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2012-11-02 08:07:48 PM  
The sci-fi film is about an alien race called the Souls who invades Earth.

Does ew.com even have editors?
 
2012-11-02 08:09:11 PM  
Gross.
 
2012-11-02 08:11:43 PM  
It was a fad and it has mostly run its course. She may write more books, but will anyone read them?
 
2012-11-02 08:14:53 PM  
Not gonna lie, I'd chase that chubby.
 
2012-11-02 08:15:36 PM  
FTFA: Stephenie Meyer says more 'Twilight' books a possibility, but not today

So... in other words... there is no story.

It's not news... It's... just not.
 
2012-11-02 08:16:52 PM  
If I was that biatch, I would ride that shiat until they put me in a pine box. She's already shown she is a shiatty, derivative writer. It isn't like anyone is ever going to think her stuff is literature.

Cash in now, honey! Cash in now! Cash in now, baby, oh oh oh oh oh!

/just saw Jane's Addiction live on Palladia the other night.
 
2012-11-02 08:19:53 PM  

malaktaus: It was a fad and it has mostly run its course. She may write more books, but will anyone read them?


Yes they will.

Honestly? I read all of them out of curiosity (and enjoyed them to a point, which I'd be happy to elaborate on) and *might* be interested in these, depending on the plot. However, I honestly think Meyer should pull a Lucas and give some talented writer her idea for a plot, then let the talented writer go to town. The premise is fun, but she can't write.
 
2012-11-02 08:20:54 PM  
I am so looking forward to Twilight: Collecting Social Security.
 
2012-11-02 08:21:58 PM  
kill it with fire.
 
2012-11-02 08:23:14 PM  

zato_ichi: Not gonna lie, I'd chase that chubby.


Eh, what the hell, why not? I just wouldn't use my real name. And a Google Voice number.
 
2012-11-02 08:33:26 PM  
Of course there are more stories for the a Twilight universe. They aren't had to think about. Jake's eventual incarceration for indecent liberties with a minor, Edward and Bella's realization that adolescent love might not be enough to build a presumably eternal relationship.

/I'm sure there are others but that's all I know of the plot from the links posted on Fark.
//Fark = Cliff's Notes for pop culture.
 
2012-11-02 08:35:10 PM  
It won't end until the next fad starts.

As long as she can make money off this she will. As would I. No matter how detestable it is.
 
2012-11-02 08:36:23 PM  

timswar: Of course there are more stories for the a Twilight universe. They aren't had to think about. Jake's eventual incarceration for indecent liberties with a minor, Edward and Bella's realization that adolescent love might not be enough to build a presumably eternal relationship.

/I'm sure there are others but that's all I know of the plot from the links posted on Fark.
//Fark = Cliff's Notes for pop culture.


Except the stories are all glorified porn/fantasy, so there can't be real penalties for being stupid in fantasy land.
 
2012-11-02 08:37:37 PM  
ic.pics.livejournal.com
 
2012-11-02 08:38:10 PM  
...titty sprinkles?
 
2012-11-02 08:38:46 PM  
So? Just more books I won't like

[stoplikingwhatIdont.jpg]
 
2012-11-02 08:39:26 PM  

zerkalo: So? Just more books I won't like read

[stoplikingwhatIdont.jpg]


FTFM
 
2012-11-02 08:40:39 PM  

dahmers love zombie: The sci-fi film is about an alien race called the Souls who invades Earth.

Does ew.com even have editors?


Um....that movie was called Final Fantasy (and it kind of sucked).
 
2012-11-02 08:42:26 PM  
Twice in one day I get to say Up told a better love story in 15 minutes than Twilight did with 3 movies
 
2012-11-02 08:49:07 PM  
And Buffy staked Edward. The end. And Xander beheaded Bella just because. And Faith staked the rest of the Sparklepires because she was bored. And *then* it was The End. Until Joss Whedon wanna-be Stephanie Meyer needed to bilk her fans of even more money.
 
2012-11-02 08:50:47 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Cash in now, honey! Cash in now! Cash in now, baby, oh oh oh oh oh!


Damn, a blast from the past! Haven't listened to that album in years. Currently blaring it. Will probably listen to Ritual next, especially when "Three Days" just starts rocking 8 kinds of ass.

