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2012-11-02 05:38:06 PM
7 votes:
Cartersville's Anheuser-Busch plant has switched over one of its lines from producing cans of beer to producing cans of emergency drinking water for victims of Superstorm Sandy.

Busch, eh? I'm surprised they had to switch lines.
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2012-11-02 05:51:54 PM
3 votes:
no problem...sell it as coors light.
2012-11-03 01:03:27 AM
2 votes:
Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:

Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
Contributes to soil erosion.
Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.
Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.

Source:dhmo.org

Laugh all you want at cheap domestic beer, but facts are facts: dhmo is some pretty scary shiat.
2012-11-02 11:05:48 PM
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So... Bud Light

/why is this news?


The quality went up.
2012-11-02 10:08:31 PM
2 votes:
Finally, truth in advertising.

media.cmgdigital.com

Oh, wait, that's not their "beer"?
2012-11-02 09:19:38 PM
2 votes:
Today we're substituting water for people's Busch beer. Lets see if anyone notices.
2012-11-02 11:40:01 PM
1 votes:
The off-label name for their canned water is Floodweiser.
Nice gesture.
2012-11-02 11:30:58 PM
1 votes:
I'm actually touched by this gesture of humanity.

I am going to buy and consume a six-pack in gratitude.

/Haters gotta hate.
//I don't always drink beer, but when I do, it's because I can afford it.
2012-11-02 09:41:29 PM
1 votes:
Flooding? Was there a storm? My clothes are slightly damp. I fell asleep under a tree Halloween 1912 and have just recently awoken.
The world I knew is gone.
2012-11-02 09:30:08 PM
1 votes:
Unless the Weihenstephaner brewery was affected I'm going to be fine.

www.bruguru.com

/Bless you brothers
2012-11-02 09:24:48 PM
1 votes:
FTA: "We have a history of supporting relief efforts especially in times of disaster," said Plant General Manager Rob Haas.

So true. It took me quite an effort to relieve myself after drinking 12 bottles of your product while watching the Chiefs play on Thursday.
2012-11-02 08:25:21 PM
1 votes:
I see all the points have been covered. Good job, everyone.
2012-11-02 08:06:32 PM
1 votes:
So their products taste better than usual
2012-11-02 05:59:06 PM
1 votes:
So... Bud Light

/why is this news?
 
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