Gross.

It was a fad and it has mostly run its course. She may write more books, but will anyone read them?

Not gonna lie, I'd chase that chubby.

I am so looking forward to Twilight: Collecting Social Security.

kill it with fire.

zato_ichi: Not gonna lie, I'd chase that chubby.

Eh, what the hell, why not? I just wouldn't use my real name. And a Google Voice number.

Of course there are more stories for the a Twilight universe. They aren't had to think about. Jake's eventual incarceration for indecent liberties with a minor, Edward and Bella's realization that adolescent love might not be enough to build a presumably eternal relationship.

/I'm sure there are others but that's all I know of the plot from the links posted on Fark.
//Fark = Cliff's Notes for pop culture.

timswar: Of course there are more stories for the a Twilight universe. They aren't had to think about. Jake's eventual incarceration for indecent liberties with a minor, Edward and Bella's realization that adolescent love might not be enough to build a presumably eternal relationship.

/I'm sure there are others but that's all I know of the plot from the links posted on Fark.
//Fark = Cliff's Notes for pop culture.

Except the stories are all glorified porn/fantasy, so there can't be real penalties for being stupid in fantasy land.

...titty sprinkles?

So? Just more books I won't like

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zerkalo: So? Just more books I won't like read

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FTFM

MurphyMurphy: It won't end until the next fad starts.

As long as she can make money off this she will. As would I. No matter how detestable it is.

You mean like Hunger Games?

Get farked, you talentless cow.

/I keed

taxandspend: MurphyMurphy: It won't end until the next fad starts.

As long as she can make money off this she will. As would I. No matter how detestable it is.

You mean like Hunger Games?

Honestly, I was thinking more along the lines of Fifty Shades Of Grey.

It has the same target audience as Twilight - horny, middle-aged soccer moms who wish they had enough money and/or a pool in their backyard so they could hire a poolboy, and whose husbands are either shacking up with their secretaries, spending unusual amounts of time at the gym or less satisfying in the sack than a chiquita banana. Those women will grab the better of those two novels along with an eggplant and a box of tissues.

King Something: taxandspend: MurphyMurphy: It won't end until the next fad starts.

As long as she can make money off this she will. As would I. No matter how detestable it is.

You mean like Hunger Games?

Honestly, I was thinking more along the lines of Fifty Shades Of Grey.

It has the same target audience as Twilight - horny, middle-aged soccer moms who wish they had enough money and/or a pool in their backyard so they could hire a poolboy, and whose husbands are either shacking up with their secretaries, spending unusual amounts of time at the gym or less satisfying in the sack than a chiquita banana. Those women will grab the better of those two novels along with an eggplant and a box of tissues.

Which is funny, because FSOG is based on Twilight fanfiction.

malaktaus: It was a fad and it has mostly run its course. She may write more books, but will anyone read them?

Wow, you are the king of wishful thinking. It's almost 2013 and Justin Beiber is still around, yet you think Twilight has run its course?

Whether she writes more shiatty books or not, there will always be low-quality entertainment to biatch about, so take comfort folks.

He: "I'm an immortal being with supernatural powers."

She: "Awesome! What do you do?"

He: "I hang around high schools and pick up girls."

She: "Taxi!"

zato_ichi: Not gonna lie, I'd chase that chubby.

Wow, I have to admit I have never ever thought about how she looked like. Now that I've seen her I would also that money fat-ass.

Solid Muldoon: He: "I'm an immortal being with supernatural powers."

She: "Awesome! What do you do?"

He: "I hang around high schools and pick up girls."

She: "Taxi!"

zato_ichi: Not gonna lie, I'd chase that chubby.

Yeah. I'd take sloppy seconds on it. She looks hungry.

buttery_shame_cave: Solid Muldoon: He: "I'm an immortal being with supernatural powers."

She: "Awesome! What do you do?"

He: "I hang around high schools and pick up girls."

She: "Taxi!"

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"The One thing I like about those Highschool girls, I get older, they stay the same age..."

very well played sir.

She is advocating beastiality and necrophilia right?

taxandspend: MurphyMurphy: It won't end until the next fad starts.

As long as she can make money off this she will. As would I. No matter how detestable it is.

You mean like Hunger Games?

Hunger games wasn't mind blowing fiction, but it certainly wasn't any worse than most of the disposable novels on the market, and was probably markedly better than 90% of the 'young adult' shiat out there.

I'm not sure what age range is supposed to be young adult, but when I was 12 I found the 'young adult' section completely and utterly without redeeming quality.

curls up crying in the corner why? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO US YOU HORRIBLE CREATURE!!!! WWHHHYYYY!!!

If the photo is anything to go by, she needs to keep writing just to keep herself in makeup.

Apos: *clicks link*

*blink,blink*

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He doesn't need a knife.

dahmers love zombie: The sci-fi film is about an alien race called the Souls who invades Earth.

Does ew.com even have editors?

Wait, she's tired of writing Mormon fan-fiction, so she's going to write Scientology fan-fiction?

/is there such a thing, or should it all be considered fan-fiction?

where's Blade when you need him?

Won't someone PLEASE think of the children and beat this no-talent hack to death with an axe handle already?

Here's the thing I don't get, Edward is something like 80 years old right? So how in the hell can he be even remotely attracted to a vacuous little teenager. Hell I'm only 37 and I can barely stand being in the same room with kids that age for more than a few minutes. Seriously, those books are about the creepiest examples of extreme pedophilia I've ever seen.