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2012-11-03 08:04:58 AM  
yeah, never heard of any of those, nope.

nice blog pimp, internet marketing feeb.
 
2012-11-03 08:12:42 AM  
Really? Green?
 
2012-11-03 08:30:00 AM  
Your blog is lamestain.
 
2012-11-03 08:44:31 AM  
He forgot EABOD.
 
2012-11-03 09:36:53 AM  
Site hates Android. Your blog's site designers suck.
 
2012-11-03 10:18:06 AM  
Nobody needs to know what YOLO is...nobody.
 
2012-11-03 10:18:56 AM  

Spoon over Marin: He forgot EABOD.


Also BIE, EIP, DIAF, UFIA, and "Tits or GTFO".
 
2012-11-03 10:26:44 AM  
Author should STFU ASAP
 
ecl
2012-11-03 10:31:16 AM  
blog.conduit.com

TTYL BROS G2G2 GYM IN 26 MINS.
 
2012-11-03 10:33:20 AM  
OMG WTF BBQ ROFLCOPTER
 
2012-11-03 10:34:13 AM  
I always felt that these were more texting initialisms. Anway, list fails without IANAL.

/heh heh ANAL
 
2012-11-03 10:39:05 AM  

ecl: [blog.conduit.com image 791x189]

TTYL BROS G2G2 GYM IN 26 MINS.


Note to self: Never hire Faster Times Media for any internet content.
 
2012-11-03 10:40:07 AM  
KHITBASH
 
2012-11-03 10:55:42 AM  
DILLIGAF?
 
2012-11-03 10:57:12 AM  
OMGTGGLAMSWSMBBITDWIWAOONB!

/oh my god this gets green lighted and my submission was so much better back in the day when i wore an onion on my belt!
 
2012-11-03 10:58:07 AM  
Good fark'n grief. When was that blog entry written? 2001?

TL;DR it sucks
 
2012-11-03 10:59:58 AM  
SLFFNPMP

/shakes little fist for not previewing my post
 
2012-11-03 11:07:28 AM  
Missed my favorite, posted by some farker long ago: ROTFLDASM. (Rolling on the floor laughing dressed as Sailor Moon)
 
2012-11-03 11:13:17 AM  

Spoon over Marin: He forgot EABOD.


NTTAWWT.
 
2012-11-03 11:17:20 AM  
Don't forget CFNM, JOI and POV.
 
2012-11-03 11:28:40 AM  
FTFA: NP: "No Problem." Used by people whose mothers never taught them to say thank you (or ty).

Yeah um I'm pretty sure people don't say "no problem" to substitute "thank you." They use it to substitute "you're welcome."
 
2012-11-03 11:32:10 AM  
KHITBASH?
 
2012-11-03 11:32:53 AM  

RedPhoenix122: Spoon over Marin: He forgot EABOD.

Also BIE, EIP, DIAF, UFIA, and "Tits or GTFO".


Came for BIE.

Because EIP.
 
2012-11-03 11:33:12 AM  
www.scapegoatmedia.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

www.windows-noob.com

know it alls
 
2012-11-03 11:33:29 AM  

Drubell: FTFA: NP: "No Problem." Used by people whose mothers never taught them to say thank you (or ty).

Yeah um I'm pretty sure people don't say "no problem" to substitute "thank you." They use it to substitute "you're welcome."


Are you implying that the author of the article has any idea what he's talking about at any given point in his day? If so, I got news for ya.
 
2012-11-03 11:34:19 AM  
FTFA: BB: A vaguely condescending term of affection, short for "baby" - the sort of thing said by a girl who's not going to sleep with you because she really values your friendship.

And may get you banned from some cam girls' rooms.
 
2012-11-03 11:34:24 AM  
FML.

I'm not suggesting the acronym for inclusion. I'm just saying it after reading this asinine article.
 