/erotic jesus!...DA DA DA DAAAAAA
 
2012-11-02 08:51:44 PM  
*clicks link*

*blink,blink*

images.sodahead.com
 
2012-11-02 08:53:02 PM  

dickfreckle: AdolfOliverPanties: Cash in now, honey! Cash in now! Cash in now, baby, oh oh oh oh oh!

Damn, a blast from the past! Haven't listened to that album in years. Currently blaring it. Will probably listen to Ritual next, especially when "Three Days" just starts rocking 8 kinds of ass.

/erotic jesus!...DA DA DA DAAAAAA


The 2012 NYC show I just watched was surprisingly excellent. All the original members of the band. They all sounded great, although I wish Perry would back off his echo box a bit. Still, brought back a lot of memories from my formative (or thereabouts) days.
 
2012-11-02 08:53:59 PM  
FTA : When Renesmee and Jake get old enough to have a real relationship

weirdestboner.jpg
 
2012-11-02 08:58:26 PM  
Get farked, you talentless cow.

/I keed
 
2012-11-02 09:17:13 PM  

taxandspend: MurphyMurphy: It won't end until the next fad starts.

As long as she can make money off this she will. As would I. No matter how detestable it is.

You mean like Hunger Games?


Honestly, I was thinking more along the lines of Fifty Shades Of Grey.

It has the same target audience as Twilight - horny, middle-aged soccer moms who wish they had enough money and/or a pool in their backyard so they could hire a poolboy, and whose husbands are either shacking up with their secretaries, spending unusual amounts of time at the gym or less satisfying in the sack than a chiquita banana. Those women will grab the better of those two novels along with an eggplant and a box of tissues.
 
2012-11-02 09:22:14 PM  

King Something: taxandspend: MurphyMurphy: It won't end until the next fad starts.

As long as she can make money off this she will. As would I. No matter how detestable it is.

You mean like Hunger Games?

Honestly, I was thinking more along the lines of Fifty Shades Of Grey.

It has the same target audience as Twilight - horny, middle-aged soccer moms who wish they had enough money and/or a pool in their backyard so they could hire a poolboy, and whose husbands are either shacking up with their secretaries, spending unusual amounts of time at the gym or less satisfying in the sack than a chiquita banana. Those women will grab the better of those two novels along with an eggplant and a box of tissues.


Which is funny, because FSOG is based on Twilight fanfiction.
 
2012-11-02 09:34:00 PM  

malaktaus: It was a fad and it has mostly run its course. She may write more books, but will anyone read them?


Wow, you are the king of wishful thinking. It's almost 2013 and Justin Beiber is still around, yet you think Twilight has run its course?
 
2012-11-02 09:42:03 PM  
Whether she writes more shiatty books or not, there will always be low-quality entertainment to biatch about, so take comfort folks.
 
2012-11-02 10:45:13 PM  
He: "I'm an immortal being with supernatural powers."

She: "Awesome! What do you do?"

He: "I hang around high schools and pick up girls."

She: "Taxi!"
 
2012-11-02 10:53:33 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-11-02 10:54:11 PM  

zato_ichi: Not gonna lie, I'd chase that chubby.


Wow, I have to admit I have never ever thought about how she looked like. Now that I've seen her I would also that money fat-ass.
 
2012-11-02 10:55:19 PM  

Solid Muldoon: He: "I'm an immortal being with supernatural powers."

She: "Awesome! What do you do?"

He: "I hang around high schools and pick up girls."

She: "Taxi!"


mauivents.com
 
2012-11-02 11:18:57 PM  

zato_ichi: Not gonna lie, I'd chase that chubby.


Yeah. I'd take sloppy seconds on it. She looks hungry.
 
2012-11-02 11:19:30 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: Solid Muldoon: He: "I'm an immortal being with supernatural powers."

She: "Awesome! What do you do?"

He: "I hang around high schools and pick up girls."

She: "Taxi!"

[mauivents.com image 800x450]


"The One thing I like about those Highschool girls, I get older, they stay the same age..."

very well played sir.

She is advocating beastiality and necrophilia right?
 
