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(Last Angry Fan)   AHL's Abbotsford Heat set North American professional hockey record for fastest pair of goals scored by netting two in only three seconds. Level of difficulty: shorthanded   (lastangryfan.com ) divider line
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2012-11-03 09:24:07 AM  
Nice to see that, even with the lockout, the Laffs still find ways to suck.
 
2012-11-03 10:09:41 AM  
 
2012-11-03 10:26:29 AM  
anyone else not seeing the 2nd goal?
 
2012-11-03 10:37:32 AM  

bart2puck: anyone else not seeing the 2nd goal?


they were still showing replays of the first one, thats how quick it was
 
2012-11-03 10:51:21 AM  
I see that even with the strike Toronto fans can still ... aw dammit rillettes.

/obvious joke is obvious
 
2012-11-03 10:54:29 AM  
Two shorties in 3 seconds?!

Jesus CHRIST, that's awesome! O_O
 
2012-11-03 11:40:13 AM  
Good thing the video was over a minute long, and they still couldn't fit in three seconds worth of goals.
 
2012-11-03 12:05:10 PM  
For a second there I thought that team played in Abbotsford N.B. and I thought, "who the hell thought it was a good idea to name a team from New Brunswick the 'Heat.'"

Now that I know it's Abbotsford B.C. all i can think is, "who the hell thought it was a good idea to put a team in B.C. in a league where every other team is East of Central time."

Also, surely the replay of the second goal is around. What the hell happened there?
 
2012-11-03 12:52:16 PM  

TeamEd: For a second there I thought that team played in Abbotsford N.B. and I thought, "who the hell thought it was a good idea to name a team from New Brunswick the 'Heat.'"

Now that I know it's Abbotsford B.C. all i can think is, "who the hell thought it was a good idea to put a team in B.C. in a league where every other team is East of Central time."

Also, surely the replay of the second goal is around. What the hell happened there?


When they lost the Moose, their nearest competitor went from being 1100 miles away to being 1550 miles away, in Oklahoma City. But on the bright side, since they're Calgary's AHL team and OKC is Edmonton's, it means their rivalry is set up nicely.
 
2012-11-03 12:57:03 PM  
The good people of Abbotsford are glad their $1.75 million in tax money to subsidize this team is well spent!

/not really
//Abbotsford should be the Canucks farm team
 
2012-11-03 01:07:32 PM  
Aw.

I like Scrivens.

Inconsistent, though. If you're consistent and give up two goals in three seconds, you suck.
 
2012-11-03 02:54:35 PM  
Geologists are issuing a warning for the Northeastern United States and Canada. Mount Eakins is primed to erupt at any moment and is likely to leave few survivors.
 
2012-11-03 03:58:34 PM  
The Abbotsford Heat were a stupid idea without them being affiliated with the Canucks. The only way they get any sort of crowd is if the Chicago Wolves (the Canucks affiliate) come into town. That team will be gone by this time next year.
 
2012-11-03 03:59:05 PM  
funny thing is Leafs brass and Canucks brass were both at the game (presumably not discussing the Luongo trade that they are not allowed to discuss).
the upperhand in those non-discussions may have shifted just a bit in those three seconds.
 
2012-11-03 09:19:24 PM  

fatalvenom: Not impressed


Listening to Jack Edwards again makes me sad there's a lockout =(
 
2012-11-03 10:48:18 PM  
i still don't have any clue how the 2nd goal went in.

was the goalie pulled and then abbotsford fired the puck nearly off the draw?
 
2012-11-04 04:43:59 PM  

fatalvenom: Not impressed


as a hurricanes fan, i remember that...they can be an astoundingly bad team sometimes. i mean shockingly so. was that the same game where they allowed chara his first hat trick?
 
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