2012-11-03 11:37:00 AM  

DanZero: [www.scapegoatmedia.com image 850x637]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]

[www.windows-noob.com image 801x603]

know it alls


That farking gorilla
 
2012-11-03 11:39:58 AM  
That was really bad. Does he really know that little or was he trying to somehow dumb it down? Major fail either way.
 
2012-11-03 11:45:29 AM  
pretprieel.nl

TWST, ITYGMC! 

/that was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer
 
2012-11-03 11:45:33 AM  

DanZero: know it alls


I wonder what happens when you have more tooolbars than space on your screen.

/Not about to find out.
 
2012-11-03 12:05:42 PM  
Every aspect of that site sucked cock. What a piece of shiat.
 
2012-11-03 12:09:45 PM  
My systray is bulging with delight. Your blog sucks.
 
2012-11-03 12:15:47 PM  
That hurt to read. Writer doesn't know his GIF history. *stabstab*
 
2012-11-03 12:16:32 PM  
List fails for lack of TFW (or MFW), TL;DR, and DIAF.
 
2012-11-03 12:26:07 PM  
QFT is always fun. It's either "quoted for truth" or "quit farking talking." They're both out there, they're opposites, and they can be used as the entire reply.
 
2012-11-03 12:44:41 PM  
I was only mildly annoyed by the article, but I really wanted to punch* that douchecanoe's smug mug as soon as I got to the picture. What is it with douchebags in Fark articles today?

* - yeah, yeah, I know, ITG (another one he missed). I fully admit that if I tried it in real life, it would go very badly for me and he might not even notice.
 
2012-11-03 12:56:55 PM  
Don't forget OJIOGBUOLSWMRTJVAIFWNTMITSIHDHGCOAC.
 
2012-11-03 01:00:18 PM  
It's not ROTF, it's ROFL. It's been ROFL since usenet. There are no ROTFcopters, there are only ROFLcopters. Does anyone else hate when prissy facebook friends type in LMBO instead of LMAO? So irritating.
 
2012-11-03 01:15:09 PM  
This is a great example of the differences between a journalist and a blogger.

/And a great reason that bloggers do not deserve "credentials" for covering "news".
//Your blog sucks.
 
2012-11-03 01:26:16 PM  
He forgot OTPHJ. Over the pants hand job.
 
2012-11-03 01:27:32 PM  
Hey kid, I've got a 5.25" AOL floppy with your name on it.

RBTE

*Right Between The Eyes*
 
2012-11-03 01:32:55 PM  
FFS
 
2012-11-03 01:33:48 PM  

DanZero: [www.scapegoatmedia.com image 850x637]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]

[www.windows-noob.com image 801x603]

know it alls


That should be minor felony in most western nations.
 
2012-11-03 01:43:53 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Site hates Android. Your blog's site designers suck.


My workplace's spyware blocker also restricts access to that site.
 
2012-11-03 01:51:50 PM  

Eustacia Vye: Does anyone else hate when prissy facebook friends type in LMBO instead of LMAO? So irritating.


Laughing my balls off? It's a perfectly cromulent initialism, IMNSFHO.
 
2012-11-03 01:53:05 PM  

Thunderboy: Eustacia Vye: Does anyone else hate when prissy facebook friends type in LMBO instead of LMAO? So irritating.

Laughing my balls off? It's a perfectly cromulent initialism, IMNSFHO.


I'm so very scared.
 
2012-11-03 01:59:17 PM  
I had nothing else better to do so I read TFA, FML.
 
2012-11-03 02:15:54 PM  
Wow, that was just awful. Why the fark is the acronym GIF in a list of internet slang?

/I thought the crap was supposed to be filtered out so us liters don't have to see it.
//I'm going to regret giving that piece of shiat a page view for the rest of the day.
 
2012-11-03 02:17:09 PM  
I like it when people use acronyms they think they know but in actuality don't, eg:

Friend: Awright Gordon?

Gordon: My gran died last night. She's been fighting cancer for a while. I mean, we all knew it was terminal but it's always touch and go and you never know when it will happen. The news came as a complete shock. I can only still half believe she's gone.

Friend: LOL!!!
 
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