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(The Smoking Gun)   Mmm, That's Frothy: Woman arrested after being spotted getting jiggy with herself inside a Starbucks   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 66
    More: Florida, Starbucks, Jennifer Piranian  
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22498 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Nov 2012 at 3:35 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-02 03:53:15 PM  
15 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-02 03:45:47 PM  
12 votes:
I am going to fap to this, but I won't enjoy it.
2012-11-02 03:39:56 PM  
7 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

She's got one eye on the coffee and the other on her toffee.
2012-11-02 02:41:31 PM  
7 votes:
How the internet has corrupted me:

I was confused that this article had nothing to do with Rick Santorum.
2012-11-02 01:56:24 PM  
7 votes:
Let's be honest: there hasn't been anything worth masturbating about at Starbucks since they stopped serving the Chantico.
2012-11-02 10:56:17 PM  
5 votes:
She'll unease you
She has fleas too
And she has Hodgkin's disease too
She's atrocious
Sometimes she forgets to make the toilet bowl flush
She's got Kirstie Alley big fat thighs
She's got
Marty Feldman eyes
2012-11-02 02:43:26 PM  
5 votes:
BUT I SPECIFICALLY ORDERED A VENTI NO-FOAM TWATTE'
2012-11-02 04:45:48 PM  
4 votes:
I was wondering what happened to Grabel's Daughter.
2012-11-02 04:01:44 PM  
4 votes:

Treygreen13: Cymbal: Where is the outrage people? This is nothing short of appearance discrimination. If she were hot, she would have gotten off without so much as a fap on the wrist.

If she were a man (and didn't have a crack pipe) she'd be in jail and would forever be required to tell her neighbors that she is a sex offender.


You got caught man, keep your head up and let it go
2012-11-02 02:40:48 PM  
4 votes:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE RETINAL SCARRING
2012-11-02 07:29:34 PM  
3 votes:
Don't masturbate in the library. Don't masturbate in the playground. Don't masturbate on the bus. Don't masturbate in the Starbucks.

For Christ's sake it's getting so a person can't masturbate anywhere any more.
2012-11-02 05:36:14 PM  
3 votes:
It's a coffee shop. Is she really the first woman to be caught flicking her bean?
2012-11-02 05:26:50 PM  
3 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: I like my women like I like my coffee... masturbating in Starbucks.


I like mine black, bitter, and cheap.
2012-11-02 05:20:26 PM  
3 votes:
i7.photobucket.com
2012-11-02 04:31:52 PM  
3 votes:
I can't frappe to this!
2012-11-02 03:50:19 PM  
3 votes:
I guess she really liked her muffin.
2012-11-02 03:49:50 PM  
3 votes:

Ed Finnerty: [i.cdn.turner.com image 200x267]

She's got one eye on the coffee and the other on her toffee.


She looks like Peter Lorre.

3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-02 03:47:46 PM  
3 votes:
did she finish?
2012-11-02 03:42:58 PM  
3 votes:
Looks like her eyes are still orgasming.
2012-11-02 09:26:07 PM  
2 votes:
I like my women the way I like my coffee.

Tied in a burlap sack and thrown over the back of a donkey by Juan Valdez.
2012-11-02 08:10:12 PM  
2 votes:
i.qkme.me
2012-11-02 08:01:51 PM  
2 votes:
I was hoping it would have been the Wendys girl.

Now that's better.
2012-11-02 07:39:28 PM  
2 votes:

Ghastly: Don't masturbate in the library. Don't masturbate in the playground. Don't masturbate on the bus. Don't masturbate in the Starbucks.

For Christ's sake it's getting so a person can't masturbate anywhere any more.


You forgot "Don't masturbate in your cubicle"

Some people. Like.. if you don't like what's on tv, CHANGE THE CHANNEL. Sheesh. I'm pretty quiet.
2012-11-02 06:13:56 PM  
2 votes:
static.tvtome.com
2012-11-02 05:55:31 PM  
2 votes:

ChipNASA: mercator_psi: ChipNASA: [i.imgur.com image 801x177]

Great, now I have macaroni salad all over my monitor. Thanks a lot.

