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(Yahoo)   Polish coffin-maker sells calendar with semi-nude models posing with coffins, including one depicted pulling out the heart of a man lying on a casket. Some people in Poland (93% Catholic) have a problem with this   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 79
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2012-11-03 10:02:16 AM
thread useless without pics
 
2012-11-03 10:30:37 AM
img.metro.co.uk
 
2012-11-03 10:40:18 AM
Coffins? In Poland?

I thought they were big on cremation.
 
2012-11-03 10:50:58 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: [img.metro.co.uk image 568x477]


I'd drive a stake through it.
 
2012-11-03 10:52:02 AM
How many dead pols does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they are dead.
 
2012-11-03 10:52:37 AM
I knew there was a reason I woke up speaking Polish this morning...
 
2012-11-03 10:54:57 AM
I guess he was.....breathing life into his business?
 
2012-11-03 10:55:09 AM
This has the company's 2011 calendar - looks like controversial calendars is nothing new. Link possibly NSFW, depending on how uptight your employer is.
 
2012-11-03 10:55:33 AM

MisterLoki: Because People in power are Stupid: [img.metro.co.uk image 568x477]

I'd drive a stake through it.


All that airbrushing and that's the best they could make her look. No thanks. Maybe if she had a decent personality I'd say otherwise but based on the fact that she is getting naked to sell death related goods, I'm betting she's not all there.
 
2012-11-03 10:56:56 AM
Those were actually pretty clever. Not at all what I was expecting.
 
2012-11-03 10:58:48 AM
but how do they bury the survivors?
 
2012-11-03 11:01:23 AM

LemSkroob: but how do they bury the survivors?


We don't bury our dead, we cremate them and put them out to see to dust the sharks.
 
2012-11-03 11:04:08 AM
yellowpress.ws

Thanks Spiralmonkey! 

So do these come with the hardware, or is it BYO for the afterlife? Not that it matters, I'm getting cremated anyway and will use the cheapest cardboard/plywood box.
 
2012-11-03 11:05:53 AM
"Some people in Poland (93% Catholic) have a problem with this"

How dare someone do something we don't agree with! RABBLERABBLERABBLE.
 
2012-11-03 11:06:57 AM

Amos Quito: Coffins? In Poland?

I thought they were big on cremation.



CSB:

One of my coworkers is originally from Poland (and very attractive). A short while after my Grandfather's funeral, she asked how it went, and I mentioned that he had been cremated. She said that it's very rare in Poland...the vast majority of people go with burials.

/The more you know.
//Bonus: She said that cremation reminded her of Auschwitz.
//Wasn't offended.
 
2012-11-03 11:08:27 AM
Whar picures Whar???
 
2012-11-03 11:10:25 AM

The_Sponge: //Bonus: She said that cremation reminded her of Auschwitz.


Auschwitz, the meaning of pain
The way that I want you to die
Slow death, immense decay
Showers that cleanse you of your life
Forced in
Like cattle
You run
Stripped of
Your life's worth
Human mice, for the Angel of Death
Four hundred thousand more to die
 
2012-11-03 11:10:42 AM
weirdestboner.jpg
 
2012-11-03 11:11:39 AM
A one-eyed black Guy walks into a Polish bar. Bar owner says "hey, check out this goombah with one eye" everyone places a hand over one eye, and turns to look. /joke is better if you physically do the punchline/ //Polish//
 
2012-11-03 11:14:25 AM
I don't think it's possible to talk about Polish girls without mentioning Kasia. (Google for her, possibly with the word `teen` included. I have a feeling very little will be work safe.)
 
2012-11-03 11:15:13 AM
I'd let her Polish my wooden stake.
 
2012-11-03 11:15:31 AM
Yeah, make it a religious thing. Not what it really is; tasteless.

Like that photoshoot done in the aftermath disaster of Sandy. Again, tasteless.
 
2012-11-03 11:17:18 AM

Amos Quito: Coffins? In Poland?

I thought they were big on cremation.


Subtle...
 
2012-11-03 11:17:41 AM
Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...

The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even farking Jewish, man.

Walter Sobchak: What the fark are you talkin' about?

The Dude: Man, you're farking Polish Catholic...
 
2012-11-03 11:18:26 AM

Trawg: MisterLoki: Because People in power are Stupid: [img.metro.co.uk image 568x477]

I'd drive a stake through it.

All that airbrushing and that's the best they could make her look. No thanks. Maybe if she had a decent personality I'd say otherwise but based on the fact that she is getting naked to sell death related goods, I'm betting she's not all there.



What a Trawg might look like:
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-11-03 11:18:39 AM
OK, I have to be an equal here. How many black guys does it take to shingle a roof? Depends how thin you slice them.
 
2012-11-03 11:19:47 AM

The_Sponge: Amos Quito: Coffins? In Poland?

I thought they were big on cremation.


CSB:

One of my coworkers is originally from Poland (and very attractive). A short while after my Grandfather's funeral, she asked how it went, and I mentioned that he had been cremated. She said that it's very rare in Poland...the vast majority of people go with burials.

/The more you know.
//Bonus: She said that cremation reminded her of Auschwitz.
//Wasn't offended.



