scotchcrotch: OBAMA HATES GUIDOS.Lemme finish, lemme finish. Katrina I got mad props for you but Sandy is the greatest hurricane of all time! All time!Now if you'll excuse me, I have to eat cheerios out of Kim's butthole and upload the video.
Weaver95Limbaugh was mad as hell this marathon was going to be held. Now that it's been cancelled...what's he gonna rant about?
12349876: jbuist: queezyweezel: When I say Usain, you say Shady./my name is what?Usain Bolt is Jamaican, not Kenyan.Usain Bolt is also a sprinter, not a long distance runner. Even the Europeans do better than Africa in sprinting. 0 medals for Africa in the 400m and less in 2012.
LeadFootSpiderMonkey: I plus one you subby, I plus one you
jayhawk88: Not many people will biatch I'm sure, as they were planning on spending that money anyway and they're still in New Yorks and can sightsee or whatever, but waiting until now to cancel is very shady.
Rufus Lee King: Not so fast, Quick Carl...[www.vintageveggies.com image 427x323]
pissedoffmick: Max Awesome: Good.Does this mean the race organizers are going to donate all that bottled water that the runners were planning to dump on their heads to the poor New Yorkers who have been without food/water/shelter since Monday?Yes From CNN: "The group behind the New York City Marathon - which was supposed to happen Sunday but was canceled today - will donate supplies to storm relief efforts, the New York City mayor's office says."
Cuthbert Allgood: Can we recycle this headline Tuesday night?/kthxbye
Weaver95: Limbaugh was mad as hell this marathon was going to be held. Now that it's been cancelled...what's he gonna rant about?
Atypical Person Reading Fark: Ethiopian. Jamaican. Kenyan. All the same on Fark.
Weaver95: mongbiohazard: Weaver95: Limbaugh was mad as hell this marathon was going to be held. Now that it's been cancelled...what's he gonna rant about?Now he'll rant about it being cancelled. What else would you expect?I'm pretty sure that's the pundit version of dividing by zero.
turbocucumber: Excellent, Subby.
Warthog: But now how will all those people find a sense of endorphin fueled pretentiousness in their lives?
jbuist: Usain Bolt is Jamaican, not Kenyan.
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