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(AZ Family)   The hottest mugshot you'll see all day of a woman accused of running a brothel out of a massage parlor   (azfamily.com) divider line 99
    More: Interesting, massage parlors, woman accused, Maricopa County Sheriff's Office  
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2012-11-03 02:23:31 AM  
The headline sort of implies that there's a difference between a brothel and a massage parlor.
 
2012-11-03 02:50:21 AM  

Smashed Hat: The headline sort of implies that there's a difference between a brothel and a massage parlor.

 
2012-11-03 03:41:37 AM  
Maricopa Sheriff's Office? Sounds like someone didn't pay their protection money or threatened Savior Joe's re election.
 
2012-11-03 04:53:11 AM  

Relatively Obscure: Smashed Hat: The headline sort of implies that there's a difference between a brothel and a massage parlor.


They offered to perfrom 'sex acts' in exchange for money, in case you were wondering.
 
2012-11-03 04:54:05 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Relatively Obscure: Smashed Hat: The headline sort of implies that there's a difference between a brothel and a massage parlor.

They offered to perfrom 'sex acts' in exchange for money, in case you were wondering.


In other words, they were a massage parlor.
 
2012-11-03 05:14:33 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Relatively Obscure: Smashed Hat: The headline sort of implies that there's a difference between a brothel and a massage parlor.

They offered to perfrom 'sex acts' in exchange for money, in case you were wondering.


Thanks for clearing that up.
 
2012-11-03 05:24:19 AM  
Seriously, it's like saying she was running a car wash out of her car wash.

/hand waxing is extra
 
2012-11-03 05:40:49 AM  
wait...so she massaged her brothel in her parlor? so she was the guy's sistel? so an incest thing?

I'm so confused.
 
2012-11-03 05:53:49 AM  
Hey maybe it's just me but when I hear 'preforming sex acts in echange for money' I iimagine either a trained seal tossing a ball at a fat, naked man or a scene from a stage presentation. If they were just acting why were they arrested? Why all the hate for the perfroming arts?
 
2012-11-03 06:41:20 AM  

log_jammin: wait...so she massaged her brothel in her parlor? so she was the guy's sistel? so an incest thing?

I'm so confused.


No. I'm pretty sure she was dispensing alcohol without a license.
 
2012-11-03 08:00:36 AM  
They must've refused to give the sheriff's office freebies
 
2012-11-03 08:15:07 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Hey maybe it's just me but when I hear 'preforming sex acts in echange for money' I iimagine either a trained seal tossing a ball at a fat, naked man or a scene from a stage presentation. If they were just acting why were they arrested? Why all the hate for the perfroming arts?


certain performances were banned for being too risky. no seal of approval for those kinds of performances.
 
2012-11-03 08:24:33 AM  
Cuddy?
 
2012-11-03 08:25:59 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Relatively Obscure: Smashed Hat: The headline sort of implies that there's a difference between a brothel and a massage parlor.

They offered to perfrom 'sex acts' in exchange for money, in case you were wondering.


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2012-11-03 08:26:15 AM  

log_jammin: wait...so she massaged her brothel in her parlor? so she was the guy's sistel? so an incest thing?

I'm so confused.


No no she ran a brothel out of her massage parlour, she not down with the homies but he coulda been steppin' too deep.
 
2012-11-03 08:27:31 AM  
dude. she must be a nut case. She's smoking hot.
 
2012-11-03 08:30:48 AM  

poe_zlaw: dude. she must be a nut case. She's smoking hot.


It seems that encasing the nuts was what got her in trouble.
 
2012-11-03 08:36:18 AM  

Smashed Hat: Seriously, it's like saying she was running a car wash out of her car wash.



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2012-11-03 08:44:25 AM  
Could I please get MORE annoying ads on that website please?
 
2012-11-03 08:45:07 AM  
Investigated due to complaints from the public? Wonder whose wife that was.
 
2012-11-03 08:52:16 AM  
Well at least this article is not as shame filled as they are when they bust the massage parlors here in Virginia. Here in NoVa, specifically Loudoun County, the Loudoun County Sheriff's office went all gung-ho a couple years back and shut down like 6-10 Asian Massage Parlors. Not only did they publish the names of the women, but the published the names of the unlucky bastards who were in there at the time of the raid...and charged them with some old Virginia law: "frequenting a bawdy place"

Happy ending massage parlors can be found with extreme ease on craigslist.com, backpage.com, etc. I gotta say - I am somewhat perplexed with the inconsistency of enforcement, like how nothing will happen for YEARS, then boom...8 places busted in a matter of 72 hours, then nothing again for a few more years. I mean, if these places really are the hotbeds of human trafficking, fronts for the Asian mobs, drug rings, etc...I would think that it would behoove law enforcement to actively shut these places down...
 
2012-11-03 08:53:00 AM  
Guess she wouldn't give Sheriff Joe freebies.
 
2012-11-03 08:53:01 AM  

Tarl3k: Could I please get MORE annoying ads on that website please?


The fact that you do not have AdBlock and or NoScript installed is your own damn fault.
 
2012-11-03 08:53:06 AM  
She's hot? If you say so, subby.
 
2012-11-03 08:53:07 AM  
If there are any high-powered politicians on her client list, she will likely commit suicide in her backyard shed.
 
2012-11-03 08:53:18 AM  

Tarl3k: Could I please get MORE annoying ads on that website please?


I give them a pass because they have a clickable map instead of assuming we all knew where it was based on "Sun City" and "Peoria". She could have been from Illinois and her brothel was in South Africa.
 
