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(9 News)   Latest dirty trick: Campaign operatives go door-to-door "collecting" mail-in ballots   (9news.com) divider line 20
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2012-11-03 11:07:46 AM
2 votes:
One of 0bama's jack-booted brown shirts tried to take my mail in ballot the other day. I caught him trying to steal it. Jokes on him though, I sent in duplicate ballots* AND voted for the voter ID law.
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Did actually do this
2012-11-03 07:54:04 AM
2 votes:

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: Why don't they just call them on the Obamaphone and take the vote over e mail ?


0/10. Your troll failed. Why are you a failure? Why do you make your mother cry with the knowledge that her child fails at everything?

You should be ashamed of yourself, you failing failure who fails.
2012-11-03 06:30:46 AM
2 votes:
Speaking of evil, I'm starting to see ads here on Fark from Freedomworks.
2012-11-03 06:04:56 AM
2 votes:
This is getting farking ridiculous.

I think, if Silver "wins" this election too, he will have an ethical imperative to stop. Foretelling the future and being accurate at it is a recipe for making people increasingly desperate to create a change.
2012-11-03 11:16:15 AM
1 votes:

TV's Vinnie: I really don't need to guess which political party they're doing this for, do I?


Sure the Republicans have spent the past year pointing fingers and accusing everyone else of voter fraud when there's no evidence of such a thing, and sure the Republicans hired a consulting form with a history of voter registration fraud and had them change their name so they could use them in this election, and sure Republicans connected to that group have already been caught maliciously attempting to influence the election, but you're right. You don't have to guess which party.

It's probably those shady ass democrats. We all KNOW the only reason they win any elections at all is due to voter fraud.
2012-11-03 10:09:34 AM
1 votes:

evilmrsock: cman: But, as they say, jumpeth not to conclusions.

No one other than you has ever said jumpeth not to conclusions.


HOW DARE YA CALL ME OUT ON MY BULLshiat
2012-11-03 10:06:00 AM
1 votes:

cman: But, as they say, jumpeth not to conclusions.


No one other than you has ever said jumpeth not to conclusions.
2012-11-03 09:58:02 AM
1 votes:

Alphax: rufus-t-firefly: Dr.Mxyzptlk.: Why don't they just call them on the Obamaphone and take the vote over e mail ?

RING RING RING RING OBAMAPHOOOOONE.

/you
//farking
///toll

I have no idea whatsoever what an Obamaphone is suppost to be. I strongly suspect it's something I don't want to know, out of the darkest corners of the Internet.


Don't worry. the oPhone is doomed once Apple decides they own all vowels.
2012-11-03 09:06:27 AM
1 votes:
Our voting machines were picked up by a black helicopter.

Is that bad?
2012-11-03 09:00:19 AM
1 votes:

starsrift: jcooli09: Did I miss the part where the party was identified?

TFA didn't and I'm not pointing fingers at any party in particular, either.


In this particular case, I'm going to vote "Republican."
2012-11-03 08:21:51 AM
1 votes:

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: stoli n coke: Dr.Mxyzptlk.: Why don't they just call them on the Obamaphone and take the vote over e mail ?

0/10. Your troll failed. Why are you a failure? Why do you make your mother cry with the knowledge that her child fails at everything?

You should be ashamed of yourself, you failing failure who fails.

Did I not give you a dollar once at the Renaissance Festival for that same speech ?
You had green and red tights and hat with peacock feathers.


You went to a Renaissance festival? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

My judgement of you as a failure was just validated.
2012-11-03 08:19:08 AM
1 votes:

stoli n coke: Dr.Mxyzptlk.: Why don't they just call them on the Obamaphone and take the vote over e mail ?

0/10. Your troll failed. Why are you a failure? Why do you make your mother cry with the knowledge that her child fails at everything?

You should be ashamed of yourself, you failing failure who fails.


Did I not give you a dollar once at the Renaissance Festival for that same speech ?
You had green and red tights and hat with peacock feathers.
2012-11-03 08:17:56 AM
1 votes:

King Something: It speaks volumes of the GOP that so many people are assuming by default that Republicans are doing this.


Welcome to Fark
2012-11-03 07:51:58 AM
1 votes:
"Hello. My name is Elder Romney. And I would like to share with you this most amazing book."
2012-11-03 07:02:16 AM
1 votes:
Well, what am I *supposed* to do? Give my ballot to one of those union thugs in the blue uniforms who keep bringing me letters full of bills the "government" expects me to pay, as if my learning the Secrets to Picking Up Women the Liberals DON'T Want Me to Know isn't my Constitutional right?
2012-11-03 07:00:57 AM
1 votes:
fusillade762:
I read about this in the paper today. Even here in Oregon, a solidly blue state, we had a report of an election volunteer filling in any blank votes on mail-in ballots for Republican candidates.

This shiat is going to be messy.


This is just what can be expected when politicians crank up the partisan rhetoric to frenetic levels and politics doesn't just incorporate absolutist religion, it becomes absolutist religion. The "true believers" get it in their mind that it's okay to destroy the village in order to save it.

Or, you know, maybe this was just a Democrat trying to make their opponents look bad.
2012-11-03 06:38:57 AM
1 votes:

zerkalo: zerkalo: Happening in Seattle, too

Non-story. Overzealous lovers of the process

Do I have to add that the GOP was singled out by the elections board named the GOP as the offending party?


Yeah, I do. Do I must.
2012-11-03 06:30:38 AM
1 votes:
You know, you'd expect this kind of BS from some wasteland post-civil war African craphole country, not from the supposed "Leader of the free world", if that term means anything anymore these days.
2012-11-03 05:47:07 AM
1 votes:

Blue_Blazer: This is certainly scary, but on the same page:
Woman injured in sex toy mishap


Bonus: from 2009
2012-11-03 12:32:36 AM
1 votes:
Did she look like this?

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