When it comes to disposing of my carcass, the cheaper / easier the better.

Cremation, Hefty, Glad, whatever.
 
2012-11-03 11:21:34 AM

herrDrFarkenstein: I'm getting cremated anyway and will use the cheapest cardboard/plywood box.


Both my wife and I agree that funerals are a huge waste of money. If I go first, I'd much rather the wife pay off the car than drop ten grand on a casket. Of course I'll be dead, so I don't care.
 
2012-11-03 11:21:45 AM
MisterLoki
Because People in power are Stupid:
[img.metro.co.uk image 568x477]

I'd drive a stake through it.


You can probably use one of her heels for that.
 
2012-11-03 11:23:11 AM
Because no one else is going to link to them HERE they are, NSFW
 
2012-11-03 11:25:29 AM

Ooba Tooba: OK, I have to be an equal here. How many black guys does it take to shingle a roof? Depends how thin you slice them.


Window seat, aisle seat?

I pick the lap of the certain guy in the window seat myself
 
2012-11-03 11:26:11 AM
Ahhh, Polish girls.

Josie Cosnowski: Too obscure for Fark.
 
2012-11-03 11:27:19 AM

Amos Quito: When it comes to disposing of my carcass, the cheaper / easier the better.

Cremation, Hefty, Glad, whatever.



Or a Folgers can:

i22.photobucket.com

/My costume was almost perfect.
//But they don't use metal cans anymore.
 
2012-11-03 11:27:19 AM

Thisbymaster: Because no one else is going to link to them HERE they are, NSFW


Thank you!

The Italian one is FINE!
 
2012-11-03 11:28:33 AM

Thisbymaster: Because no one else is going to link to them HERE they are, NSFW


Thanks for the link. I think the 2011 calendar (posted earlier) was more creative.
 
2012-11-03 11:28:46 AM

Spiralmonkey: This has the company's 2011 calendar - looks like controversial calendars is nothing new. Link possibly NSFW, depending on how uptight your employer is.


Pretty sure this has been posted on Fark several times before.
 
2012-11-03 11:30:21 AM

Ooba Tooba: OK, I have to be an equal here. How many black guys does it take to shingle a roof? Depends how thin you slice them.


Huh, I heard that one in reference to babies.
 
2012-11-03 11:31:42 AM

Thisbymaster: Because no one else is going to link to them HERE they are, NSFW


Bookmark.

So...is this like Polish Suicide Girls?
 
2012-11-03 11:33:06 AM

DeathRaySanta: Josie Cosnowski


Wow...that is too obscure for everyone except you and Mr. Shepard
 
2012-11-03 11:36:03 AM
You know you're doing it right when the Catholic Church condemns what you're doing.
 
2012-11-03 11:39:20 AM

The_Sponge: Amos Quito: When it comes to disposing of my carcass, the cheaper / easier the better.

Cremation, Hefty, Glad, whatever.


Or a Folgers can:

[i22.photobucket.com image 850x637]

/My costume was almost perfect.
//But they don't use metal cans anymore.



Nice!
 
2012-11-03 11:39:57 AM
A coffin is like a good woman -- Hard on the outside, soft on the inside, and ready for you to slide into.
 
2012-11-03 11:40:05 AM

mekki: Yeah, make it a religious thing. Not what it really is; tasteless.

Like that photoshoot done in the aftermath disaster of Sandy. Again, tasteless.


Semi nude chicks with coffins is tasteless? Damn, here I was hoping that, when my time ends, I would at least get LAID in a coffin. Seems a shame to be that STIFF and not take advantage of the fact.
 
2012-11-03 11:44:48 AM
that guy better watch out!

offending the church in poland can get you thrown in jail.
 
2012-11-03 11:50:44 AM
Due to the popularity of the show Laugh-In, studio execs were at one time considering calling The Munsters "Cough-Inn" (with Herman playing a retired proctologist who runs a bed-and-breakfast with his offbeat and/or zany family) but that idea was shot down for some reason.
 
2012-11-03 11:53:55 AM
The church is pissed that they are all women, no wanking material for them.
 
2012-11-03 11:59:11 AM
i93.photobucket.com

Obligatory
 
2012-11-03 12:01:23 PM

optimus_grime: that guy better watch out!

offending the church in poland can get you thrown in jail.


I believe you are thinking of Russia.


i34.tinypic.com

/hotter than the sun
 
2012-11-03 12:04:07 PM

Trawg: MisterLoki: Because People in power are Stupid: [img.metro.co.uk image 568x477]

I'd drive a stake through it.

All that airbrushing and that's the best they could make her look. No thanks. Maybe if she had a decent personality I'd say otherwise but based on the fact that she is getting naked to sell death related goods, I'm betting she's not all there.


I'm betting she's a model who appeared in the photo for a paycheque and had nothing to do with the concept or composition at all.
 
2012-11-03 12:06:02 PM

Porous Horace: Due to the popularity of the show Laugh-In, studio execs were at one time considering calling The Munsters "Cough-Inn" (with Herman playing a retired proctologist who runs a bed-and-breakfast with his offbeat and/or zany family) but that idea was shot down for some reason.


Not sure if serious.
i93.photobucket.com

/Sock it... to me!
 
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