Because People in power are Stupid: [img.metro.co.uk image 568x477]
MisterLoki: Because People in power are Stupid: [img.metro.co.uk image 568x477]I'd drive a stake through it.
LemSkroob: but how do they bury the survivors?
Amos Quito: Coffins? In Poland?I thought they were big on cremation.
The_Sponge: //Bonus: She said that cremation reminded her of Auschwitz.
Trawg: MisterLoki: Because People in power are Stupid: [img.metro.co.uk image 568x477]I'd drive a stake through it.All that airbrushing and that's the best they could make her look. No thanks. Maybe if she had a decent personality I'd say otherwise but based on the fact that she is getting naked to sell death related goods, I'm betting she's not all there.
The_Sponge: Amos Quito: Coffins? In Poland?I thought they were big on cremation.CSB:One of my coworkers is originally from Poland (and very attractive). A short while after my Grandfather's funeral, she asked how it went, and I mentioned that he had been cremated. She said that it's very rare in Poland...the vast majority of people go with burials./The more you know.//Bonus: She said that cremation reminded her of Auschwitz.//Wasn't offended.
herrDrFarkenstein: I'm getting cremated anyway and will use the cheapest cardboard/plywood box.
Ooba Tooba: OK, I have to be an equal here. How many black guys does it take to shingle a roof? Depends how thin you slice them.
Amos Quito: When it comes to disposing of my carcass, the cheaper / easier the better.Cremation, Hefty, Glad, whatever.
Thisbymaster: Because no one else is going to link to them HERE they are, NSFW
Spiralmonkey: This has the company's 2011 calendar - looks like controversial calendars is nothing new. Link possibly NSFW, depending on how uptight your employer is.
DeathRaySanta: Josie Cosnowski
The_Sponge: Amos Quito: When it comes to disposing of my carcass, the cheaper / easier the better.Cremation, Hefty, Glad, whatever.Or a Folgers can:[i22.photobucket.com image 850x637]/My costume was almost perfect.//But they don't use metal cans anymore.
mekki: Yeah, make it a religious thing. Not what it really is; tasteless.Like that photoshoot done in the aftermath disaster of Sandy. Again, tasteless.
optimus_grime: that guy better watch out!offending the church in poland can get you thrown in jail.
Porous Horace: Due to the popularity of the show Laugh-In, studio execs were at one time considering calling The Munsters "Cough-Inn" (with Herman playing a retired proctologist who runs a bed-and-breakfast with his offbeat and/or zany family) but that idea was shot down for some reason.
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