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(Bitten and Bound)   Mark Cuban offers $1 million to charity if Donald Trump would remove the dead ferret on his head   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 18
    More: Unlikely, Mark Cuban, Donald Trump, Don't Hold Your Breath, bully pulpits  
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2012-11-03 09:23:13 AM  
5 votes:

I_Love_Cheesecake: msnbcmedia1.msn.com


"Soon, I will own all of Metropolis...after I destroy that pesky Man Of Steel!"
2012-11-03 07:55:04 AM  
5 votes:
Trump, do it! That thing on your head misses its home planet. Let it go home before it stands up on your head during a press conference and begs for a peanut.
2012-11-03 10:29:05 AM  
3 votes:
The hair is not a comb-over. It is actually the life form. It is an alien from the planetoid Goolio. The mouthy skin-bag we call Trump is the hair alien's "meat-under."

The hair alien, with its exceptionally ridiculous meat-under which most Gooliolians suspect was grown to cover its inadequate hair penis, was exiled here by its kind after one too many acts of utter asshattery back on Goolio.
2012-11-03 11:36:04 AM  
2 votes:
Hmm. Y'know, a dead ferret might actually be an improvement over Trump's current do. Somebody, contact Chuck Testa!
2012-11-03 10:41:51 AM  
2 votes:
I saw a side shot of Trump's head in a film clip made at some event or other: his comb-over starts at the back, is combed over to the front to form an artificial Pompador, then combed back to a point at the back where it sticks out like a duck's arse. It looks like a custom bicycle helmet, which is why I call it the bicycle helmet.

It really is the Greatest Comb-Over of All Time. He may have been a complete ass, a royal bastard, a bankrupt and a blow-hard, but this is his life's work, his greatest accomplishment. There's no way he'd cut his hair for a mere million. He'd go bankrupt again first. It's easier for a bankrupt rich man to live large with no money than it is to cover male pattern baldness.

But it's still a good joke. Bless Mark Cuban's evil little heart.
2012-11-03 09:00:08 AM  
2 votes:
msnbcmedia1.msn.com
2012-11-03 08:54:49 AM  
2 votes:
It's kind of weird when rich people troll each other!
2012-11-03 05:03:11 PM  
1 votes:

Optimus Composite: Why didn't Obama take Trump up on his offer?


Why didn't Trump take Colbert up on his offer?
2012-11-03 02:34:45 PM  
1 votes:
Most guys* do not realize the liberation that a shaved head can bring. It increases the effectiveness of air conditioning and conversely opens up a wide range of awesome hats that can be used to accessorize your ensemble; It can aid in acquiring affection from your gender of choice; and unless you have an most unfortunately shaped head, usually looks much less ridiculous than that thing that currently lives atop of The Donald's pate.

*I have also noticed a growing number of women embracing the joys of a liberated scalp!
2012-11-03 09:55:13 AM  
1 votes:
How about a TRILLION dollars?
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2012-11-03 09:54:35 AM  
1 votes:
maybe Mr.Trump made the poor choice in his youth of having a huge pot leaf tattoo with "I Party Naked!" & the naked girl silhouette seen on truckers mud flaps put on his bulbous cranium.
2012-11-03 09:33:36 AM  
1 votes:
Only Trump could find a way to have a casino go bankrupt.

/Bestest buziness man ever!
2012-11-03 09:16:29 AM  
1 votes:

spman: I don't get it, do people seriously believe that Trumps hair isn't real? Yeah, it's a crazy comb over job, but it isn't fake


Ok you're right, the accuracy of Trump's hair status is serious business. Stop joking about it, everyone.
2012-11-03 09:15:16 AM  
1 votes:

gadian: Now I'm imagining the hair flying away yelling "I must go, my people need me!".


"Goodbye ,and thanks for all the caviar"
2012-11-03 09:14:50 AM  
1 votes:

I_Love_Cheesecake: [msnbcmedia1.msn.com image 216x298]


The horror..... the horror.....
2012-11-03 09:03:24 AM  
1 votes:
Poor Trump, almost no one stands behind this level of idiocy. Not even Fox News supports this effort, but then again they have bigger fish to fry. Like Geraldo Rivera's news breaking special "What's in the Secret Vault at Benghazi?"
2012-11-03 08:49:58 AM  
1 votes:
Now I'm imagining the hair flying away yelling "I must go, my people need me!".
2012-11-03 08:12:59 AM  
1 votes:
Mark Cuban: Accidental billionaire wealth done right.
 
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