2012-11-02 11:29:36 PM  

dahmers love zombie: The sci-fi film is about an alien race called the Souls who invades Earth.

Does ew.com even have editors?


They haves ones, but he spends most of his times playing guitars for Dethklok.
 
2012-11-02 11:42:13 PM  
There's only one Twilight Sparkle I'll remember.

Link
 
2012-11-03 12:28:55 AM  

taxandspend: MurphyMurphy: It won't end until the next fad starts.

As long as she can make money off this she will. As would I. No matter how detestable it is.

You mean like Hunger Games?


Hunger games wasn't mind blowing fiction, but it certainly wasn't any worse than most of the disposable novels on the market, and was probably markedly better than 90% of the 'young adult' shiat out there.

I'm not sure what age range is supposed to be young adult, but when I was 12 I found the 'young adult' section completely and utterly without redeeming quality.
 
2012-11-03 01:04:25 AM  

kroonermanblack:

I'm not sure what age range is supposed to be young adult, but when I was 12 I found the 'young adult' section completely and utterly without redeeming quality.


I remember reading Lloyd Alexander, Anne McCaffrey, David Eddings, Anne McCaffrey, and Orson Scott Card when I was that age - upon reflection, some of those books weren't exactly the mots appropriate for my age group at that time...
 
2012-11-03 01:20:28 AM  
curls up crying in the corner why? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO US YOU HORRIBLE CREATURE!!!! WWHHHYYYY!!!
 
2012-11-03 01:49:00 AM  
If the photo is anything to go by, she needs to keep writing just to keep herself in makeup.
 
2012-11-03 02:06:11 AM  
With who on top?

i.imgur.com

I don't care which one of us is on top, I'm calling safeword. Your money's on the pillow, Stephenie, and I'll wash my horn off in my own good time.
 
2012-11-03 02:52:23 AM  

kroonermanblack: taxandspend: MurphyMurphy: It won't end until the next fad starts.

As long as she can make money off this she will. As would I. No matter how detestable it is.

You mean like Hunger Games?

Hunger games wasn't mind blowing fiction, but it certainly wasn't any worse than most of the disposable novels on the market, and was probably markedly better than 90% of the 'young adult' shiat out there.

I'm not sure what age range is supposed to be young adult, but when I was 12 I found the 'young adult' section completely and utterly without redeeming quality.


I don't think I ever read "young adult" fiction, I went from getting books out of the kids section of the library to checking books out of the main fiction section around 5th or 6th grade and never really ventured into the young adult section.
 
2012-11-03 07:06:34 AM  

Apos: *clicks link*

*blink,blink*

[images.sodahead.com image 350x219]


He doesn't need a knife.
 
2012-11-03 11:40:31 AM  
blog.newsarama.com
 
2012-11-03 11:58:16 AM  

dahmers love zombie: The sci-fi film is about an alien race called the Souls who invades Earth.

Does ew.com even have editors?

Perhaps Meyer didn't want to confirm for fear she might have to pull focus off the promotion off the next movie adapted from one of her book's, The Host

.

I'd take that as a no...

/adapted from what belonging to her book? From one of her book is?
//she spells it "Stephenie"? Even Word has that as spelled incorrectly...
 
2012-11-03 12:39:31 PM  

dahmers love zombie: The sci-fi film is about an alien race called the Souls who invades Earth.

Does ew.com even have editors?


Wait, she's tired of writing Mormon fan-fiction, so she's going to write Scientology fan-fiction?

/is there such a thing, or should it all be considered fan-fiction?
 
2012-11-03 03:47:33 PM  
where's Blade when you need him?
 
2012-11-03 04:39:26 PM  
Won't someone PLEASE think of the children and beat this no-talent hack to death with an axe handle already?

Here's the thing I don't get, Edward is something like 80 years old right? So how in the hell can he be even remotely attracted to a vacuous little teenager. Hell I'm only 37 and I can barely stand being in the same room with kids that age for more than a few minutes. Seriously, those books are about the creepiest examples of extreme pedophilia I've ever seen.
 
2012-11-03 04:51:57 PM  

loonatic112358: where's Blade when you need him?


Still in jail for tax evasion I think
 
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