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(NBC New York) NewsFlash White guy's pursuit of Kenyan ends   (nbcnewyork.com) divider line 227
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2012-11-02 05:23:05 PM
i218.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-02 05:25:45 PM
Whar marathon? Whar!!?!?!??
 
2012-11-02 05:25:55 PM
-26.2 points for that one, subby

+1 on Fark, though!
 
2012-11-02 05:28:48 PM
Win.
 
2012-11-02 05:31:27 PM
It's just as well. You just know the Kenyan is going to win.
 
2012-11-02 05:31:57 PM
But now how will all those people find a sense of endorphin fueled pretentiousness in their lives?
 
2012-11-02 05:33:35 PM
That's raceless!
 
2012-11-02 05:37:12 PM
Wait, Did Obama already beat Romney?
 
2012-11-02 05:38:53 PM
Good. Now hand out that Gatorade and Gu gel to people who need it. (You'd have to be pretty desperate -- or a runner -- to need a Gu gel.)
 
2012-11-02 05:45:37 PM
dontdrinkbeer.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-02 05:50:39 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-02 05:50:56 PM
When I say Usain, you say Shady.

/my name is what?
 
2012-11-02 05:56:42 PM
You're just wrong Subby, but I like it.
 
2012-11-02 06:21:08 PM
Obvious, but well done.
 
2012-11-02 06:33:27 PM
helpmyseo.com 

Well done!
 
2012-11-02 07:11:19 PM

queezyweezel: When I say Usain, you say Shady.

/my name is what?


Usain Bolt is Jamaican, not Kenyan.
 
2012-11-02 07:17:11 PM
This page has more link votes than comments. O_o
 
2012-11-02 07:23:18 PM

jbuist: Usain Bolt is Jamaican, not Kenyan.


Aren't all of the blacks from Kenya? I was told that by Mr. Trump.
 
2012-11-02 07:32:34 PM
In before "why is this a newsflash"
 
2012-11-02 07:32:44 PM
Phooey. I had high hopes for my headline submission:

The official footwear of the New York City Marathon: flip-flops
 
2012-11-02 07:33:05 PM

Warthog: But now how will all those people find a sense of endorphin fueled pretentiousness in their lives?


You sound fat.
 
2012-11-02 07:33:51 PM
How nice of him to wait until 2 days before the marathon to cancel it... I'm sure no one traveled to attend...
 
2012-11-02 07:34:32 PM
Headlines like this are why I have an anus. So it can pucker with joy.
 
2012-11-02 07:35:14 PM
Just change the signs!

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-02 07:35:19 PM
Ethiopian. Jamaican. Kenyan. All the same on Fark.
 
2012-11-02 07:36:02 PM
Limbaugh was mad as hell this marathon was going to be held. Now that it's been cancelled...what's he gonna rant about?
 
2012-11-02 07:36:08 PM

Honest Bender: How nice of him to wait until 2 days before the marathon to cancel it... I'm sure no one traveled to attend...


They're reporting that 40,000 out of 47,000 are already there - living in their hotel rooms, paying money, eating out, etc. So the money came, but no race.
 
2012-11-02 07:36:09 PM

jbuist: queezyweezel: When I say Usain, you say Shady.

/my name is what?

Usain Bolt is Jamaican, not Kenyan.


Usain Bolt is also a sprinter, not a long distance runner. Even the Europeans do better than Africa in sprinting. 0 medals for Africa in the 400m and less in 2012.
 
2012-11-02 07:36:18 PM
Excellent, Subby.
 
2012-11-02 07:36:41 PM
Run where?

In polluted water?

Support health through toxification?

I think not.

Good call, Guv'nor.

*bow*
 
2012-11-02 07:37:53 PM

turbocucumber: Excellent, Subby.


You wanna know how I know you think you're smrt?
 
2012-11-02 07:39:11 PM

Counter_Intelligent: Headlines like this are why I have an anus. So it can pucker with joy.


can I watch?
 
2012-11-02 07:41:11 PM
Never thought I'd see Bloomberg back down from anything. I guess we know what his real colors are.
 
2012-11-02 07:42:09 PM
Subby you magnificent bastard out yourself and accept the praise.
 
