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2012-11-02 08:35:10 PM
2 votes:
It won't end until the next fad starts.

As long as she can make money off this she will. As would I. No matter how detestable it is.
2012-11-02 08:21:58 PM
2 votes:
kill it with fire.
2012-11-02 10:53:33 PM
1 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-11-02 09:42:03 PM
1 votes:
Whether she writes more shiatty books or not, there will always be low-quality entertainment to biatch about, so take comfort folks.
2012-11-02 09:34:00 PM
1 votes:

malaktaus: It was a fad and it has mostly run its course. She may write more books, but will anyone read them?


Wow, you are the king of wishful thinking. It's almost 2013 and Justin Beiber is still around, yet you think Twilight has run its course?
2012-11-02 09:22:14 PM
1 votes:

King Something: taxandspend: MurphyMurphy: It won't end until the next fad starts.

As long as she can make money off this she will. As would I. No matter how detestable it is.

You mean like Hunger Games?

Honestly, I was thinking more along the lines of Fifty Shades Of Grey.

It has the same target audience as Twilight - horny, middle-aged soccer moms who wish they had enough money and/or a pool in their backyard so they could hire a poolboy, and whose husbands are either shacking up with their secretaries, spending unusual amounts of time at the gym or less satisfying in the sack than a chiquita banana. Those women will grab the better of those two novels along with an eggplant and a box of tissues.


Which is funny, because FSOG is based on Twilight fanfiction.
2012-11-02 09:17:13 PM
1 votes:

taxandspend: MurphyMurphy: It won't end until the next fad starts.

As long as she can make money off this she will. As would I. No matter how detestable it is.

You mean like Hunger Games?


Honestly, I was thinking more along the lines of Fifty Shades Of Grey.

It has the same target audience as Twilight - horny, middle-aged soccer moms who wish they had enough money and/or a pool in their backyard so they could hire a poolboy, and whose husbands are either shacking up with their secretaries, spending unusual amounts of time at the gym or less satisfying in the sack than a chiquita banana. Those women will grab the better of those two novels along with an eggplant and a box of tissues.
2012-11-02 08:42:26 PM
1 votes:
Twice in one day I get to say Up told a better love story in 15 minutes than Twilight did with 3 movies
2012-11-02 08:39:26 PM
1 votes:

zerkalo: So? Just more books I won't like read

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FTFM
2012-11-02 08:38:46 PM
1 votes:
So? Just more books I won't like

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2012-11-02 08:36:23 PM
1 votes:

timswar: Of course there are more stories for the a Twilight universe. They aren't had to think about. Jake's eventual incarceration for indecent liberties with a minor, Edward and Bella's realization that adolescent love might not be enough to build a presumably eternal relationship.

/I'm sure there are others but that's all I know of the plot from the links posted on Fark.
//Fark = Cliff's Notes for pop culture.


Except the stories are all glorified porn/fantasy, so there can't be real penalties for being stupid in fantasy land.
2012-11-02 08:33:26 PM
1 votes:
Of course there are more stories for the a Twilight universe. They aren't had to think about. Jake's eventual incarceration for indecent liberties with a minor, Edward and Bella's realization that adolescent love might not be enough to build a presumably eternal relationship.

/I'm sure there are others but that's all I know of the plot from the links posted on Fark.
//Fark = Cliff's Notes for pop culture.
2012-11-02 08:19:53 PM
1 votes:

malaktaus: It was a fad and it has mostly run its course. She may write more books, but will anyone read them?


Yes they will.

Honestly? I read all of them out of curiosity (and enjoyed them to a point, which I'd be happy to elaborate on) and *might* be interested in these, depending on the plot. However, I honestly think Meyer should pull a Lucas and give some talented writer her idea for a plot, then let the talented writer go to town. The premise is fun, but she can't write.
2012-11-02 08:16:52 PM
1 votes:
If I was that biatch, I would ride that shiat until they put me in a pine box. She's already shown she is a shiatty, derivative writer. It isn't like anyone is ever going to think her stuff is literature.

Cash in now, honey! Cash in now! Cash in now, baby, oh oh oh oh oh!

/just saw Jane's Addiction live on Palladia the other night.
 
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