I hoping to get at least ONE.
My work here is done.
Have a lovely weekend.
/CU


More than one.

I spit Guinness. GUINNESS, do you understand you bastard?!

You glorious bastard.

Not that I wouldn't have watched...

web.mit.edu
2012-11-02 05:49:27 PM  
2 votes:
I will have what she is having.
gja
2012-11-02 04:39:32 PM  
2 votes:
"I want a Twatte Latte extra foamy"

BLEH
2012-11-02 04:35:12 PM  
2 votes:
I like my women like I like my coffee... masturbating in Starbucks.
2012-11-02 04:21:41 PM  
2 votes:
I can't believe nobody has commented on this part yet

is being held in the Manatee County jail
2012-11-02 04:05:03 PM  
2 votes:
bluraymedia.ign.com
2012-11-02 03:51:17 PM  
2 votes:

Too Pretty For Prison: ouch. I was thinking to myself "what's the big deal?" until I saw the photo. I didn't expect Scarlett Johansson, but that's just fugly. that would definitely ruin my muffin and coffee


That's not hot buter on your muffin and that's not cream in your coffee.
2012-11-02 03:47:10 PM  
2 votes:
people these days

where was the concern when Nikki was in a hotel lobby with a magazine? Where? Where? This was perfectly acceptable 30 years ago

that's what's wrong with america today

*fap*
2012-11-02 03:44:14 PM  
2 votes:
She was prob thinking about how great she felt last night when she voted early for Barack Obama.
2012-11-02 03:43:55 PM  
2 votes:
I'll have what she's having.
2012-11-02 02:45:29 PM  
2 votes:

markie_farkie: BUT I SPECIFICALLY ORDERED A VENTI NO-FOAM TWATTE'


There's good money in films for the ones that foam.
2012-11-02 02:40:00 PM  
2 votes:
You could tell she wasn't going to be hot by virtue of the fact she was arrested for doing this.
2012-11-03 12:10:32 AM  
1 votes:

DreamyAltarBoy: Vitamin Pb: kiwimoogle84: uber humper: SweetSaws: FirstNationalBastard: I like my women like I like my coffee... masturbating in Starbucks.

I like mine black, bitter, and cheap.

Ground up, bagged and in the freezer?

Hot, strong and sweet?

/just the way I like my men

I prefer my women with hot, wet, and sweet with two lumps. 
/And maybe a bit of milk

I like mine topped up with bourbon.


Then tied up in burlap and thrown over the back of donkey.
2012-11-02 08:32:35 PM  
1 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

*sob* I was so close...
2012-11-02 07:51:45 PM  
1 votes:

Indubitably: If you masturbate at work, and I catch you, you're fired.


Even if you run a porn company?
2012-11-02 07:44:51 PM  
1 votes:
If you masturbate at work, and I catch you, you're fired.
2012-11-02 07:22:54 PM  
1 votes:

Cymbal: She was prob thinking about how great she felt last night when she voted early for Barack Obama.


I had 400 absentee ballots to fill out, and I just got done. I'm feeling--wow, just wow.
2012-11-02 07:22:51 PM  
1 votes:
i.huffpost.com

static.tvtome.com
2012-11-02 06:57:09 PM  
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-02 06:54:41 PM  
1 votes:
She might clean up OK...

/desperate times call for desperate measures.
2012-11-02 06:44:09 PM  
1 votes:
"I'm sorry ma'am, but we don't sell Schlicka schlicka schlicka here."
2012-11-02 06:39:46 PM  
1 votes:
"No, ma'am, I said you could have a Frappuccino"
2012-11-02 06:15:13 PM  
1 votes:
A woman who was spotted masturbating in a Starbucks was arrested yesterday after Florida cops searched her purse and found a pipe with cocaine residue.

