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(Bitten and Bound)   Mark Cuban offers $1 million to charity if Donald Trump would remove the dead ferret on his head   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 71
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2012-11-03 07:55:04 AM  
Trump, do it! That thing on your head misses its home planet. Let it go home before it stands up on your head during a press conference and begs for a peanut.
 
2012-11-03 08:12:59 AM  
Mark Cuban: Accidental billionaire wealth done right.
 
2012-11-03 08:44:54 AM  
Colbert did it much better.
 
2012-11-03 08:49:58 AM  
Now I'm imagining the hair flying away yelling "I must go, my people need me!".
 
2012-11-03 08:52:04 AM  

Two Dogs Farking: Colbert did it much better.

 
2012-11-03 08:54:49 AM  
It's kind of weird when rich people troll each other!
 
2012-11-03 09:00:08 AM  
msnbcmedia1.msn.com
 
2012-11-03 09:02:06 AM  

Two Dogs Farking: Colbert did it much better.


Yes, but this is something that news stations can talk about on-air without feeling embarrassed.

/ Although they SHOULD feel embarrassed whenever discussing something Trump-related
 
2012-11-03 09:02:35 AM  
I don't get it, do people seriously believe that Trumps hair isn't real? Yeah, it's a crazy comb over job, but it isn't fake
 
2012-11-03 09:03:24 AM  
Poor Trump, almost no one stands behind this level of idiocy. Not even Fox News supports this effort, but then again they have bigger fish to fry. Like Geraldo Rivera's news breaking special "What's in the Secret Vault at Benghazi?"
 
2012-11-03 09:14:50 AM  

I_Love_Cheesecake: [msnbcmedia1.msn.com image 216x298]


The horror..... the horror.....
 
2012-11-03 09:15:16 AM  

gadian: Now I'm imagining the hair flying away yelling "I must go, my people need me!".


"Goodbye ,and thanks for all the caviar"
 
2012-11-03 09:16:29 AM  

spman: I don't get it, do people seriously believe that Trumps hair isn't real? Yeah, it's a crazy comb over job, but it isn't fake


Ok you're right, the accuracy of Trump's hair status is serious business. Stop joking about it, everyone.
 
2012-11-03 09:18:33 AM  
Ferret...I swear, that is a dead kitten he wears on his head....and that is just wrong.
 
2012-11-03 09:20:35 AM  
Battle of the Idiots?



written while sitting in my SRO
 
2012-11-03 09:21:37 AM  
Struggling, sad bald dudes are weird...all of them. Trump is just a famous example. It's almost like they are UNABLE to see how foolish the combed-over wisps of fur look.

If Trump was to simply "shave the lot" he would probably look very much badass (see Shopped pic above).

I've know plenty of bald dudes who just embraced it. Sure, it sucks...but it's just hair. Men with true strength of character can get past the vanity and embrace the bald 100%.
 
2012-11-03 09:23:13 AM  

I_Love_Cheesecake: msnbcmedia1.msn.com


"Soon, I will own all of Metropolis...after I destroy that pesky Man Of Steel!"
 
2012-11-03 09:28:27 AM  
It's clearly not a ferret.
It's a tribble for sure
 
2012-11-03 09:30:56 AM  

Optimus Primate: Struggling, sad bald dudes are weird...all of them. Trump is just a famous example. It's almost like they are UNABLE to see how foolish the combed-over wisps of fur look.

If Trump was to simply "shave the lot" he would probably look very much badass (see Shopped pic above).

I've know plenty of bald dudes who just embraced it. Sure, it sucks...but it's just hair. Men with true strength of character can get past the vanity and embrace the bald 100%.



I'm pretty sure he's hiding more than scalp under there or he would have shaved it or at least cut it short a long time ago. Nobody looks that ridiculous without a reason.
 
2012-11-03 09:31:39 AM  

Pista: It's clearly not a ferret.
It's a tribble for sure


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0708480/

Tribbles episode in 1967...how appropriate....

m in 67.
 
2012-11-03 09:33:36 AM  
Only Trump could find a way to have a casino go bankrupt.

/Bestest buziness man ever!
 
