Mom is on the bleeding edge of child safety.

"appeared to still be in it's original package, but Worrell worries what could have happened"

I'm more worried about the misused apostrophe

If a wrapped, unused razor is a threat to your ten year old you have failed as a parent.

You're doing it wrong.

Maybe mom believes in a grassy knoll?

Wait. I think we need to point out something. Mother finds razor in child's candy. Does mother call cops? No! SHE CALLS HER FARKING HOA!

IgnorantBliss: Wait. I think we need to point out something. Mother finds razor in child's candy. Does mother call cops? No! SHE CALLS HER FARKING HOA!


The "Myrtle Beach Golf and Yacht Club"???

The CEO of BIC is probably a neighbor.

Just doing a bit of marketing.

Holy crap. Their house is so childproof that their kids don't have access to anything as dangerous as a safety razor? Those kids will leave the house and promptly get darwinned. Sometimes I think that overparenting is worse than underparenting.

Sounds like a AW trying to get in the news. Calling shenanigans on the whole thing. 

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Are not the same. How exactly is this news? Unless the mom is completely hirsute and dad is a full face beard man I imagine they have razors in the house. Or is this the type of woman who tapes foam to all the corners in the house?

It's not a razor, it's a message.

NutWrench: That's a weird Halloween gift.

They ran out of toothpaste.

It was a safety razor in the package...anyone else thinking that this woman is generally a cow and someone in her HOA did it on purpose to see what kind of spectacle she would make of it?

A frozen Disney?

Yeah that's funny but this isn't

8-year-old girl was pricked by a medical needle found inside her bag of candy

Archie Goodwin: It's not a razor, it's a message.

The message being, "Damn, lady, shave that furry little tribble of yours. And your child, too, while you are at it."

This warms my heart.

Should have put in a bundle of rags with a note saying, "Give this to your mom, she needs it."

FTFA: The razor that her daughter came home with appeared to still be in it's original package, but Worrell worries what could have happened if she had not checked the contents first, and what if other children received a razor and their parents don't know.

Your daughter is only 10, she's already smooth down there. Nothing to worry about.

Psylent1: NutWrench: That's a weird Halloween gift.

They ran out of toothpaste.

Probably pulled it out of the same bag from the drugstore they brought the candy home in.

I once got someone's car and house keys in a little paper bag, and had to go back and knock on more doors to find out whose. Finally, "No, we haven't lost... hey those are our keys!" and since trick-or-treating was over, They gave me about a hundred packages of Whopper malted milk balls they had left over.

FTA: Worrell says that she has contacted her neighborhood HOA about the incident.

It's now official, HOA's trump police.

IgnorantBliss: Wait. I think we need to point out something. Mother finds razor in child's candy. Does mother call cops? No! SHE CALLS HER FARKING HOA!

What law was broken?

Until someone shows evidence to the contrary, I ALWAYS assume this sort of thing is Munchhauser's Syndrome By Proxy. Odds of batshiat crazy mom doctoring candy for attention are WAY more likely than random stranger doctoring candy for the lulz.

"I got a rock"

Old enough to shave is old enough to miss-behave

" unacceptable." hate that overused word. Usually voiced by the "I'm in charge here" asshats.

You know your child is hairy when someone starts anonymously donating razors to you.

/Did mom fark a Yeti or something?

FTFA: "Worrell worries what could have happened if she had not checked the contents first"

I bet we can all see the horror of what could have been.
Obviously the girl would have taken apart the razor gotten the blade out and choked it down with a large coke. Or gone on a murder rampage around the neighborhood because no one was giving out full sized bars. Or slit her mom's throat in the night for not allowing her more candy. Or shaved her head in rebellion. Or cut her own eyelids off from the sugar rush (it's a hell of a drug).

IgnorantBliss: Wait. I think we need to point out something. Mother finds razor in child's candy. Does mother call cops? No! SHE CALLS HER FARKING HOA!

Well, yeah... I mean, the HOA will fine her if she has unregistered guests come over. Cops or not.

Somebody on that block is a god amongst trolls.

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Are not the same. How exactly is this news? Unless the mom is completely hirsute and dad is a full face beard man I imagine they have razors in the house. Or is this the type of woman who tapes foam to all the corners in the house?

Maybe the kid has a unibrow or moustache. The kids at my high school used to tape razors to the locker of one cheerleader who had a prominent moustache.

"...but Worrell worries what could have happened if she had not checked the contents first..."

Scenario #1: Kid looks at it, sees it's not candy, ignores it.
Scenario #2: "Mommy, this lollipop tastes like bleeding."

Guess which one is going to happen every. farking. time. in the real world. Save your outrage and hysteria for something like this.

The mother did this herself to get attention.

Ivo Shandor: "...but Worrell worries what could have happened if she had not checked the contents first..."

Scenario #1: Kid looks at it, sees it's not candy, ignores it.
Scenario #2: "Mommy, this lollipop tastes like bleeding."

Guess which one is going to happen every. farking. time. in the real world. Save your outrage and hysteria for something like this.

Giving cocaine away for free?

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tomWright: You know your child is hairy when someone starts anonymously donating razors to you.

/Did mom fark a Yeti or something?

The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie
What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one

Mother find product designed not to cut the skin.

Worries her child may cut itself.

/It will when it grows up but not because of the razor...