/ I read that as "stretched her puss" and thought i had a new field to work in.
2012-11-02 06:12:55 PM  
1 votes:
static6.businessinsider.com
2012-11-02 05:49:18 PM  
1 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com
moviequoter.com
2012-11-02 05:41:54 PM  
1 votes:

uber humper: SweetSaws: FirstNationalBastard: I like my women like I like my coffee... masturbating in Starbucks.

I like mine black, bitter, and cheap.

Ground up, bagged and in the freezer?


hot, black, and all over my crotch.
2012-11-02 05:37:09 PM  
1 votes:

SweetSaws: FirstNationalBastard: I like my women like I like my coffee... masturbating in Starbucks.

I like mine black, bitter, and cheap.


Ground up, bagged and in the freezer?
2012-11-02 05:12:53 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

Does not appear to be welcome at Starbucks.
2012-11-02 04:57:41 PM  
1 votes:

The One True TheDavid: And by the way, she's not THAT ugly. Have y'all never been to Walmart?


What is this "Walmart" you speak of?
2012-11-02 04:30:33 PM  
1 votes:
I guess the amount of beans in the establishment got her in the mood to flick one of them.
2012-11-02 04:27:46 PM  
1 votes:

mercator_psi: ChipNASA: [i.imgur.com image 801x177]

Great, now I have macaroni salad all over my monitor. Thanks a lot.


I hoping to get at least ONE.
My work here is done.
Have a lovely weekend.
/CU
2012-11-02 04:08:10 PM  
1 votes:

ChipNASA: [i.imgur.com image 801x177]


Great, now I have macaroni salad all over my monitor. Thanks a lot.
2012-11-02 04:06:43 PM  
1 votes:
i3.kym-cdn.com
2012-11-02 03:57:25 PM  
1 votes:
Where is the outrage people? This is nothing short of appearance discrimination. If she were hot, she would have gotten off without so much as a fap on the wrist.
2012-11-02 03:54:51 PM  
1 votes:

DirkTheDaring: I wonder what her streamate MFC name is.

2012-11-02 03:48:49 PM  
1 votes:

Cymbal: She was prob thinking about how great she felt last night when she voted early for Barack Obama.


images.clickliverpool.com

How Grass & Trees Become Enlightened

During the Kamakura period, Shinkan studied Tendai six years and then studied Zen seven years; then he went to China and contemplated Zen for thirteen years more.

When he returned to Japan many desired to interview him and asked onscure questions. But when Shinkan received visitors, which was infrequently, he seldom answered their questions.

One day a fifty-year-old student of enlightenment said to Shinkan: "I have studied the Tendai school of thought since I was a little boy, but one thing in it I cannot understand. Tendai claims that even the grass and trees will become enlightened. To me this eems very strange."

"Of what use is it to discuss how grass and trees become enlightened?" asked Shinkan. "The question is how you yourself can become so. Did you ever consider that?"

"I never thought of it in that way," marveled the old man.

"Then go home and think it over," finished Shinkan.
2012-11-02 03:47:12 PM  
1 votes:

JohnCarter: She's 29?? So who is in the mugshot, her mom?

[i.cdn.turner.com image 200x267]


ouch. I was thinking to myself "what's the big deal?" until I saw the photo. I didn't expect Scarlett Johansson, but that's just fugly. that would definitely ruin my muffin and coffee
2012-11-02 03:42:13 PM  
1 votes:
That would have been hot if she was good looking, but instead, she's ugly so it's disgusting.
2012-11-02 03:40:53 PM  
1 votes:

markie_farkie: BUT I SPECIFICALLY ORDERED A VENTI NO-FOAM TWATTE'


It was just the yeast. NO REFUND!
2012-11-02 03:40:00 PM  
1 votes:
She's 29?? So who is in the mugshot, her mom?

i.cdn.turner.com
2012-11-02 03:39:07 PM  
1 votes:
So, 'the writing my screenplay' in a starbucks has blown over, and it's full masturbation? Got it.
*trots to local sb*
2012-11-02 02:53:19 PM  
1 votes:
Amateur.
/not Mr. Pee Pee
 
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