Trump, do it! That thing on your head misses its home planet. Let it go home before it stands up on your head during a press conference and begs for a peanut.

Colbert did it much better.

Two Dogs Farking: Colbert did it much better.

I don't get it, do people seriously believe that Trumps hair isn't real? Yeah, it's a crazy comb over job, but it isn't fake

spman: I don't get it, do people seriously believe that Trumps hair isn't real? Yeah, it's a crazy comb over job, but it isn't fake 

No shiat Sherlock! We couldn't have figured that out without your brilliance. You sir are a modern farktard marvel and a wealth of useless information.

maybe Mr.Trump made the poor choice in his youth of having a huge pot leaf tattoo with "I Party Naked!" & the naked girl silhouette seen on truckers mud flaps put on his bulbous cranium.

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holy fark, he is lex luthor.

I've seen people say "Why didn't Obama just release his records and take Trump's money?", but I think Obama played this just right. You can't respond to a blatant blackmail attempt like this, and, besides, he knew as well as anyone that Trump would have responded by finding something wrong with the records he released and demanded more. Trump never had any intention to actually pay out that money. This is all about a long carny act to distract from the fact that his company got fired as the management of his signature property. He needs to go away as quickly as possible.

As a nonprofit professional for nearly 25 years who has put blood, sweat and tears into raising money to help people, this bullshiat is getting old. Obscenely wealthy people casually throwing these "challenges" around is offensive. Do you know how hard it is to raise $1 million? $5 million? And these guys could afford to give that much on a whim and never miss it.

But any fundraiser will tell you about the unreasonable hoops the mega-wealthy make people like me jump through to get the crumbs off their table so we can help some people in need. How entitled they feel to tell you exactly how to spend their money, even though they have no clue how to be effective in providing services. The unreasonable and lavish donor benefits they demand for what amounts to a pittance of a gift when compared with their massive wealth.

Thanks for demeaning the act of charity, assclowns.

I saw a side shot of Trump's head in a film clip made at some event or other: his comb-over starts at the back, is combed over to the front to form an artificial Pompador, then combed back to a point at the back where it sticks out like a duck's arse. It looks like a custom bicycle helmet, which is why I call it the bicycle helmet.

It really is the Greatest Comb-Over of All Time. He may have been a complete ass, a royal bastard, a bankrupt and a blow-hard, but this is his life's work, his greatest accomplishment. There's no way he'd cut his hair for a mere million. He'd go bankrupt again first. It's easier for a bankrupt rich man to live large with no money than it is to cover male pattern baldness.

But it's still a good joke. Bless Mark Cuban's evil little heart.

Of all the billionaires on the planet, Mark Cuban is the guy I'd like to have a beer with.

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He looks better that way. :-| srsly