2012-11-03 09:35:07 AM  

I_Love_Cheesecake: [msnbcmedia1.msn.com image 216x298]


That picture is worth a cool million.
 
2012-11-03 09:35:21 AM  

Abox: Nobody looks that ridiculous without a reason.


Delusionally colossal ego while being surrounded by sycophants who would be fired for contradicting the boss? Yeah, I see it. The Emperor has a horrifically bad comb-over. It's just that he never gets close enough to the little people for some credible innocent (like a young child) to point it out to him.
 
2012-11-03 09:38:06 AM  

MooseUpNorth: Abox: Nobody looks that ridiculous without a reason.

Delusionally colossal ego while being surrounded by sycophants who would be fired for contradicting the boss? Yeah, I see it. The Emperor has a horrifically bad comb-over. It's just that he never gets close enough to the little people for some credible innocent (like a young child) to point it out to him.


Or an honest woman who is COMPLETELY unimpressed by wealth. Not entirely impossible to find.

*waves*
 
2012-11-03 09:41:29 AM  
trump is a chump, nuff said.
 
2012-11-03 09:49:24 AM  

spman: I don't get it, do people seriously believe that Trumps hair isn't real? Yeah, it's a crazy comb over job, but it isn't fake

 

No shiat Sherlock! We couldn't have figured that out without your brilliance. You sir are a modern farktard marvel and a wealth of useless information.
 
2012-11-03 09:51:36 AM  

SnyderCat: Or an honest woman who is COMPLETELY unimpressed by wealth. Not entirely impossible to find.


Remember, he's a birfer. It's much too easy for Trump to assume malice or agenda where there is none. When I mean innocent, I mean _innocent_. Four year old, Downs' kid, some granny with advanced alzheimers. Something like that. Those are the only folks with any real chance of being heard.
 
2012-11-03 09:52:20 AM  
Optimus Primate: Struggling, sad bald dudes are weird...all of them. Trump is just a famous example. It's almost like they are UNABLE to see how foolish the combed-over wisps of fur look.

That's exactly what it is... self delusion. In college, I had long hair, past my shoulders and it was big, too. It looked great, like early Robert Plant. At least that's what I thought, until I looked at my fraternity composite a couple years ago: "Nope, that's a mullet."
 
2012-11-03 09:54:35 AM  
maybe Mr.Trump made the poor choice in his youth of having a huge pot leaf tattoo with "I Party Naked!" & the naked girl silhouette seen on truckers mud flaps put on his bulbous cranium.
 
2012-11-03 09:54:57 AM  

MooseUpNorth: SnyderCat: Or an honest woman who is COMPLETELY unimpressed by wealth. Not entirely impossible to find.

Remember, he's a birfer. It's much too easy for Trump to assume malice or agenda where there is none. When I mean innocent, I mean _innocent_. Four year old, Downs' kid, some granny with advanced alzheimers. Something like that. Those are the only folks with any real chance of being heard.


How about a profoundly autistic grandma?
 
2012-11-03 09:55:13 AM  
How about a TRILLION dollars?
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2012-11-03 10:02:18 AM  

I_Love_Cheesecake: [msnbcmedia1.msn.com image 216x298]


holy fark, he is lex luthor.
 
2012-11-03 10:03:01 AM  
I've seen people say "Why didn't Obama just release his records and take Trump's money?", but I think Obama played this just right. You can't respond to a blatant blackmail attempt like this, and, besides, he knew as well as anyone that Trump would have responded by finding something wrong with the records he released and demanded more. Trump never had any intention to actually pay out that money. This is all about a long carny act to distract from the fact that his company got fired as the management of his signature property. He needs to go away as quickly as possible.
 
2012-11-03 10:05:52 AM  

SnyderCat: How about a profoundly autistic grandma?


Quite possibly. I suspect it would depend on how obvious it was (to Trump) that this person would be incapable of lying or malice.
 
2012-11-03 10:13:53 AM  
Quite possibly. I suspect it would depend on how obvious it was (to Trump) that this person would be incapable of lying or malice.

Most people think I'm a ditzy blonde slut with no military training or sharpshooting skills, so he probably wouldn't get it.
 
2012-11-03 10:22:29 AM  
Attention whore craves attention.

