dahmers love zombie: I see all the points have been covered. Good job, everyone.
KrispyKritter: meanwhile anheuser-busch in newark n.j. continues high volume production of rat piss around the clock.
Captain Steroid: Dear GOD! That's horrible! :-(
182: no problem...sell it as coors light.
SurfaceTension: 182: no problem...sell it as coors light.I see my work here is already done.
erewhon: Ah, yes. Bud Light. Also known as Sex in a Canoe.
laid back w/bud light: Ducks and leaves quickly!/actually switched over to wine long ago
drjekel_mrhyde: Sorry beer snobs, but paying $15-20 per 12 pk for 30+ people just can't do it in this economy./Budweiser and bud lite for the guest, OE 800 for me :)
MaudlinMutantMollusk: So... Bud Light/why is this news?
Madman drummers bummers: Has anyone else pointed out that it would be impossible to tell the difference between water and their regular product?
Gyrfalcon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: So... Bud Light/why is this news?The quality went up.
splorp!: Finally, truth in advertising.[media.cmgdigital.com image 615x459]Oh, wait, that's not their "beer"?
NothingCanPossiblyeGoWrong: I remember reading dihydrogen-monoxide is a gateway drug
cedarpark: NothingCanPossiblyeGoWrong: I remember reading dihydrogen-monoxide is a gateway drugIt's true. 100% of drug overdoses had dihydrogen monoxide in their system at the time of death.
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