access to anything as dangerous as a safety razor? Those kids will leave the house and promptly get darwinned. Sometimes I think that overparenting is worse than underparenting.
2012-11-03 06:02:32 PM
1 votes:
Usually I'm perfectly fine with calling out stupid parents but I don't really think her reaction was so outrageous. Obviously a 10 year old should be smart enough not to hurt herself but if someone is making a joke of passing out packaged razors, if they ended up in the bag of a smaller child who thought it was a toy, it was worth letting other parents know so they they could check the bags extra carefully.

She might not have known which house put it in, and it sounds like they visited multiple streets, so she told the HOA so that other parents could be alerted. It probably didn't need to be a news article but it doesn't seem unreasonable.
2012-11-03 05:44:39 PM
1 votes:
stuffpoint.com

Show me your mossy bank
2012-11-03 02:58:19 PM
1 votes:
So the ten year old kid couldn't tell a packaged razor from a handful of candy thrown in her bag? You would think the kid would go 'wow, that's weird, Mrs.So and So gave me a packaged razor'.
2012-11-03 02:33:25 PM
1 votes:
Among adults or friends, this is actually really funny. I laughed when I read the story. However, when played as a prank anonymously on a child, it's really kind of creepy.
2012-11-03 02:12:16 PM
1 votes:
Even money that she did it herself for attention whoring purposes.
2012-11-03 01:43:31 PM
1 votes:

Ficoce: Anyone have the link to the FBI finding that the razor blade scare from years ago turned out to be the parents?


Here it is from Cracked.
2012-11-03 01:33:19 PM
1 votes:
Anyone have the link to the FBI finding that the razor blade scare from years ago turned out to be the parents?

With all the 16-18 year old crowd out gathering candy - they should include condoms with the razors.
2012-11-03 01:24:38 PM
1 votes:

mbillips: Until someone shows evidence to the contrary, I ALWAYS assume this sort of thing is Munchhauser's Syndrome By Proxy. Odds of batshiat crazy mom doctoring candy for attention are WAY more likely than random stranger doctoring candy for the lulz.


I think you may be on to something.
2012-11-03 01:21:11 PM
1 votes:

atomic-age: Ivo Shandor: "...but Worrell worries what could have happened if she had not checked the contents first..."

Scenario #1: Kid looks at it, sees it's not candy, ignores it.
Scenario #2: "Mommy, this lollipop tastes like bleeding."

Guess which one is going to happen every. farking. time. in the real world. Save your outrage and hysteria for something like this.

Giving cocaine away for free?

you'redoingitwrong.jpg


Can I dress up and go trick or treating there?
2012-11-03 01:11:45 PM
1 votes:
"...but Worrell worries what could have happened if she had not checked the contents first..."

Scenario #1: Kid looks at it, sees it's not candy, ignores it.
Scenario #2: "Mommy, this lollipop tastes like bleeding."

Guess which one is going to happen every. farking. time. in the real world. Save your outrage and hysteria for something like this.
2012-11-03 12:57:55 PM
1 votes:
I'm sorry but that is funny. I have a trick-or-treat age kid, and that is funny. The fact that it is completely harmless in it's packaging seems lost on mom too.
2012-11-03 12:47:02 PM
1 votes:
www.chuqui.com

"I got a rock"
2012-11-03 12:34:07 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-03 12:33:33 PM
1 votes:

Archie Goodwin: It's not a razor, it's a message.


The message being, "Damn, lady, shave that furry little tribble of yours. And your child, too, while you are at it."
2012-11-03 12:32:31 PM
1 votes:
It was a safety razor in the package...anyone else thinking that this woman is generally a cow and someone in her HOA did it on purpose to see what kind of spectacle she would make of it?
2012-11-03 12:30:53 PM
1 votes:
It's not a razor, it's a message.
2012-11-03 11:25:13 AM
1 votes:
Oh, FFS

/shut up and go shave your legs
2012-11-03 09:58:02 AM
1 votes:
Wait. I think we need to point out something. Mother finds razor in child's candy. Does mother call cops? No! SHE CALLS HER FARKING HOA!
 
Displayed 27 of 27 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report