This applies to both Cuban and Trump.
 
2012-11-03 10:29:05 AM  
The hair is not a comb-over. It is actually the life form. It is an alien from the planetoid Goolio. The mouthy skin-bag we call Trump is the hair alien's "meat-under."

The hair alien, with its exceptionally ridiculous meat-under which most Gooliolians suspect was grown to cover its inadequate hair penis, was exiled here by its kind after one too many acts of utter asshattery back on Goolio.
 
2012-11-03 10:33:08 AM  

I_Love_Cheesecake: [msnbcmedia1.msn.com image 216x298]


He looks a lot like Lex Luthor. He really should go bald just for that alone!
 
2012-11-03 10:36:49 AM  
Is there any Farkers that wouldn't accept either Cuban's or Trump's offer? 6 million dollars to the hurricane relief effort is a win-win. So I say DO IT to both of them.
 
2012-11-03 10:37:04 AM  
As a nonprofit professional for nearly 25 years who has put blood, sweat and tears into raising money to help people, this bullshiat is getting old. Obscenely wealthy people casually throwing these "challenges" around is offensive. Do you know how hard it is to raise $1 million? $5 million? And these guys could afford to give that much on a whim and never miss it.

But any fundraiser will tell you about the unreasonable hoops the mega-wealthy make people like me jump through to get the crumbs off their table so we can help some people in need. How entitled they feel to tell you exactly how to spend their money, even though they have no clue how to be effective in providing services. The unreasonable and lavish donor benefits they demand for what amounts to a pittance of a gift when compared with their massive wealth.

Thanks for demeaning the act of charity, assclowns.
 
2012-11-03 10:41:51 AM  
I saw a side shot of Trump's head in a film clip made at some event or other: his comb-over starts at the back, is combed over to the front to form an artificial Pompador, then combed back to a point at the back where it sticks out like a duck's arse. It looks like a custom bicycle helmet, which is why I call it the bicycle helmet.

It really is the Greatest Comb-Over of All Time. He may have been a complete ass, a royal bastard, a bankrupt and a blow-hard, but this is his life's work, his greatest accomplishment. There's no way he'd cut his hair for a mere million. He'd go bankrupt again first. It's easier for a bankrupt rich man to live large with no money than it is to cover male pattern baldness.

But it's still a good joke. Bless Mark Cuban's evil little heart.
 
2012-11-03 10:58:45 AM  
So is his hair like a 3 foot long wisp?
 
2012-11-03 11:02:22 AM  
How does he sleep with that?
 
2012-11-03 11:03:09 AM  
Of all the billionaires on the planet, Mark Cuban is the guy I'd like to have a beer with.
 
2012-11-03 11:08:55 AM  
"What's in the Secret Vault at Benghazi?"

Dead Americans?
 
2012-11-03 11:15:09 AM  
Someone needs to tell Mark Cuban that Farking over Trump is not like Farking over Yahoo....Trump makes his money by Farking rich people...he knows the game

Of course, if I had a billion dollars like Mark Cuban, I would not support Obama for any elected office. Why support someone who wants to take your money?

Of course....Obama still has not released his college transcripts....for $5 million. Makes you wonder why?

That Obama Presidential Library is going to be quite small.....
 
2012-11-03 11:15:59 AM  
I don't get Donald Trump. He doesn't seem to enjoy doing business like Warren Buffet, or have fun with his money like Richard Branson. He always comes across as a miserable, middle-manager type.
 
2012-11-03 11:19:52 AM  

FuryOfFirestorm: I_Love_Cheesecake: [msnbcmedia1.msn.com image 216x298]

"Soon, I will own all of Metropolis...after I destroy that pesky Man Of Steel!"


I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks bald Trump would make an excellent Lex Luthor.

Seriously, a million bucks or not, he should go for the chrome dome look--it really works for him.
 
2012-11-03 11:36:04 AM  
Hmm. Y'know, a dead ferret might actually be an improvement over Trump's current do. Somebody, contact Chuck Testa!
 
2012-11-03 11:49:33 AM  

I_Love_Cheesecake: [msnbcmedia1.msn.com image 216x298]


He looks better that way. :-| srsly
 
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