Two Dogs Farking: Colbert did it much better.
I_Love_Cheesecake: [msnbcmedia1.msn.com image 216x298]
gadian: Now I'm imagining the hair flying away yelling "I must go, my people need me!".
spman: I don't get it, do people seriously believe that Trumps hair isn't real? Yeah, it's a crazy comb over job, but it isn't fake
Optimus Primate: Struggling, sad bald dudes are weird...all of them. Trump is just a famous example. It's almost like they are UNABLE to see how foolish the combed-over wisps of fur look.If Trump was to simply "shave the lot" he would probably look very much badass (see Shopped pic above).I've know plenty of bald dudes who just embraced it. Sure, it sucks...but it's just hair. Men with true strength of character can get past the vanity and embrace the bald 100%.
Pista: It's clearly not a ferret.It's a tribble for sure
Abox: Nobody looks that ridiculous without a reason.
MooseUpNorth: Abox: Nobody looks that ridiculous without a reason.Delusionally colossal ego while being surrounded by sycophants who would be fired for contradicting the boss? Yeah, I see it. The Emperor has a horrifically bad comb-over. It's just that he never gets close enough to the little people for some credible innocent (like a young child) to point it out to him.
SnyderCat: Or an honest woman who is COMPLETELY unimpressed by wealth. Not entirely impossible to find.
MooseUpNorth: SnyderCat: Or an honest woman who is COMPLETELY unimpressed by wealth. Not entirely impossible to find.Remember, he's a birfer. It's much too easy for Trump to assume malice or agenda where there is none. When I mean innocent, I mean _innocent_. Four year old, Downs' kid, some granny with advanced alzheimers. Something like that. Those are the only folks with any real chance of being heard.
SnyderCat: How about a profoundly autistic grandma?
FuryOfFirestorm: I_Love_Cheesecake: [msnbcmedia1.msn.com image 216x298]"Soon, I will own all of Metropolis...after I destroy that pesky Man Of Steel!"
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