2012-11-02 07:42:10 PM
Nice one, subby. Reminds me of the headline from last election that had to do with an old man running from a black guy asking for change. That was the HOTY for 2008, I believe.
 
2012-11-02 07:42:42 PM
Racists!

What? They love racing...
 
2012-11-02 07:44:03 PM

Weaver95: Limbaugh was mad as hell this marathon was going to be held. Now that it's been cancelled...what's he gonna rant about?


Now he'll rant about it being cancelled. What else would you expect?
 
2012-11-02 07:44:27 PM
Not bad, subby.
It's a joke that can't be played often, but when it works it works.
 
2012-11-02 07:45:06 PM
I thought Sheriff Joe and Trump made an announcement that they were giving up on the birth certificate.
 
2012-11-02 07:45:50 PM
I less-than-three you, Subby.
 
2012-11-02 07:46:17 PM

mongbiohazard: Weaver95: Limbaugh was mad as hell this marathon was going to be held. Now that it's been cancelled...what's he gonna rant about?

Now he'll rant about it being cancelled. What else would you expect?


I'm pretty sure that's the pundit version of dividing by zero.
 
2012-11-02 07:46:50 PM
www.wulay.com
 
2012-11-02 07:48:01 PM

NewportBarGuy: jbuist: Usain Bolt is Jamaican, not Kenyan.

Aren't all of the blacks from Kenya? I was told that by Mr. Trump.


SOUND: Knocking at door.

MORRIE: I'll get it.

SOUND: Door opens.

BABE: Telegram fo' you, Miss DiAngelo! ... Oh, uh-I'm sorry-I didn't know ... This is for you, Ma'm ...

LURLENE: Thank you, son. just a minute, boy! Come here ...

BABE: Yes?

LURLENE: Where are you from?

BABE: Nairobi, Ma'm. Isn't everybody?
 
2012-11-02 07:49:49 PM
Farking tease subby!!!
 
2012-11-02 07:50:09 PM
Bloomberg still insisted that holding the race would not require diverting resources from the recovery effort.

IT ALREADY HAS, FARKING SKELETOR-FACED DWARF ASSHOLE.

Every gallon of diesel fuel set aside to run the generators powering the big clock at the Central Park finish line is a gallon that isn't being used to keep space heaters running in buildings with no power. Every bottle of water reserved for The Poland Spring® Hydration Zone at mile 17 is a bottle of water that newly homeless families in Breezy Point would desperately like to have to drink right now.

Guys like Chris Christie, Andrew Cuomo, and Cory Booker behaved like leaders this week. Mike Bloomberg behaved like a CEO.
 
2012-11-02 07:50:16 PM

Weaver95: Limbaugh was mad as hell this marathon was going to be held. Now that it's been cancelled...what's he gonna rant about?


That Bloomberg said he didn't want a cloud to hang over the race

WTF? How about serving the public, ya dumbass?
 
2012-11-02 07:50:38 PM

Weaver95: mongbiohazard: Weaver95: Limbaugh was mad as hell this marathon was going to be held. Now that it's been cancelled...what's he gonna rant about?

Now he'll rant about it being cancelled. What else would you expect?

I'm pretty sure that's the pundit version of dividing by zero.


No no no.. It's easy, he'll just say that Bloomberg purposely waited until all the participants were there so that he could take all their money and then send them on their way. Without their 48oz sodas too.
 
2012-11-02 07:53:18 PM
Give PowerThirst to your babies, and they'll be good at SPORTS.
It'll make your babies run ABNORMALLY FAST.
They'll run as fast as KENYANS.
People will watch them running, and think they're KENYANS.
They'll race as fast as KENYANS against actual KENYANS,
and it'll be a tie, and they'll get deported back to KENYA.
 
2012-11-02 07:55:21 PM
In related news, motor-vehicle-on-pedestrian accidents are going to skyrocket Sunday.

Linkage
 
2012-11-02 07:56:41 PM

Hillbilly Jim: Subby you magnificent bastard out yourself and accept the praise.


Twas me.

Thanks for the kudo, every'all.


/subby
 
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