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(Live5 News Charleston)   For Halloween, child finds urban legend in her stash; mother finds sand in hers   (live5news.com) divider line 31
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2012-11-03 12:47:02 PM  
7 votes:
www.chuqui.com

"I got a rock"
2012-11-03 08:50:08 AM  
6 votes:
Those things are expensive. Should have sent the kid for another round to get the replacement blades.
2012-11-03 09:01:05 AM  
4 votes:
"appeared to still be in it's original package, but Worrell worries what could have happened"

I'm more worried about the misused apostrophe
2012-11-03 01:08:03 PM  
3 votes:
i45.tinypic.com
2012-11-03 12:55:48 PM  
3 votes:
Somebody on that block is a god amongst trolls.
2012-11-03 05:44:39 PM  
2 votes:
stuffpoint.com

Show me your mossy bank
2012-11-03 12:39:31 PM  
2 votes:
FTFA: The razor that her daughter came home with appeared to still be in it's original package, but Worrell worries what could have happened if she had not checked the contents first, and what if other children received a razor and their parents don't know.

Your daughter is only 10, she's already smooth down there. Nothing to worry about.
2012-11-03 12:33:33 PM  
2 votes:

Archie Goodwin: It's not a razor, it's a message.


The message being, "Damn, lady, shave that furry little tribble of yours. And your child, too, while you are at it."
2012-11-03 12:33:20 PM  
2 votes:
louderback.com

A frozen Disney?
2012-11-03 09:58:02 AM  
2 votes:
Wait. I think we need to point out something. Mother finds razor in child's candy. Does mother call cops? No! SHE CALLS HER FARKING HOA!
2012-11-03 09:10:03 AM  
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

You're doing it wrong.
2012-11-03 09:08:08 AM  
2 votes:
If a wrapped, unused razor is a threat to your ten year old you have failed as a parent.
2012-11-03 02:30:32 PM  
1 votes:

Psylent1: NutWrench: That's a weird Halloween gift.

They ran out of toothpaste.


Maybe the kid had a beard.
2012-11-03 02:14:50 PM  
1 votes:

Psylent1: NutWrench: That's a weird Halloween gift.

They ran out of toothpaste.


and raisins.
2012-11-03 01:36:02 PM  
1 votes:

ParallelUniverseParking: MISLEADING HEADLINE ... I thought it was one of these:
[i.i.com.com image 440x330] 
Glad it wasn't - that kid got lucky.


Tell me about it. The poor kid would have to dig through multiple obscure menus.
2012-11-03 01:22:21 PM  
1 votes:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: atomic-age: Ivo Shandor: "...but Worrell worries what could have happened if she had not checked the contents first..."

Scenario #1: Kid looks at it, sees it's not candy, ignores it.
Scenario #2: "Mommy, this lollipop tastes like bleeding."

Guess which one is going to happen every. farking. time. in the real world. Save your outrage and hysteria for something like this.

Giving cocaine away for free?

you'redoingitwrong.jpg

Can I dress up and go trick or treating there?


Alright, we can go trick or treating together...

/I`m hoping for treats of cocaine and tricks from the hookers.
2012-11-03 01:21:27 PM  
1 votes:

atomic-age: Ivo Shandor: "...but Worrell worries what could have happened if she had not checked the contents first..."

Scenario #1: Kid looks at it, sees it's not candy, ignores it.
Scenario #2: "Mommy, this lollipop tastes like bleeding."

Guess which one is going to happen every. farking. time. in the real world. Save your outrage and hysteria for something like this.

Giving cocaine away for free?

you'redoingitwrong.jpg


Yeah, don`t give it to the kids. Give it to me!
2012-11-03 01:19:21 PM  
1 votes:
Mother find product designed not to cut the skin.

Worries her child may cut itself.

/It will when it grows up but not because of the razor...
2012-11-03 01:11:45 PM  
1 votes:
"...but Worrell worries what could have happened if she had not checked the contents first..."

Scenario #1: Kid looks at it, sees it's not candy, ignores it.
Scenario #2: "Mommy, this lollipop tastes like bleeding."

Guess which one is going to happen every. farking. time. in the real world. Save your outrage and hysteria for something like this.
2012-11-03 12:50:22 PM  
1 votes:
You know your child is hairy when someone starts anonymously donating razors to you.

/Did mom fark a Yeti or something?
2012-11-03 12:48:56 PM  
1 votes:
" unacceptable." hate that overused word. Usually voiced by the "I'm in charge here" asshats.
2012-11-03 12:48:23 PM  
1 votes:

Archie Goodwin: It's not a razor, it's a message.


bingo! and the woman is so incredibly stupid the not so subtle hint flies right over her empty head. OMG, her husband must have bit his lower lip right in half to keep from laughing. the entire neighborhood is going to be bringing this up every Halloween until most of them are dead.

even her little girl is going to catch on in a few years. why is my mommy a clueless moran?

i am so glad my wife is not a stupid woman. i loathe stupid women.
2012-11-03 12:47:37 PM  
1 votes:
Old enough to shave is old enough to miss-behave
2012-11-03 12:35:22 PM  
1 votes:
i50.tinypic.com
2012-11-03 12:34:07 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-03 12:32:31 PM  
1 votes:
It was a safety razor in the package...anyone else thinking that this woman is generally a cow and someone in her HOA did it on purpose to see what kind of spectacle she would make of it?
2012-11-03 12:30:53 PM  
1 votes:
It's not a razor, it's a message.
2012-11-03 12:30:03 PM  
1 votes:
AbbeySomeone
If a wrapped, unused razor is a threat to your ten year old you have failed as a parent.


Give it a year or two and the daughter might even want to use it.
2012-11-03 11:25:13 AM  
1 votes:
Oh, FFS

/shut up and go shave your legs
2012-11-03 09:11:43 AM  
1 votes:
Maybe mom believes in a grassy knoll?
2012-11-03 08:43:05 AM  
1 votes:
Mom is on the bleeding edge of child safety.
 
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