2012-11-03 08:54:21 AM  
From the media, I had the impression that the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office only went after people that looked Mexican. I think they simply enjoy their job.
 
2012-11-03 08:56:34 AM  

Tarl3k: Could I please get MORE annoying ads on that website please?


This.
 
2012-11-03 08:56:40 AM  
"A Moment in Heaven, LLC"

Good name for a massage parlor business.
 
2012-11-03 09:00:21 AM  
Really two adults and a contract for services.
 
2012-11-03 09:00:44 AM  
Still absolutely stupid!
Girls (and guys) can give it away for free all day but charge even a cent for the same and your a criminal.
 
2012-11-03 09:01:40 AM  
I'm seeing no problems here. Oh yeah except that prostitution is still illegal despite massive gains in prevention and treatment of STDs and the fact that we're not getting tax revenue from it.
 
2012-11-03 09:03:54 AM  
Schmidt denied knowing about sexual acts being performed for money at her business.
*gasp* NO!


Just one more case of over regulation by out-of-control government crushing the small business person trying to make a living and pay their taxes.
Makes me sick.



you know, right?
 
2012-11-03 09:05:24 AM  
This is no happy ending.
 
2012-11-03 09:10:35 AM  
I enjoyed the three for one hotties.A pop up of a gal in uniform,the news anchor(smoking-hot),and the nasty criminal(hottness with ice-hardend eyes).Would this be a trifecta?
 
2012-11-03 09:10:49 AM  
Had subby been kind enough to show us this before the bust, one of us might have found this information useful.
 
2012-11-03 09:11:21 AM  
So what.
More big government interference in a small business person's life.
And yet, real criminals are free to ply their trade on the streets...
 
2012-11-03 09:15:00 AM  

sweet-daddy-2: I enjoyed the three for one hotties.A pop up of a gal in uniform,the news anchor(smoking-hot),and the nasty criminal(hottness with ice-hardend eyes).Would this be a trifecta?


News anchor smoking hot?
Maybe smoking hot for hat part of Arizona.
She's probably 50 years old.
 
2012-11-03 09:17:41 AM  
I'd hit it. just not for cash.
 
2012-11-03 09:19:42 AM  
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Too much mileage on that whore.
 
2012-11-03 09:19:54 AM  
Those reporters look like the stereotypical reporters you see in movies lampooning reporters.
 
2012-11-03 09:20:12 AM  
She tried to steal Sheriff Joe's vital fluids, but he denied her his essence.
 
2012-11-03 09:29:18 AM  

Endive Wombat: I gotta say - I am somewhat perplexed with the inconsistency of enforcement, like how nothing will happen for YEARS, then boom...8 places busted in a matter of 72 hours, then nothing again for a few more years. I mean, if these places really are the hotbeds of human trafficking, fronts for the Asian mobs, drug rings, etc...I would think that it would behoove law enforcement to actively shut these places down...


In America the enforcement of prostitution laws is so sporadic because the complainants are so remote from the crime.

In the case of crimes like assault and theft, you generally have a victim who is keen to report it right away and provide lots of evidence and testimony, so enforcement can be consistent. OTOH, no one connected with prostitution wants it reported and prosecuted. What drives enforcement efforts is usually complaints by third parties who have little useful evidence and less motivation. These victims are usually just offended by overt signs of sex work (e.g. hookers touching up car windows where THE CHILDREN can see them, etc.) and they're pacified when it looks like it's been made to go away.

In a couple cites I've lived in, the cops made a policy of basically chasing the hookers around town. That is, once the complaints of flagrant hooking in a neighborhood reached a critical level, they'd crack down in that neighborhood driving out and dispersing all the ladies and satisfying the citizens -- until the hookers found another place to congregate and the cycle would begin anew. I got the impression that the cops were not engaged in a concerted effort to root out a (supposed) social evil like narcotics, but an as-needed effort to suppress a public nuisance like loud music.
 
2012-11-03 09:32:10 AM  

Just_a_Bear: I'd hit it. just not for cash.


House mom.
 
2012-11-03 09:32:42 AM  
heres to getting a kick out of farkers always saying a hot chick isnt up to their standards. As if the pasty whales too slow to out-swim / outrun the lot of you are even close to being as attractive as the whore in the article.
 
2012-11-03 09:36:19 AM  
Nice to see that the article includes a map. That will be handy for when they re-open.
 
2012-11-03 09:40:20 AM  

poe_zlaw: heres to getting a kick out of farkers always saying a hot chick isnt up to their standards. As if the pasty whales too slow to out-swim / outrun the lot of you are even close to being as attractive as the whore in the article.


I think she looks fairly snappy for a 39-year-old in a mug shot without her makeup. Slap some glitter and lashes and stuff on her and I'd happily front a reasonable fee for a ride.
 
2012-11-03 09:43:11 AM  
Can't see pic of said whore. Is she really good looking, or "Daily Mail" good looking?
 
2012-11-03 09:51:12 AM  

MBrady: ROFLMAO!


No one here get the inside joke.

Sun City is a census-designated place and unincorporated town in Maricopa County, Arizona, United States, that is within the Phoenix metropolitan area. The population was 38,309 according to the 2000 census. Its adjoining sister city is Sun City West. Both cities are retirement communities popular with snowbirds.

In the CDP the population was spread out with 0.4% under the age of 18, 0.3% from 18 to 24, 2.0% from 25 to 44, 17.5% from 45 to 64, and 79.8% who were 65 years of age or older. The median age was 75 years. For every 100 females age 18 and over, there were 69.8 males.


Looks like I found the location for my drive-up Viagra store.
 
2012-11-03 09:51:58 AM  
Thankfully they left a map.
 
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