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(The Sun)   Scientist: Hundreds of Yetis are alive and well in forested regions of southern Siberia   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 18
    More: Unlikely, Siberia, Bigfoot, Altai, Valentin Sapunov  
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2012-11-03 01:52:48 AM  
3 votes:
They say they caught this one rooting around in the dumpsters....

www.tvgasm.com
2012-11-02 11:04:05 PM  
3 votes:
No way. That's a photograph of a North American yeti.
2012-11-03 12:32:40 AM  
2 votes:

vossiewulf: And just like their North American cousins, every single one of them manages to die someplace where no sign of their bodies are ever found.


That is because, at least in the case of the North American Bigfoot, there is a terrible civil war raging among the Bigfeet, who reside in an alternate dimension. They come to our dimension to escape the ravages of war. If they die here, their bodies revert to their home dimension. That's why you never find any Bigfoot skeletons.

At least, that was the explanation that some guy stood up and gave on Portland's now-defunct public affairs show, "Town Hall," some years back. *shrug* Sounds plausible.
2012-11-03 12:03:07 AM  
2 votes:
Looks like the chick I woke up next to when I was drinking tequila.
2012-11-03 05:24:19 AM  
1 votes:
It's common knowledge that Yetis exist, but he got the location wrong. The majority live in North America and quite a few also seem to live in Europe.
Link
2012-11-03 04:37:37 AM  
1 votes:
I warned them. I really did. But did they listen? No, no they didn't. My family just had to have a reunion and yet they never gave another thought that all that hair over them would kill the Gillette razor contract.
2012-11-03 03:38:15 AM  
1 votes:
I told you before, I'm hairy, but not a yeti!
2012-11-03 02:38:20 AM  
1 votes:
mantiseye.com
/Well...
2012-11-03 02:32:40 AM  
1 votes:

fuligin: They created some bullshiat team building thing at work where I am now in a group called the "Yellow Yetis." As stupid as that sounds, at least I'm not a "Purple Pixie."

/when corporations get "ideas"... I mean, initiatives.


Could be worse. You could be "Mr. Pink".
2012-11-03 02:29:25 AM  
1 votes:

vossiewulf: And just like their North American cousins, every single one of them manages to die someplace where no sign of their bodies are ever found.


Siberia is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is
2012-11-03 02:25:09 AM  
1 votes:
They created some bullshiat team building thing at work where I am now in a group called the "Yellow Yetis." As stupid as that sounds, at least I'm not a "Purple Pixie."

/when corporations get "ideas"... I mean, initiatives.
2012-11-03 02:18:48 AM  
1 votes:
i49.tinypic.com

wow, the Ruskies really are a daft bunch aren't they...
2012-11-03 02:08:39 AM  
1 votes:
Hundreds of yetis live in Siberia, claims boffin

Many boffins died to bring us this information...
2012-11-03 02:06:33 AM  
1 votes:
Wish The Sun would send all their staff to Siberia and leave them there.
2012-11-03 02:02:55 AM  
1 votes:
Better pic of the face...

www.lionaid.org
2012-11-03 01:57:33 AM  
1 votes:
Those are just escaped Gulag prisoners who've gotten really hairy.
2012-11-03 12:41:59 AM  
1 votes:
He sounds so reasonable and Yeti's so full of sh*t.
2012-11-02 11:27:50 PM  
1 votes:
www.paranormalparanormal.com
 
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